Girl Help Cont.

[a completely inoffensive name]

ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

Otherwise, a cat is fine too.

[Olaf The Great]

Really hope that isn't related.

[Csargo]

Really hope that isn't related.

[Subotan]

ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

Otherwise, a cat is fine too.

Total Concur. You're wasting your time if you try anything pre-18 and expect it to last a meaningful length of time, unless you already have a strong relationship with said girl, and even then, attempting to sexualise that relationship will probably sink it faster than the Bismarck.

Also, I've always wanted to use that meme, but I've never found an opportune moment to do so.

[Prussian to the Iron]

well, i found a way hotter, smarter, and just as compatible girl at a football game at the high school (shes a cheerleader too :D) and we're goin out now.

but if it doesnt work out, i still have like a month and a half to ask out anyone on the volleyball team.

god my life rocks sometimes!



one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.

[Peasant Phill]

Wait already have someone else AND you're thinking of other 'opportunities? You sir are ... wait, right you're 14. Never mind.

one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.

She has just become a good friend. Enjoy it. It's a skill that will come in handy later.

[pevergreen]

He'll learn the difference one day.

*ruffles hair*

[Subotan]

Notice how five pages of advice from the rest of the Orgah totally fails to solve his problem, then within half an hour of me posting my advice, he follows my advice and his problem is solved.

Time for derailment.

IMO, the Bismarck didn't really sink that fast. It had the long joyride through the North Atlantic, it steamed around in circles for a while after the Swordfish got it, and it took a few battery-loads of fire before it went under.

The Tirpitz, on the hand, got blasted with Tallboys designed to punch through U-boot bunkers, so you can guess what happened then.

That was part of the reason why I said Bismarck, in the hope that one of the history nerds here would pick up on it. In short, you have just been trolled.


Also, never, ever take relationship advice from AP. Just a word of warning.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Also, never, ever take relationship advice from AP. Just a word of warning.

Hehe, you may be correct, as I have never had a relationship with a girl, but I would not be too far from reality if I say that I can get more good-looking girls (I do not see why PI would want to go out with an unattractive female) than the majority of similarly-aged patrons of .Org if I was actually attracted to them. There is a great deal of girls who like me in school, and my friends say many of them have a crush on me.

Now, I have no idea about the accuracy of this, but still, there is some truth in it. And in no way do I wish for persons to deem this as boasting, because there is nothing I am proud of here. I am very much annoyed as a matter of fact, because it seems there is a current trend of hugging everyone who is your friend/close acquaintance in US schools. Apparently, some girls think it is amusing when they forcefully stalk me to elicit a forceful embrace (by them - not me)... I am not much on hugging, so... yeah...

So in conclusion, I would recommend Prussian Iron not to listen to my relationship advice, but at the same time, heeding my advice on how to attract women may not be an entirely useless idea. The only problem is, I do not know what part of me is attractive and what is not...

[A Very Super Market]

Notice how five pages of advice from the rest of the Orgah totally fails to solve his problem, then within half an hour of me posting my advice, he follows my advice and his problem is solved.




That was part of the reason why I said Bismarck, in the hope that one of the history nerds here would pick up on it. In short, you have just been trolled.


Also, never, ever take relationship advice from AP. Just a word of warning.

FFFFFFFFF.....

Relationships are like **********. **** comes out of them.

Perhaps I am just terribly antisocial, but I cannot get myself into the idea of having a relationship. Bear in mind that I do socialize, but my teenage narcissism convinces me that dating anyone I know would be infinitely more exasperating than simply sitting by myself. Hell, I find myself annoying at times, so I'd have to set my standards to the level of centuries-old dust bunnies.

[Fragony]

well, i found a way hotter, smarter, and just as compatible girl at a football game at the high school (shes a cheerleader too :D) and we're goin out now.

but if it doesnt work out, i still have like a month and a half to ask out anyone on the volleyball team.

god my life rocks sometimes!



one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.

good, love is the better part of sex. That whole 'must get laid' is for the insecure.

[Aemilius Paulus]

That whole 'must get laid' is for the insecure.

Hardly, I think. What of the lustful? I have seen far too many of those, boys who desperately wish to get laid, not to prove their manhood, but simply for the pleasure of it. What do you think hormones are for?

[Strike For The South]

Hardly, I think. What of the lustful? I have seen far too many of those, boys who desperately wish to get laid, not to prove their manhood, but simply for the pleasure of it. What do you think hormones are for?

I agree with Frag. More often than not getting laid truly is about the "conquest". You aern't very good at intercourse and doing it often leads to more Q&As. Part of growing up but hardly "fun". I know sex only really became pleasureable for me when I became comfotable with myself. Oh and I started doing it with fat chicks. That helps to.

Think of it this way. How do you know about all these relations? Why were you told?

[Prussian to the Iron]

all of these relations???

[Fragony]

I agree with Frag. More often than not getting laid truly is about the "conquest". You aern't very good at intercourse and doing it often leads to more Q&As. Part of growing up but hardly "fun". I know sex only really became pleasureable for me when I became comfotable with myself. Oh and I started doing it with fat chicks. That helps to.

Think of it this way. How do you know about all these relations? Why were you told?

Indeed. There has always been a gentleman's agreement in my group, we just pretended we don't notice it when someone sneaked of wiith his snack of the day. Have some manners I don't care who you slept with and how it was.

[A Very Super Market]

Total Concur. You're wasting your time if you try anything pre-18 and expect it to last a meaningful length of time, unless you already have a strong relationship with said girl, and even then, attempting to sexualise that relationship will probably sink it faster than the Bismarck.

Also, I've always wanted to use that meme, but I've never found an opportune moment to do so.

Time for derailment.

IMO, the Bismarck didn't really sink that fast. It had the long joyride through the North Atlantic, it steamed around in circles for a while after the Swordfish got it, and it took a few battery-loads of fire before it went under.

The Tirpitz, on the hand, got blasted with Tallboys designed to punch through U-boot bunkers, so you can guess what happened then.

[Aemilius Paulus]

ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

Otherwise, a cat is fine too.

That is my view on dating as well, but psychology proves that teen dating is a vital developmental step, so it is but prudent to ensure you carry it out. How are you going to snag the love of your life when you are 118 if you have no experience dating? The answer is, you are not. Dating is crucial to emotional maturity and a few other things. Just do not let dating drain you financially and do not become enraptured in it. Nearly anything is more productive then dating.

Despite this, I still agree with ACIN .

[Hax]

I disagree.

signed, Hax

[Aemilius Paulus]

I disagree.

signed, Hax

With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.

[Megas Methuselah]

With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.

I am inclined to disagree with your agreement.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.

Girls are huge amounts of fun, and I don't mean because you can have sex with them. The dating thing is just a confindence booster, you can start in your 20's. Talking to women is easy, charming them is easy.

And, as I said, it's great fun.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Don't listen to these people. As I said, a cat is fine too.

EDIT:

Despite this, I still agree with ACIN .

See, AP backs this up as well.

[Hax]

As I said, a cat is fine too.

Hear hear!