When I was eleven, being the refined intellectual that I am, I had already read Homer in its Latin original.
Yeah, yeah. My kids fart, chew gum and start bitching if Dad doesn't serve them fries on Friday, dontcha worry. Real fries by the way, not the little French poof sticks.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
My girlfriend says that my lack of size isn't important, only what I do with it.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one -Brenus
Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
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