Cold war Crisis. [Concluded]

[Death is yonder]

I do not know what that is, but I like it!

(edit: OK, then things should work out fine...... as long as my orders are followed.)

We're suggesting we are going to freeload off you. Its a win win situation! Except Russia wins more!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

OOC: I meant back when they were loosely administrated by Britain. they severed most ties by now, but before they had a sweet gig. what I am trying to say but am to tired to find words for it is that I will..... I dont even know how to describe it.... I am too tired. I will let them have a lot more freedom then the Apartheid's and they will have their own president and constitution, I am handing them a sweet deal, along with the billions I am going to send to help rebuild the nation.

We're suggesting we are going to freeload off you. Its a win win situation! Except Russia wins more!

..... jerk........

[Death is yonder]

They better not have this president, or Russia will invade simply to get rid of this nonsense economic policies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Mugabe

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yes I think we would all prefer he is never president, bbbbuuuutttt I don't have a say in the matter it is all the people of South africa.

[Caius]

In an adaptation of George Orwell in Animal Farm, "In Mother Russia, some people are more equal than others."

Britain, I think its time to withdraw your diplomat from Soviet Russia. Seriously, this is an insult.

It is funny how Soviet Russia blames Britain and their colonies of Imperialism, when they have their own colonies.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yes it is, but I am too tired to care. I have gotten used to the Warsaw nations insults. , plus once you get past that they aren't all bad........

[Death is yonder]

America this game has only engaged in criticizing our policies.

Our words are warped and then shoved back into our mouths, and we frankly care not for what America thinks any longer.

We have already stated to conduct civil business with your Nato compatriots but we will treat you like the thing that we flick off the soles of our shoes when we go home.

Edit: Huh, almost as if you are scared that Britain is becoming friendly with me and quitting Nato. What an outrageous implication!

[ULC]

Yes, Amerikaner, try to cow your allies.

Czechoslovakia prefers honey, to Amerikaner vinegar.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

still hate the Czechs though........ and America is still my buddy.

[ULC]

still hate the Czechs though........ and America is still my buddy.

Czechoslovakia knows this, and is happy, for Britain is to keep friends close, and enemies closer.

Thus, Czechoslovakia is really close to Britain

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

this is another fetish isn't it?
'night gents! I am off to sleep

[Death is yonder]

Russia is so big, we are close to everyone!

this is another fetish isn't it?

You Western Europeans and your fertile imaginations...

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

so do we have any other international issues to talk about????

[Death is yonder]

No?

Nothing much is happening now

Lets declare war! Woohoo! World War III!

[Beefy187]

No?

Nothing much is happening now

Lets declare war! Woohoo! World War III!

That is a joke that we cannot tolerate...

Besides, have you forgot that USSR and America is holding nukes in each others throats?

[Death is yonder]

We aren't actually able to fire them so you know

Defcon 1 clearly restricts all of us, you could say our in game character gets Wrath Of Greyblades when we launch nukes without authorization....

Unless the situation has clearly changed??

But in all seriousness, it would be a shame if the game played out to the historical circumstance of the cold war, would be slightly a bore.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Russia I know you are trigger happy, but I am sure even you know a Nuclear war is in no ones best interests.

[Death is yonder]

We're just a leetle bored in this situation, so we derive joy from taunting you and fooling around.

Role Playing if you will

Of course we have heard of MAD, or Mutually Assured Destruction.

We simply find it amusing to see you sweat.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

........ Jerks........

[Death is yonder]

We find it highly amusing that the British diplomat is unable to articulate anything more coherent than the word "jerk" as well as declarations of war and criticism.

Although due to your continual repetition of the word, we are wondering if you are attempting to sell beef jerky to us. We humbly deny the offer, Russia is completely self sufficient... unlike some Nato members...

[Caius]

Russians have no choice but to accept the truth told by our nation, their declarations of war bring panic, because people are scared. Want war? Look for someone else.

[Centurion1]

Ah the rest of the world has moved forward, why cant Russia and Caius. it not like you have to role-play, cant we all be friendsssss (definetly not typical chinese)

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

We find it highly amusing that the British diplomat is unable to articulate anything more coherent than the word "jerk" as well as declarations of war and criticism.

Although due to your continual repetition of the word, we are wondering if you are attempting to sell beef jerky to us. We humbly deny the offer, Russia is completely self sufficient... unlike some Nato members...

I am perfectly able to form coherent words my fine red friend, I just feel that the Word Jerk finely sums up my positioning on your vulgar and insulting behavior towards my nation. Your attacks have been to try and draw me out, and I have refused to be goaded, and shall remain as such.


(OOC: I prefer having the USA and Russia be this way. They should in all honesty be the two extremes of the spectrum. )

[Greyblades]

Hmm lets see, we have a player wanting to join and another player who's been inactive all this time... I'm giving Roadkill a prod and if he doesnt turn up by tommorrow Ignoramus can take Canada.

[Centurion1]

Bravo sir, i believe you are making an amazing decision.

DIY, i have to admit you are playing the paranoid red very well
Caius you are playing the absentminded American equally as well

[Greyblades]

Subtle.

[Centurion1]

I try, I try.

So did Khann go inactive as well. Is Indonesia a npc now?

[Greyblades]

Khaan had to drop out and I dont think anyone else wanted that country so its NPC now.

[Centurion1]

If i were you i would be excited. (one less nation to accept orders from )

[White_eyes:D]

Technically I have 3/5's of the security councils approval for my invasion. I do not want to go forward on this invasion without everyone on the UN security council's approval. However I am not sure I understand the reason you disapprove?


(so whiteyes is crazy and jumped the gun? I can't say I am surprised...... well, I hope he has fun fighting EVERYONE around him, he is sure not going to be staging any campaigns for a while.
but we all learned a important lesson from this. Attacking NPC's for no reason=Bad idea )

I disapprove of your invading South Africa....and it's not because I fear you well be bogged down by the NPC's and unable to help... Beskar and TheFlax disappoint me...... but I already am pretty boned.... so I won't push it....