Girl Help Cont.

**Peasant Phill** · 09-22-2009, 10:33

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

anyway, I'm kinda sick now, so hoping I get better before practice tomorrow so I can get to talk to her again, and i'll be really pissed if i'm not fit to go to the game (and subsequently her house) on wednesday.

Since when has being kinda sick stopped an athlete. Just suck it up during practice and take good care of yourself otherwise.

Oh and about the condoms (just buy them, pharmacists should be fairly understanding) NEVER keep them in your wallet. They can get holes and rips in them from the friction. And besides you wont be needing them just yet are you.

**Hax** · 09-22-2009, 11:16

How old was he again, 14?

I don't carry any either because I do not expect to sleep with someone at my age.

**pevergreen** · 09-22-2009, 14:42

You're 14. Isnt it bloody illegal or something?

Regardless theres the issue of...well, how to put it nicely.

Be aware that this isn't just you, its all men to a point.

"Oooh yeah baby, baby yeah.
Mmm thats good baby, just..uhhhh...

"Thats not it!"

"Hmmm...uuggnnhhh."

"Is there a problem?"

"Aint no problem baby"

All the time the guy is thinking "WHERE THE HELL IS THIS THING!"

Badly paraphrased from Eddie Murphey.

**Hooahguy** · 09-22-2009, 17:08

by the way, sex under the age of 16, at least in GA, is illegal, even if the girl says ok to it.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-22-2009, 13:58

Originally Posted by Peasant Phill

Since when has being kinda sick stopped an athlete. Just suck it up during practice and take good care of yourself otherwise.

Oh and about the condoms (just buy them, pharmacists should be fairly understanding)

1. every time I breathe, speak, r even just swallow excess spit because i dont want to spit on my floor, it burns my throat, and every time i try to gargle with salt water, i go to spit it out and then my uber-swelled tonsils swing forward and it hurts like hell.

2. how am i supposed to get to a pharmacy.....without anyone knowing? its not like my mom is just gonna be like 'ok, ill take you to the pharmacy to get some condoms, which i'll have to pay for, so you can have sex with a grl whos a few months older than you' (my identity was stolen last year by some asshole in washington state[i'm in NC????], so that couple hundred lawn mowing dollars went down to $60. then the stupid bank said i wasn't old enough to have a debit card in the first place, so they just said "Hey! let's take 40 bucks away from this kid and leave him with a wii he wont play with for a year and a a half an $20!!)

and my friend has a HUGE mouth, so if he got his mom or sister to take me (which would be weird as hell) hed probably say something stupid and get me in trouble.

**drone** · 09-22-2009, 17:49

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

1. every time I breathe, speak, r even just swallow excess spit because i dont want to spit on my floor, it burns my throat, and every time i try to gargle with salt water, i go to spit it out and then my uber-swelled tonsils swing forward and it hurts like hell.

2. how am i supposed to get to a pharmacy.....without anyone knowing? its not like my mom is just gonna be like 'ok, ill take you to the pharmacy to get some condoms, which i'll have to pay for, so you can have sex with a grl whos a few months older than you' (my identity was stolen last year by some asshole in washington state[i'm in NC????], so that couple hundred lawn mowing dollars went down to $60. then the stupid bank said i wasn't old enough to have a debit card in the first place, so they just said "Hey! let's take 40 bucks away from this kid and leave him with a wii he wont play with for a year and a a half an $20!!)

and my friend has a HUGE mouth, so if he got his mom or sister to take me (which would be weird as hell) hed probably say something stupid and get me in trouble.

Kids these days.

You have everything you need right here in your own post.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

*By no means am I condoning underage noogie with this post. But hormones are funny things, and it's always best to remember the Boy Scout motto.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 09-22-2009, 18:36

lol, I just now realized that. but we already are loaded up with medicine, so i wouldnt have an excuse.

and in NC, since one is not 4 years older than the other, it is perfectly legal (of course with equal and free consent by both parties)

**Megas Methuselah** · 09-23-2009, 01:29

Dispose of the receipt properly (i.e. not in a trash bin at home).

I used to tear up and eat undesireable receipts.

**A Very Super Market** · 09-23-2009, 02:04

Quite frankly, I don't think it will happen. Is the girl that open? Whatever you do, don't pop the question yourself.

**Philippus Flavius Homovallumus** · 09-23-2009, 11:17

Originally Posted by pevergreen

You're 14. Isnt it bloody illegal or something?

Regardless theres the issue of...well, how to put it nicely.

Be aware that this isn't just you, its all men to a point.

"Oooh yeah baby, baby yeah.
Mmm thats good baby, just..uhhhh...

"Thats not it!"

"Hmmm...uuggnnhhh."

"Is there a problem?"

"Aint no problem baby"

All the time the guy is thinking "WHERE THE HELL IS THIS THING!"

Badly paraphrased from Eddie Murphey.

Or, to put it more bluntly, you don't want to rush into sex because you're probably not going to be great at it first time. So, pinning any kind of relationship on sex at your age isn't a good bet. Also, if you're only after sex you're a bit of an arse.

Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Quite frankly, I don't think it will happen. Is the girl that open? Whatever you do, don't pop the question yourself.

"Hey Baby, wanna get with 'dis?"

= Epic Fail.