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    0 years old
    I was born a girl in a village in the state of Bihar in India,
    not far from the city of Bihar.

    My parents have named me Parvani. My surname is Imani.
    My mother, Mali, is 29 and my father, Anand, is 29. I have
    a sister, Dharitri, age 3, a sister, Adhika, age 4 and a sister,
    Arpana, who is 5.

    My sister Arpana began school.

    1 year old
    Brother Amir born.

    My sister Adhika began school.

    2 years old
    A major earthquake has hit India. 4,833 people have died
    and 1,800,000 others have been affected.

    My family and I were not directly affected.

    My sister Dharitri began school.

    My brother Amir has been hurt in an accident.

    3 years old
    My sister Adhika has had malaria.

    4 years old
    My father has been cured of syphilis.

    My sister Arpana has suffered an epileptic seizure.

    5 years old
    6 years old
    Began school.

    My sister Arpana has been caught in a fire and suffered
    minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no
    permanent injury.

    My brother Amir began school.

    7 years old
    8 years old
    Sporadic localized fighting in Delhi state.

    9 years old
    10 years old
    My sister Dharitri has been caught in a fire and suffered
    minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no
    permanent injury.

    11 years old
    My sister Arpana's girlfriend Gopa has graduated from
    secondary school.

    12 years old
    Cleaned up someone else's mess.

    My sister Arpana has graduated from secondary school.

    My sister Dharitri's boyfriend Devendra has graduated from
    secondary school.

    13 years old
    Met a new boy I like very much, named Hari Prasad.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    My sister Arpana has moved out on her own.

    My sister Adhika has graduated from secondary school.

    My sister Adhika's boyfriend Ganhesa has graduated from
    secondary school.

    14 years old
    Peace.

    Ended relationship with Hari Prasad.

    Ganhesa Srijoy and my sister Adhika have married.

    My sister Adhika has moved out on her own.

    My sister Dharitri has graduated from secondary school.

    15 years old
    My sister Adhika has been cured of depression.

    16 years old
    Ravi born to Adhika Srijoy

    17 years old
    Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

    Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

    My sister Dharitri has moved out on her own.

    My brother Amir's girlfriend Lakshana has graduated from
    secondary school.

    18 years old
    A major earthquake has hit India. 3,077 people have died
    and 1,700,000 others have been affected.

    My family and I were not directly affected.

    Graduated from secondary school.

    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    My sister Adhika's husband Ganhesa has died at age 23
    from an epileptic seizure.

    Devendra Mukherjee and my sister Dharitri have married.

    My brother Amir has graduated from secondary school.

    19 years old
    Caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the
    body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

    Met a new boy I like very much, named Arvind Malini.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    Lakshana Darsha and my brother Amir are now engaged
    to be married.

    20 years old
    Began work as a nursing aid.

    Decided to look for a job.

    Ended relationship with Arvind Malini.

    Met a new man I like very much, named Sanjay Maqbool.

    Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sanjay Maqbool.

    Kama born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    Lakshana Darsha and my brother Amir have married.

    21 years old
    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    22 years old
    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    Ramakrishna born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    23 years old
    Met a new man I like very much, named Arjun Tagore.

    Decided not to pursue a relationship with Arjun Tagore.

    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    Not accepted in vocational school.

    My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.

    24 years old
    25 years old
    Reported corrupt activities but nothing happened.

    26 years old
    27 years old
    My sister Dharitri has diabetes.

    28 years old
    Ibha born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    29 years old
    My boyfriend Abhidyu has been cured of leishmaniasis.

    Met a new man I like very much, named Abhidyu
    Ramanuja.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    My sister Arpana has had malaria.

    30 years old
    My boyfriend Abhidyu and I are now engaged.

    Abhidyu Ramanuja and I got married this year.

    Son Adipa born.

    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    Sujit born to Adhika Srijoy

    My sister Dharitri's husband Devendra has been cured of
    asthma.

    31 years old
    Daughter Amisha born.

    Ayuta born to Adhika Srijoy

    Ayuta born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    My brother Amir has moved out on his own.

    My son Adipa has had measles.

    32 years old
    Son Alok born.

    My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

    33 years old
    My father has had malaria.

    Kanchana born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    34 years old
    Eloksi born to Adhika Srijoy

    35 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    My son Adipa began school.

    36 years old
    Caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the
    body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

    My daughter Amisha began school.

    37 years old
    My son Alok began school.

    38 years old
    Caught trying to sneak into the United Kingdom.

    My sister Dharitri has died at age 42 from diabetes.

    39 years old
    A major earthquake has hit India. 45 people have died and
    3,200,000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    40 years old
    Decided to give some money to charity.

    Amaru born to Lakshana Darsha

    41 years old
    Sporadic localized fighting in Madya Pradesh state.

    My sister Arpana's girlfriend Durga has died at age 50 from
    stomach cancer.

    42 years old
    Moved to Japan.

    Moved to Yokohama.

    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    Began work as a salesperson.

    My mother has been cured of cataracts.

    My father has been cured of cataracts.

    My sister Adhika has been cured of depression.

    43 years old
    Peace.

    44 years old
    45 years old
    Decided to give some money to charity.

    My mother has asthma.

    My daughter Amisha's boyfriend Yukio has graduated from
    secondary school.

    46 years old
    My son Alok began trade school.

    In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Alok
    has been placed on academic probation.

    47 years old
    My father has a peptic ulcer.

    My son Adipa has graduated from secondary school.

    My son Adipa's girlfriend Hideko has graduated from
    college with a degree in Pre-Med.

    48 years old
    My sister Adhika has been cured of obsessive-compulsive
    disorder.

    My daughter Amisha has graduated from secondary
    school.

    My son Alok's girlfriend Makiko has graduated from trade
    school.

    49 years old
    My mother has colon cancer.

    My son Alok has graduated from trade school.

    Makiko Honda and my son Alok are now engaged to be
    married.

    Makiko Honda and my son Alok have married.

    50 years old
    A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 61 people have
    died and 42,000 others have been affected.

    I was not affected.

    My mother has died at age 80 from colon cancer.

    My son Adipa has been involved in a road traffic accident
    but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

    Hideko Yoneko and my son Adipa are now engaged to be
    married.

    Hideko Yoneko and my son Adipa have married.

    51 years old
    52 years old
    A major earthquake has hit Japan. 8 people have died and
    130,000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    53 years old
    54 years old
    A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 14 people have
    died and 54,000 others have been affected.

    I was not affected.

    Alok has left his family.

    55 years old
    My father died from an infection.

    Inherited money from my parents.

    56 years old
    My sister Dharitri's husband Devendra has died at age 61
    from an accident caused by senile dementia.

    57 years old
    My son Adipa's wife Hideko has died at age 30 from a
    heart attack.

    58 years old
    59 years old
    My sister Adhika has colon cancer.

    60 years old

    My sister Adhika has died at age 65 from colon cancer.

    My son Alok has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

    61 years old
    A major earthquake has hit Japan. 40 people have died and 250,000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    62 years old
    63 years old
    64 years old
    Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

    65 years old
    66 years old
    My husband Abhidyu has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

    67 years old
    My sister Arpana has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

    68 years old
    A major earthquake has hit Japan. 311 people have died and 280,000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    My sister Arpana has colon cancer.

    My sister Arpana has arthritis of the knee.

    69 years old
    A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 0 people have died and 66,000 others have been affected.

    I was not affected.

    70 years old
    Died at age 70 from lymphoma.


    I dunno man, I'm starting to think my Indian woman had some kind of external curse. Nothing bad happened to HER, but everybody AROUND her...well...
    Last edited by Sheogorath; 08-09-2009 at 08:28.
    Tallyho lads, rape the houses and burn the women! Leave not a single potted plant alive! Full speed ahead and damn the cheesemongers!

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