Woy oim not 'eadin' anyware, I be 'eadin' down to the brewer to get me sum of that fine spirits! Drink the drink that oi 'ave made! Hey brotha, pour the woine!

I most kenfess oi have a problem, oim being blackmailed. Oi need the services of someone who can offa protection, if you know wut oi mean. It seems that in my drunken edventcha last week, I was caught in, shall we say, a compromising position... with the daughter of a band of mercenries, and now they are threatning to tell my woife and are troying to coerce me. Can 'anyone 'ere offer their sword? I jest want to skeere 'im a little, rough 'im up some. You don't need to kill him, just make 'im fear the wrath of Nerull, that's awl.

Oi moight be able to offer a gold piece or two fer yer troubles! Oi don't have anything else on moi moind at the moment, so I don't care to vote on this lynching business. I'm not getting moi 'ands dirty with 'anging the innocent, it's the bloated dirty scumbags oim worried about!

vote: abstain

But err, anyone wants a free drink, come on down to the brewry and oil buy you a pint. Need awl the friends oi can get these days.