Mafia Mongolica [Concluded]

[pevergreen]

Kommo had his program, and now you've combined?

Im so confused. Who/where is Kommo.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Kommodus and I sat down and redesigned both of our systems and combined them into one program. As for where he is... I could have sworn he was going to join Capo III... I'd better send him an email reminder. Now, if I could only find my cookies folder on my danged machine I could actually plug MIDAS in and give it a test drive. Sad innit?

[pevergreen]

GH said welcome back Kommo in the thread, but I can't see him.

Sorry ATPG, the new system just won't command respect from me. Not like the old one.

What was the name of it again? Holmes? Anyone else remember the game where it was the central plot element? I loved the ending of that game.

[Chaotix]

I think it's time for a

SURPRISE VOTE-CHANGE!

Unvote: Split, Vote: Beskar.

Because I like ties very much. Also, although it may not matter too much this round, AVSM is being way too nonsensical. Or perhaps not nonsensical enough. Hmm, I can't decide, I'm still recovering from a terrible bout of randomness. Either way, he should be kept an eye on. Or maybe even an ear.

[GeneralHankerchief]

If so, I have already responded to this long ago (to which you put an animation of Michael Jackson anachronistically in his Smooth Criminal suit dancing to Beat It saying "Lynch Reenk").

Possible candidate for "excerpt of the year" award?

Anyway, I saw Kommodus reading the Capo sign-up thread in invisible mode and pre-emptively welcomed him back. I'm sure he'll grace us with his presence sooner or later.

Anyway, I again stress the importance of lynching Beskar now while our attention is focused on him. The natural flow of mafia games will give us different suspects in the next rounds, and there have been more instances of the town putting pressure on a mafioso early-game and then letting him slip by than I can remember.

-edit- Mafia VI, pever.

[Beskar]

No matter how many times you say to lynch me, you won't get your justice, because I didn't kill you. Accept it. All I can say is, there are many people saying I am innocent and defending me.

Why would they do that, if I was "Mafia scum" ? Put on your thinking hats people, seriously. Unless you are trying to say there are 7 Mafia in a 2 Mafia game.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Two mafia, five mistaken people. Or one mafia with six mistaken people and the second mafioso simply hanging back.

Your argument is essentially that anytime anyone has more defenders than there are mafiosi in the game, they are innocent. Which, of course, is incorrect.

[Chaotix]

No matter how many times you say to lynch me, you won't get your justice, because I didn't kill you. Accept it. All I can say is, there are many people saying I am innocent and defending me.

Why would they do that, if I was "Mafia scum" ? Put on your thinking hats people, seriously. Unless you are trying to say there are 7 Mafia in a 2 Mafia game.

Contrary to popular belief, just because somebody says you are innocent does not make it so. Obviously we cannot know for sure whether or not you are mafia or town, but as of now, you are the biggest suspect. Generally the biggest suspect tends to get lynched in mafia games.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Beskar can't be guilty because he's my... err.... sweetie pie.

[Splitpersonality]

It could be that the people defending you are just misled, maybe this misleading was sparked by the other mafia member whose argument defended you?

Just because people are defending you doesn't mean you're innocent.

Look at me, no one is defending me but i'm clear as day innocent.


EDIT:

Oh okay ATPG, in that case we should lay off. Because that's adorable.

[Beskar]

I would love to feel complimented, that I am some actual Mafia Guru Game Lord, where that possibly exists, however, the truth is far more simple and "oh... just another townie".

Your argument is essentially that anytime anyone has more defenders than there are mafiosi in the game, they are innocent. Which, of course, is incorrect.

Or it could be, they know something you don't know, therefore it might be an idea to listen to them.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Quit denying it Beskar, you know you loves me.

[Splitpersonality]

You can't run from your feelings, not on the internet at least.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you want our perfectly natural love to blossom, you'll vote for yourself, Split. I believe you're the only sane one left who still recognizes the power of love. I'll give you a cookie if you commit suicide so that Beskar and I can make beautiful babies together.

[Splitpersonality]

Now you see if I didn't believe in the true power of love, I'd say that sounds like a mafia partnership dealy,

but that was such a ballsy gamble on your part I may just give it to you...

[Askthepizzaguy]

I pinky swear that I am not mafia.

*skips off into the sunset hand in hand with the awesome manliness that is Beskar*

[pevergreen]

[Beskar]

[Splitpersonality]

If you vote for yourself Beskar, ATPG can't bother you.

Unless he is into that sort of thing...

[GeneralHankerchief]

Or it could be, they know something you don't know, therefore it might be an idea to listen to them.

If you're implying what I think you're implying, then you've just given the mafia a laundry list of names to go after.

[Beskar]

You think I am the Mafia, so that is a moot point coming from you.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Not necessarily.

Either as a townie you're putting the Detective's identity at risk so you can stay alive, or you're guilty and bluffing.

Either way, you need to be lynched.

[Beskar]

GeneralHankerchief thought I needed to be lynched so badly, he said it twice.

(Also, no, I don't need to be lynched. You just need to stop saying "Lynch: Beskar" every post. It has the same effect.)

[GeneralHankerchief]

If you truly want to stay alive, I think you'd be better off responding to my point about selfishness rather than commenting on my double post.

Lynch: Beskar

[Askthepizzaguy]

Won't someone please save my cuddle bunny from an inglorious and unwarranted death?

[Beskar]

I am going to talk to FieldMarshallTissue about your behaviour. There needs to be more discipline within the ranks.

However, the only reason you keep saying I am a detective, is because you are wanting the Mafia to kill me, if I don't get lynched (or get them to lynch me) and trying to get anyone who is not voting for me, lynched/night killed. You are unhealthily obsessed for what ever bizarre reason.

[Reenk Roink]

-edit- Mafia VI, pever.

Wasn't it Mafia V? Mafia IV was the really cheap profile watching program. I played Mafia VI (last game of your original series for me) and all I remember is bitterly going after Sasaki for his playstyle but I was killed early. Now I'm trying somewhat to imitate him because he's gone again.

To the game: It's sad that Beskar will once again escape death and not only that, but like split will be lynched for some random reason when there are a host of better lynches. Do note two things:

1) GeneralHankerchief's vote might have been critical to this round
2) Beskar went to YLC by PM asking him to buy his vote (and the honest businessman kept his trade honest and informed us about it)

[TinCow]

1) GeneralHankerchief's vote might have been critical to this round

Now you're stretching it a bit too far. There was no way anyone could have predicted we'd end up in a tie this round.

[Beskar]

1) GeneralHankerchief's vote might have been critical to this round

No it wouldn't, since your argument is that I killed him. even though it was obvious frame up.

[Splitpersonality]

There was no way anyone could have predicted we'd end up in a tie this round.

Does it count that as soon as I knew I was going to post, I knew I was going to be in a tie or lynched? :P



Really though everyone who says Beskar isn't a good lynch, i.e. everyone voting for me right now. Why am I a good lynch then?

People seem to be vehemently defending Beskar but I'm only being used to tie with him.