Team Fortress 2 Mini mafia! [Concluded]

[ULC]

Can I kill people who aren't playing this game, to pay homage to the great scottishranger?

At least I think it was.

You mean the infamous death of Myrdraal? That was hilarious.

[A Very Super Market]

Howdy folks.

I hear you've got a problem with a spy, huh? Tough luck. Y'see, any other class, I could have just set my senty up and waited for them to... walk right into it.

But spy? No, no.... They work a bit differently, see. Cloakin', disguisin', a real nuisance. REAL nuisance....

[Splitpersonality]

Night over, writeup commencing!

Oh god I'm late! D:

[TheFlax]

Night over, writeup commencing!

Oh god I'm late! D:

I realized that's part of hosting, unless you have a very stable schedule.

[Splitpersonality]

The room was dark, a small crack of door allowed a single source of light in. From outside the door a deep, loud snore was heard.

The large man inside awoke with a startle, he had heard something from the hall. He picked up his beloved Sasha, and plodded towards the door.

He stopped about 3 feet from the door, and lowered the gun's massive barrel.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTSMART BOOLET?!" he screamed, unloading the gun for about 20 seconds into the door.


by the time he stopped firing the door had ceased to exist. The heavy weapons guy smiled, feeling quite triumphant, he looked through the door and saw a messy bloody looking corpse on the floor. "Is that.... no" he looked down and saw the red spy's corpse, "But we.... the tiny man..."

He stared at it for a while, trying to make sense of things how could he have survived? Did he survive? If he did, what's he doing here? If he didn't, what the hell is he doing here?!

As the heavy pondered these things deeply, a man approached him from behind. He placed his hand on his shoulder and looked over at the corpse along-side the heavy.

"Whooee... Looks like ya got him, eh?" the man said.

Startled, the heavy jumped out the doorway, and fell onto the corpse of the red spy. "How did you get in my room?!"

"I snuck in a second ago, you got yourself a nice room ya know," the man said again. He outstretched his hand towards the heavy.

"T-thanks... I'm a leetle prone to falling," the heavy said grabbing the man's hand.

"No problem, I'm just here to make sure you stay down." the man said as he pulled the heavy up with one hand, his other hand quickly whipped out a balisong which stabbed into the heavy's massive gut.

The heavy gasped, how could this have happened? How could his own friend betray him? "But....." the heavy's eyes narrowed "YOU!" he shouted.

The man standing before him said nothing, but simply lit a cigarette and walked away, down the hall.


The heavy crawled into his room, clutching his stomach, all these events, all this thinking, it made him tired, sleepy. He crawled into his bed and sat there, he was ever so tired, but he could not sleep now. The heavy reached onto his nightstand and grabbed his greatest love, his mighty Sandvich.

"Oh sandvich, I could never tell you how much I cared, not with Sasha around. You are the mightiest of weapons, and now, I need you" a tear streamed down the heavy's cheek as he took a large bite of the sandvich.

The heavy keeled over, clutching his stomach in one hand, the sandvich in the other, and everything went quiet.

"A-HAHAHAHA!" he roared Triumphantly, "Sandvich, you did well! You are credit to team!"

The heavy jumped up and began to dance with sasha, he had lived! That dirty spy had failed!



LittleGrizzly - The Heavy - Has survived a night attack thanks to the Sandvich!


As morning came, the men gathered around the heavy's room, and saw him sitting on his bed, holding the plate his sandvich was on, and Sasha. He had refused sleep after the night's actions earlier.

He waved eagerly at the men as he saw them. "Hallo comrades! Look at what my sandvich has done!" he shouted with glee.

The men looked inside and he began humming again, they looked at the floor and saw pieces of a door and the red spy's corpse.

No one really had the guts to say anything to a man humming so insanely, or a man who had blown apart his own door and mutilated the corpse of a teammate, with a sandwhich apparently. So they sort of walked away, and back outside. He soon followed.



After the night, they began to deliberate again.

Alive(6/9)
Captain Blackadder
Death is Yonder
AVSM
Atheotes
ATPG
LittleGrizzly

Dead(3/9)
Splitpersonality - Soldier
Blue Spy # 1 - Disguised as Pyro
TheFlax - Red Spy (AGAIN)



Day 2 - Voting ends 24 hours from now. Midnight EST tomorrow. Good luck.

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: abstain

I want to hear from the rest of you. If you don't contribute, I will vote for you. Bonk.

[A Very Super Market]

Now look here partner, you're looking a bit... jumpy today. Why don't you settle on down to one of my brain-scanners? Only a 60% chance of causin' cancer.

[Death is yonder]

LG is innocent according to write ups? Fantastic, we have 1 night of wasted blue spy efforts =)

LG, who do you think targeted you and why? Voting needs to start rolling along with discussion.

[Jolt]

LG survived because he is part of the Microsoft conspiracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6O8srzn4Vw

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: Captain Blackadder

I have two priorities:

1. killing the opposing side
2. getting people to talk

Talk and vote or you get my vote. Mafia games suck when lurkers win or when town loses due to inactivity. Captain Blackadder knows what I am talking about. My first mafia victory at TWC was due to a totally negligent town. Me and Rob_The_Celt were two of the only people talking. I thought it was painfully obvious we were mafia and unfortunately it was to Blackadder too but there was not a whole lot of people even voting. If Jubal was WOG'ging people we would have won just due to inactive townies alone, but people skated right through the game doing nothing. You wonder why I don't play over there anymore.

Let's not let that happen to the org. I'LL BONK YOU ALL, LURKERS!

[LittleGrizzly]

In the mighty motherland Heavy does not die!

I think i was targetted for one of two reasons...

1. My activity
2. I went after ATPG

Im not too sure about 2, ill wait till a little later to make my vote, lurkers are high on my priority list... so talk scum or recieve my vote...

[Splitpersonality]

Anyone who does not vote by tonight, or at least contact me giving an explanation, will be subject to a humorous WoG.

Or a not so humorous one, depending on what time it is and whether or not I've gotten the award I was promised tonight (Most improved player, varsity soccer :P)

[atheotes]

So LG is innocent...

so i need to find one among the four...
Captain Blackadder
Death is Yonder
AVSM
ATPG

Whoever is the medic, i hope they protect LG tonight.

[Askthepizzaguy]

1. My activity
2. I went after ATPG

Im not too sure about 2, ill wait till a little later to make my vote, lurkers are high on my priority list... so talk scum or recieve my vote...

I didn't even notice you were proclaimed innocent by the writeup.

My vote is now your vote, LG. Say who you want dead and I will make it so. If you die, the same will be true so long as I live.

Understandably our little spat earlier has caused misgivings. I am in your service. Bonk.

[LittleGrizzly]

Well that really puts the pressure on...

I guess a re read is in order, i would say though pizza and everyone else, just because my innocence is proved does not make me any better at finding suspects than anyone else....

The only thing it does let you know is that you aren't following the case made by a guilty person... which i suppose is a good thing

Still simply transferring the suspect hunt to who i suspect limits us to only my mafia finding skills.... and it also takes the pressure off whoever the scum is to try and make a case against someone... the scum and the regular townies can simply get lazy follow my lead activity in the thread drys up leaving me playing a guessing game with everyone following my lead....

Im happy to lead the town when i have information like in Rubicon, here i have only my innocence proven and a nighttime defence...

So make you own cases and search out your own suspects, i will do the same, one of you may make a far better case than me and correctly target the guilty party...

[LittleGrizzly]

Every player is to send me thier roles... i doubt this information will come in in enough time for tonights lynch but this will help me with tomorrows lynch....

In the glorious motherland i would have agents producing this information instantly on demand, unfortunately not everywhere can be as great as the motherland...

Doing that re read now...

[Splitpersonality]

Remember, no private PM quotes, unless I've already talked to you about your situation with that.

[TheFlax]

In the glorious motherland i would have agents producing this information instantly on demand, unfortunately not everywhere can be as great as the motherland...

That would be me. :(

I have my suspicions, but I'd rather wait another night before pointing at someone to be lynched.

[LittleGrizzly]

Ok, after a re read and racking my brain...

My suspects are:

ATPG
DiY
Atheotes
and Blackadder

Of course i pretty much suspect everyone but these a little more... for lurking, having fun reasons to vote and unvote, my gut instinct and being far too helpful...

I have to get a vote in soon... soo ill just make it already

Vote Blackadder

Come online get talking and inform me in a pm what your role is...

\Edit: TheFlax as the only person who i can gaurentee is not mafia your opinion on the guilt of various people will be highly helpful to me

[Death is yonder]

Vote:Captain Blackadder

Okay then, this means we have 5 people left post lynch.

Might be 4 after night phase, might be 3 after following day phase. So this night phase is important that we thwart the spy again, yes?

Assuming everything goes "normal" and nobody gets blocked or anything, this game will be hanging by a thread by the next day phase... Think carefully. Less suspects by the last round is optimal, so we have a better % chance to ID the mafia.

Edit: I voted him as usual for lurking... heck, you can scroll up this whole page and no BA... and the second page.... 50 posts give or take by other players in a 7 man game and BA contributes nothing. Anti-Lurker Policy *On*

[A Very Super Market]

Bahahaha, why am I so easy to forget while semi-lurking? I don't know. But I can tell you that I can lurk to and fro with this here teleportation-mo-tron. Gets you places in a jiffy, and perfect for slow heavies getting their sandviches back.

[LittleGrizzly]

With you it seems less like lurking and more like just talking a lot less than all the other chatter boxes.... but it does make it harder to get a read on you...

*vodka*
*fur hat*

Wheres your vote... i think some other votes are missing as well...

[Captain Blackadder]

Oi Mates what is the matter with all of yous. You really are galahs ya know that. I am a Sniper I hate spies. Firstly why the bandwagon againest me when I get lynched here I would have a serious look at the people who voted for me. Mafia love an easy lynch like this on. Do not let them get away with this.

[LittleGrizzly]

Convince me of someone to vote and why...

I will unvote you for talking but i want to hear something useful if you should be saved...

Unvote
Vote Abstain

[Death is yonder]

We're lynching you for discussion, something which we will happily stop once that is achieved.

Edit: Well, we do have 1 hour left so lets hear some discussion so we can deliberate on who is to be lynched

Unvote;

[Captain Blackadder]

VOTE AVSM\

Firstly in the real game the engi is always a spy. His drawing attention to his lurking is his attempt to knock the blame away from himself. Also he has posted but not voted.

[LittleGrizzly]

Thats a good argument... what say you AVSM.. before i change my vote ?

[Death is yonder]

AVSM: I is offline and unable to respond!!!

[LittleGrizzly]

Im not completely unhappy with putting the two lowest posters at the mercy of random.org... should encourage the others to talk a little more...

[Death is yonder]

Hopefully with 2 more hours they will come to partake in discussion...