You couldn't make it up

**Tribesman** · 10-07-2009, 11:36

I understood it was Biffo's policy to flush everything down the pipe without wiping.

Wait till November and the schools will be telling pupils they can't afford to flush.

I wonder how long until we get back to the good old days when pupils were expected to bring turf to school

**gaelic cowboy** · 10-07-2009, 13:58

they should just use a Fresher I find they have a good absorbant quality and they flush easier been smaller too

**Centurion1** · 10-09-2009, 00:29

really you have to supply your own toliet paper. Hey i have brought in my own tissues but never toliet paper...... in both private and public schools

i believe it but, i mean come on TOLIET PAPER. and what if you forget, you ask your buddy next to you for some sheets, does the school charge you per sheet if you forget to bring it????

**Beskar** · 10-09-2009, 00:53

I remember when I was living in a shared house with a few people I knew. Damn, I never seen toliet paper disappear so fast, it was like a new roll everyday at one point.

I told them that I would keep my own and use that, since one of them must be eating the bog roll or something.

**Mooks** · 10-09-2009, 02:01

Meh, people call me wierd for carrying around a roll in my backpack.

But applying treebark to yourself is ******* abuse, and should be illegal.

**miotas** · 10-09-2009, 06:26

Originally Posted by Tribesman

Wait till November and the schools will be telling pupils they can't afford to flush.

I wonder how long until we get back to the good old days when pupils were expected to bring turf to school

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

**A Very Super Market** · 10-09-2009, 06:43

Letting urine sit in a toilet for a while makes it smell obcenely bad when you need to use it for more intensive procedures.

I learned this lesson in grade 4, Aussie.

**Azathoth** · 10-09-2009, 07:01

Letting urine sit in a toilet for a while makes it smell obcenely bad when you need to use it for more intensive procedures.

I learned this lesson in grade 4, Aussie.

Only a problem if it's left unflushed for more than 12 hours.

**miotas** · 10-09-2009, 08:28

Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Letting urine sit in a toilet for a while makes it smell obcenely bad when you need to use it for more intensive procedures.

I learned this lesson in grade 4, Aussie.

Maybe you need to eat better, a healthy persons urine doesn't really smell that bad in small quantities, plus there is also a seat to put down and air freshener if you really need it. Saves wasting 5L of water disposing of something completely sterile.

**Aemilius Paulus** · 10-09-2009, 17:15

Originally Posted by miotas

Maybe you need to eat better, a healthy persons urine doesn't really smell that bad in small quantities, plus there is also a seat to put down and air freshener if you really need it. Saves wasting 5L of water disposing of something completely sterile.

To be fair, the urinals are much more economic than a regular toilet in liquid-waste-related disposal.

**Philippus Flavius Homovallumus** · 10-09-2009, 17:19

Originally Posted by miotas

Maybe you need to eat better, a healthy persons urine doesn't really smell that bad in small quantities, plus there is also a seat to put down and air freshener if you really need it. Saves wasting 5L of water disposing of something completely sterile.

Well, strictly speaking your urine should be clear, otherwise you are dehydrated.

So you're ALL wrong.