I wish I knew how to cookI love to eat but can't cook.
It is my curse.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Yeah, wot 'e said.Plus, the 'fun' bit is cooking for more than yourself.
Momma Kukri had to work, and often odd hours, so she made sure my Sis, 4 brothers, and I knew the basics of cooking and housekeeping. Soups, cassaroles, spaghetti, chili-mac, that sort of thing.
My boys know their way around the kitchen; the oldest tending toward complicated "experiements", with about a 20% failure rate (similar to me) - the younger (28 now) opting for the "easy = good" school.
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
Experimentation is the key.
I can remember a few really unpleasant experiments I've tried...
The worst was probably an attempt at making a soup from stale Malt Liquor and Polish Kielbasa.
My kingdom for a
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Heh, if it cain't be fried in bacon grease then it ain't fit to eat.
Yeah, start with basic and easy stuff. It's not that hard, there are lots of recipes on the internet. And seeing you like your grub so much...necessity is the mother of invention eh?You have to start with something easy. Perhaps a vegetable stir fry. It doesn't matter if it isn't perfect, it's about practise and trial and error. Give it a go.![]()
I learned from my mother & grandmothers. Some of my fondest memories as a kid was baking cookies,fudge, jelly rolls, etc... with my siblings, and we ate our mistakes. Well except for the time we used baking soda instead of baking powder *powder, soda, what's the difference right?* in a batch of chocolate-chip cookies. Bleh, they came out like chocolate chip dog biscuits, but even the dog wouldn't eat them.![]()
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