WAAAGH!!! Da EB!!!!

[satalexton]

Which unit in EB do you find the most worthy of Gork and Mork, and the WAAAGH?

(For those who don't understand, Gork and Mork are two gods: one hits you when you're looking, the other hits you when you're not. Debating upon which is which results in the WAAAGH!!!.
The WAAAGH!!! on the other hand, is like a migration. Yet it carries the properties of genocide, pillaging and friday night pubcrawls. It is also a common warcry.)

My candidate would be:



Covered in woad dyes, armed with 'em pointy lobbin' fings, and a big choppy fing. They can charge with a WAAAGH!!! And their choppas will start their majik!

[Duguntz]

WORGOZEZ!!! i don't have pics (and anyway don't know how to upload them :) ) but THEY KICK ASSES! They have chop chop axes that can bang bang on armours and Makes nearby ennemies shit in their pants while inspiering our own troops... SWEBOZ SAY WAAAAAAAAAAG

[Zett]

WORGOZEZ!!! i don't have pics (and anyway don't know how to upload them :) ) but THEY KICK ASSES! They have chop chop axes that can bang bang on armours and Makes nearby ennemies shit in their pants while inspiering our own troops... SWEBOZ SAY WAAAAAAAAAAG

Ceterum censeo Romam esse delendam.

[Darius]

Galatian Wild Men obviously, they're insane/drugged up and just want to fight, and take hits that would normally take a normal men to his knees without flinching, what says WAAAGHH more than that?

[anubis88]

Galatian Wild Men obviously, they're insane/drugged up and just want to fight, and take hits that would normally take a normal men to his knees without flinching, what says WAAAGHH more than that?

The gaesatae. 2 more morale!!!!

[A Very Super Market]

Wild Men aren't drugged up. Only Gaesatae are. They are still pretty crazy though.

[Belisarius II]

The Pedites Extraordinarii have always been there to chop up those nasty Poeni for me. But I will never use such a barbaric term to describe them. No, not this wagh if that's even a word, but FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ghaust the Moor]

I think the orks would like the Galatian wild men. Theyz would fight just az 'ard az any Ork. FOR GORK AND MORK!!!! WARRRRGHH!!!!! (Man I love Warhammer)

[satalexton]

The Pedites Extraordinarii have always been there to chop up those nasty Poeni for me. But I will never use such a barbaric term to describe them. No, not this wagh if that's even a word, but FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

filfy 'umies..

[aelflune]

Galatian Wild Men obviously, they're insane/drugged up and just want to fight, and take hits that would normally take a normal men to his knees without flinching, what says WAAAGHH more than that?

I found out that they massacre those Pontic armoured FMs, even with about half their original number. Armoured horseman meets naked man, armoured horseman loses.

[miotas]

Sreni Pattya Yoddaha wiv dey'r chop chop swords axe dey is da best coppas yous can getst WAAAGH!!!

[Frostwulf]

I agree that the Gaesatae represented here belong on this thread along with orcs and goblins, they both come from the realm of fantasy.

[Cyclops]

WORGOZEZ!!! ...... SWEBOZ SAY WAAAAAAAAAAG

Yep.

For some reason I imagine my Kinsmen cavalry having Russian accents and saying "Not equipped with shields? Then buckle up!"

[Cute Wolf]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

but btw, in eb, they are somewhat weaker without any tweak (tweak the spartans so they had 2 hp)

But for the efficiency and capability (without any tweaks)

These guys simply hold the line, throw thir javelins and start skinning legionaries...

[lenin96]

The Orks would like anything Sweboz or Galatian.

[Macilrille]

But the Sweboz would massacre Orcs.

VIKINGS FTW!!!

[Duguntz]

But the Sweboz would massacre Orcs.

VIKINGS FTW!!!

WAAAGH!!! That's the most true post on all the forum!
SWEBOZ IN THA WAAAGH!!! and as I said, before... the waaagest of all waaagh are the Worgozez... and, in second, comes the Wothiz Watha (Black painted Sweboz Fanatics) In fact... Sweboz aren't only worthy of Gork and Mork... They're their reincarnation on earth! MOUHAHAHAHAHA...

[Macilrille]

www.ask-vikingekampgruppe.dk

http://picasaweb.google.com/Palle.Ra...84580300347746

[Duguntz]

www.ask-vikingekampgruppe.dk

http://picasaweb.google.com/Palle.Ra...84580300347746

Great pics! thanks for sharing Macilrille! That seems a really interesting organisation! Back in Canada, it's mostly western european Medieval assossiations that are. Although in a festival#I saw, this year for the first time, a assossiation specialized in viking reenactement and lifestyle! Interesting that your combat are at one touch, as I read on your site. Where I fight, it's 3 touches combat. Makes the combat somewhat longer. Best weapon combinaison... at least for me, axe and sword... Withg the lower tip of the axe you can toss away the shield of the opponant while striking with the sword. Can you wear two weapons in your organisation? I didn't read such combinaison on the site, that's why I'm asking!

anyway, thanks again!

[satalexton]

ur wrong, there's no such thing as the axe and sword, there's only Da Choppa and Da Cutta.

Pity there's isn't much Dakka yet =[

[bobbin]

Theez boiz iz made for fightin', der choppa iz tha bestest an tha biggest!

Deyz so 'ard dem beerdz iz made of METAL! WAAAGGHH!

[Celtic_Punk]

(tweak the spartans so they had 2 hp)

can you say... OVERKILL!?

[Atraphoenix]

Theez boyz is made for fightin', der choppa iz tha bestest an tha biggest!

Deyz so 'ard dem beerdz iz made of METAL! WAAAGGHH!

seconded.
They massacre even elite phalanxes without much effort

[antisocialmunky]

The Jerman Club Boyz have that nice low tech(even by EB standards) but still somehow effective. If only they came in green and red and retarded.

[Macilrille]

Great pics! thanks for sharing Macilrille! That seems a really interesting organisation! Back in Canada, it's mostly western european Medieval assossiations that are. Although in a festival#I saw, this year for the first time, a assossiation specialized in viking reenactement and lifestyle! Interesting that your combat are at one touch, as I read on your site. Where I fight, it's 3 touches combat. Makes the combat somewhat longer. Best weapon combinaison... at least for me, axe and sword... Withg the lower tip of the axe you can toss away the shield of the opponant while striking with the sword. Can you wear two weapons in your organisation? I didn't read such combinaison on the site, that's why I'm asking!

anyway, thanks again!

NP I like to spread the word.
Your questions:
1. Metal armour + helmet = 2 touches.
2. Yes, I used it often and consider myself one of the experts. It is a blind alley, despite its fun, an opponent with large shield + sword and equal skill will beat you in my 16 year experience.

For even more fun try searching for "Moesgaard" and "Huscarl" on youtube.

[Vilkku92]

Fer propa Waagh! u is gonna need da Nobz an' da Wheelz. Da Nobz are stompy an' da Wheelz are fast; good fer da Waagh! WAAAGH!

[satalexton]

dem rollaz haz red shieldz too! Red wunz go Fasta!!! Lob 'em Stabbas!

[Maion Maroneios]

Pah, I detest wild, charging barbaroi. We Hellenes have proved more than enough times that discipline wins over barbarism any day. Though I do find the usage of, say, Tindanotae, quite effective when I'm campaigning in Anatolia. Damn stoners are mighty expensive too. I guess the stuff they're on is of accordingly expense...

Maion

[Duguntz]

Pah, I detest wild, charging barbaroi. We Hellenes have proved more than enough times that discipline wins over barbarism any day. Though I do find the usage of, say, Tindanotae, quite effective when I'm campaigning in Anatolia. Damn stoners are mighty expensive too. I guess the stuff they're on is of accordingly expense...

Maion

Hellene say zis because Hellenes don't have boyz worty of Gork and Mork!!! Yeah, and Hellenes have proved they were superior to barbarians espiacially anaig barbarians from Barbaropolis! While we, the child of Gork and Mork, have beaten several time those Barbaropolisian!!!

[antisocialmunky]