Pirate Ship Mafia [Concluded]

[Sasaki Kojiro]

unvote, vote: Sigurd

Why the grin pizza?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why the grin pizza?

WHY SO SERIOUS?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

WHY SO SERIOUS?

You weren't sure how to comment on your mafia buddy being found out. It's why you've been deliberately silly since he came under attack earlier today. You posted a grin because you didn't want to just vote, but you didn't want to make a serious comment in case it looked forced and ungenuine.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You weren't sure how to comment on your mafia buddy being found out. It's why you've been deliberately silly since he came under attack earlier today. You posted a grin because you didn't want to just vote, but you didn't want to make a serious comment in case it looked forced and ungenuine.

You caught me! You caught the tater.

[Splitpersonality]

Being versed in Ron White, while handy, does not make you innocent

[Askthepizzaguy]

Being versed in Ron White, while handy, does not make you innocent

Fine, I'll do a full confession.

I Askthepizzaguy do solemnly swear that the below statements are true to the best of my recollection.

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Fifteen men on a pizza man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be darned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

[Yaropolk]

Unvote Andres Vote Sigurd

ATPG you have too much time on your hands!

[Subotan]

Great, so for ages, we have no suspects, and now we have four suspect people at once?

[Crazed Rabbit]

Ahoy, me hearties!

An announcement this be. I be a travelin' some today and will be away from the internet for several hours, so do not worry if ye PMs go unread for a time.

CR