Pirates seize U.S. freighter, hold captain for ransom

[Lemur]

In other words, no matter what happens, we can still blame Obama. That's a relief.

Would have been better if I linked to New York Times, huh? :P

Yeah, why bother with any media outlet that even tries to be accurate? Everybody knows that sourced reporting has a liberal bias.

P.S.: Vuk, I have an article about how Obama bathes in the blood of virgins in a vain attempt to preserve his youth. You're gonna love it!