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    What we need is a poll for this, over 200 posts is just getting too rambly.... :P

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    Yawn the old randrom diety stories are fun to make up but they don't help much, nobody has felt the fiery presence of the leprechaun god.

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    What we need is a poll for this, over 200 posts is just getting too rambly.... :P
    I wonder what the opinion of the man from officialy the most atheist city in the UK might be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Yawn the old randrom diety stories are fun to make up but they don't help much, nobody has felt the fiery presence of the leprechaun god.
    I have. I am witness to the awesome power of His Lucky Charms. I know it to be true. Random Deities beat randrom diety any day of the week. And it's not random, it's LUCKY. There's a difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    I have. I am witness to the awesome power of His Lucky Charms. I know it to be true. Random Deities beat randrom diety any day of the week. And it's not random, it's LUCKY. There's a difference.

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    If you were being genuine, there would be no reason not to go with it.
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    I have already declared a Chee-had against the infidel. However, just like in other religions, when you declare a Chee-had, it is instead an inner, spiritual struggle. We fight using our minds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    I have already declared a Chee-had against the infidel. However, just like in other religions, when you declare a Chee-had, it is instead an inner, spiritual struggle. We fight using our minds.

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    I hope you haven't abandoned the fiery little leprechaun god.
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    Pizza, you have some strange beliefs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    I hope you haven't abandoned the fiery little leprechaun god.
    HE ABANDONED ME FIRST!!! I leave him messages on his answering machine saying things like:

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    "Hello Leprechaun. it's me, Pizzaguy. I am doing some soul searching and I want to know why you created Free Will and Evil and also a place to punish people for using their Free Will to create Evil even though you're infinitely compassionate and the one responsible for designing us intelligently. Thanks. -Amen"
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    "Ok, I'm really starting to get ticked off now. I don't treat you so coldly. Haven't I been a devoted worshiper ever since I converted to the faith? Be a nice, friendly God and talk to me or I'll convert to Invisible Pink Unicorn Religion or the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism."

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    As you can see, since he doesn't return my phone calls, he abandoned me first. Or he's dead. But the important thing is that even though he doesn't talk to me, I continue to pray to him and ask him to change his Divine Plan, even though it wouldn't be much of a Divine Plan if he changed it to suit my whims.

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    Argumentum ad Hominem with the sub fallacy; Refutation by Caricature.
    Much of the religious argument against evolution comes from the argument from ignorance. See also "God of the Gaps".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Yawn the old randrom diety stories are fun to make up but they don't help much, nobody has felt the fiery presence of the leprechaun god.
    God is a bit dull on the fiery presentations nowadays isn't he? A shame as large scale miracles would be really convincing stuff.

    Instead he goes around, poking around in the "godly presence center" in the brain for people to feel his fiery presence.

    Makes sence if He planned to get to humans through evolution, how else would He keep humans to be prone to belive in Him while keeping the low profile he does by not doing obvious wonders.
    We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?

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    HEY!!

    Hey, hey hey. They found Jesus on a Cheeto. Don't tell me there aren't miracles.

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