Does Obama want to hit that?

[Ronin]

I know what we really need here...a CAPTIONS CONTEST!!!!



I go first:


Obama - Now THAT's a Stimulus package!!!
Sarkozy - I wonder if I can talk Carla into a 3 way?


Obama - Yes...I lost my contact right around here...could you please help me find it?
Sarkozy - That´s my boy!!! PLAYA!!!!
Berlusconi - I don´t see the contact anywhere!!!!

[Fragony]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGAU...eature=related

[Lemur]

I know what we really need here...a CAPTIONS CONTEST!!!!

Count me in.


Obama - Hello fine lady. What's a sexy fox like you doin' without a man?
Sarkozy - Heh heh heh.


Obama - Mmmm girl. Just mmmm.
Sarkozy - Heh heh heh.

[Rhyfelwyr]

In the second pic, Berlusconi and Medvedev look like they've had their power sources turned off.

[Hooahguy]

In the second pic, Berlusconi and Medvedev look like they've had their power sources turned off.

yeah, it looks like they do!

[Xiahou]

I think it's priceless that ABC actually did a bit on TV to "clear up" the controversy.

[Lemur]

Had to look it up, Xiahou, just to prove to myself that they would really waste TV time like that. Here it is. I guess it exonerates the President from, uh, being male. But Sarkozy is definitely checking out the goods, no doubt about it.

[Vuk]

Had to look it up, Xiahou, just to prove to myself that they would really waste TV time like that. Here it is. I guess it exonerates the President from, uh, being male. But Sarkozy is definitely checking out the goods, no doubt about it.

Exonerates him my sexy fat Rahi! His eyes are not on his feet, or on the girl behind him, butt on the girl's behind. Even if it did, it sure doesn't explain the second picture. It is an undignified way for a President to act. He represents the US, and un-classy, un-couth behavior like that does no good for our image abroad. Do you see the disgust in the Russian President's face?

[drone]

Obama - Is that booty New Europe or Old Europe?
Sarkozy - It doesn't matter O, it just doesn't matter.


Obama - Psst, Sarko, see how I used the Force to knock her papers to the ground?
Sarkozy - Well done, young padawan.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Obama - Whoa. Now that beats those huge, stern Prussian pillars of Angela Merkel...
Sarkozy - Little Nicolas just grew a few inches...




Obama - Shake that thaang, baby!
Sarkozy - Hah! You'll get impeached for this. Me, I get re-elected for my display of virility.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Oh, VUK. Don't project American puritanism to the rest of the world.

Obama an embarrassement abroad? Not so much in Italy, buddy. This is Latin Europe. We're still puzzled by Clinton's treatment. A near impeachment over a creative use of a cigar? Bah.
(Yes, it was about a false statement. Which was about an extramarital affair. So those public statements don't count. They are white lies that serve a private purpose)

While we're on it:
Berlusconi has an eightteen year old lover. One of many mistresses. Some of them paid. You can watch them topless in La Pais.
Sarkozy, while in office, got divorced and re-married. To a woman 13 years his junior. Who can be admired in full frontal nudity for those with basic google-fu.
Rachida Dati, a French minister, is a single woman who got pregnant from, as persistent rumour has it, the prime minister of Spain.
Chirac was nicknamed 'mister five minutes. That's five minutes, including the shower afterwards and his return to the waiting state limousine outside.

Granted, that's all considered an embarrassement. Yet all have been or will be re-elected.
A bigger embarrassement was huge Michelle Obama wearing high heals for the photo-op with midget Sarkozy. A graver matter to the macho Latin mind. This is the conservatism of Latin Europe.

[Meneldil]

Oh, VUK. Don't project American puritanism to the rest of the world.

Obama an embarrassement abroad? Not so much in Italy, buddy. This is Latin Europe. We're still puzzled by Clinton's treatment. A near impeachment over a creative use of a cigar? Bah.
(Yes, it was about a false statement. Which was about an extramarital affair. So those public statements don't count. They are white lies that serve a private purpose)

Doesn't make Sarkozy's staring any less ridiculous. Even I try to be less obvious when staring at a lady's bump. You know, like pretending to be looking at something else.
He's just being a stupid chauvinist pig with this behavior. That's not surprising, since he keeps ridiculizing himself whenever possible, but I mean, couldn't he be more stealthy? That's not classy, and certainly worth a good slap in the face.

And don't get me started on Berlusconi. This man is a shame for Italy, Europe, the western world and mankind as a whole.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Doesn't make Sarkozy's staring any less ridiculous. Even I try to be less obvious when staring at a lady's bump. You know, like pretending to be looking at something else.
He's just being a stupid chauvinist pig with this behavior. That's not surprising, since he keeps ridiculizing himself whenever possible, but I mean, couldn't he be more stealthy? That's not classy, and certainly worth a good slap in the face.

And don't get me started on Berlusconi. This man is a shame for Italy, Europe, the western world and mankind as a whole.

Berlusconi is pathetic. A disgrace and an enemy of democracy. (Is Italy still a democracy?)
Sarkozy is his usual uncouth self.

But a bit of staring? Sarko was stealthy, but had the misfortune (and unawareness of mind) to realise that he was on film. Other than that, I look at women the way he did every day. Sorry can't help it. Oink. Oink.

[Ronin]

Doesn't make Sarkozy's staring any less ridiculous. Even I try to be less obvious when staring at a lady's bump. You know, like pretending to be looking at something else.
He's just being a stupid chauvinist pig with this behavior. That's not surprising, since he keeps ridiculizing himself whenever possible, but I mean, couldn't he be more stealthy? That's not classy, and certainly worth a good slap in the face.

And don't get me started on Berlusconi. This man is a shame for Italy, Europe, the western world and mankind as a whole.

I find it funny how somehow 'being a man and having a natural interest in the opposite sex' and 'stupid chauvinist pig' become synonyms sometimes...

[Crazed Rabbit]

(Yes, it was about a false statement. Which was about an extramarital affair. So those public statements don't count. They are white lies that serve a private purpose)

It was the fact that he lied while under oath to tell the truth, in a court setting.

CR

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sarkozy - Do you theenk we can invite her over to my place after zee conference?
Obama - YES WE CAN!


Obama - The best judge of whether or not a country is going to develop is how it treats its women. If it's educating its girls, if women have equal rights, that country is going to move forward. But if women are oppressed and abused and illiterate, then they're going to fine behind.
Sarkozy - Wait, what was that last part?