Girl Help Cont.

**Fragony** · 09-09-2009, 14:12

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

'you grounded while i am back to earth'??? that honestly made no sense to me.

so does that mean that shes not going to say yes?

That is called selfconcious humour you Americans are masters at it. Ok listen up it works like this. No, she's (probably) not going to say yes, now she controls you. So you must try to date the other two, to let her know that you might be interested, but there are other options, and she is in fact not in control you are a master of your own situation, confident, and actually have other options. That turns them all green.

**pevergreen** · 09-09-2009, 14:17

They're bloody 14/15. What do you want Frag?

That aint gunna work, thats just going to kill his chances with the one he has a shot with (BUUUURRN

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I dinna know if he kinna do it.

**Fragony** · 09-09-2009, 14:25

Originally Posted by pevergreen

They're bloody 14/15. What do you want Frag?

I know what I wanted at that age, that Darth-Vader helmet that you can stuff with action-dolls, so maybe I should indeed back off.

**Louis VI the Fat** · 09-09-2009, 14:35

Originally Posted by Fragony

I know what I wanted at that age, that Darth-Vader helmet that you can stuff with action-dolls, so maybe I should indeed back off.

I wanted an AT-AT. Which I didn't get.

Oh, today's kids. I am not even going to attempt to give advice to two 14,5 and 15 year old American kids.

Actually, I am: Play it cool and try once more.

Edit:

Originally Posted by Frags

The Holy Order of the Ravaged Star

Tsk. What did I tell you about not getting drunk again in Amsterdam's seedier gay districts...?

**Fragony** · 09-09-2009, 14:43

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Edit:Tsk. What did I tell you about not getting drunk again in Amsterdam's seedier gay districts...?

I wasn't that drunk, and it isn't really as if I got ditched I just woke up in one there is a difference.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-09-2009, 15:00

so....ask when she can do something next time I see her?

and I would have posted in the first thread, but it was closed (possibly for good reason, though it was very funny)

**Strike For The South** · 09-09-2009, 15:33

Next time you see her look her dead in the eyes and scream "You coulda had all this!" Proceed to tear off your shirt, kiss the first girl you see, punch the first guy you see and run out of the gym with a mixture of animalstic grunts and toddler like sobs.

Things you need:

A shirt
Canola oil (A shirtless man always look serious if he's covered in oil and this stuff is cheaper than the fake tan)
A copy of Kid Rocks "Only god Knows why" (Someone should play this as you run out)

**LeftEyeNine** · 09-09-2009, 14:30

Girl Help Strikes Back.

Hereby I shall honor thee as "the Knights of the Girl Help".

**Fragony** · 09-09-2009, 14:34

Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine

Hereby I shall honor thee as "the Knights of the Girl Help".

With the way things are going lately I might do better joining The Holy Order of the Ravaged Star

**drone** · 09-09-2009, 15:32

Originally Posted by Fragony

That is called selfconcious humour you Americans are masters at it. Ok listen up it works like this. No, she's (probably) not going to say yes, now she controls you. So you must try to date the other two, to let her know that you might be interested, but there are other options, and she is in fact not in control you are a master of your own situation, confident, and actually have other options. That turns them all green.

This. You don't even have to be serious about trying to date one of the others, just let her see you chatting up other girls. If she thinks you are hanging on her every move, especially at this early stage, she will utterly abuse you. Remember rule #1: women are evil.