Right then.
I hope you all have your eggs now children , if you were very clever you will have noticed that the boiled egg you now have reacts in a different to an unboiled egg when you spin it. This is due to the heat killing the salmonella that would keep moving in an unboiled egg because if the salmonella is alive and it would get dizzy when it spins and have trouble balancing afterwards.
Please take your egg and put it in the chicken, do not worry about the protests of the chicken as the egg is the same size as when it came out so it must be able to go back into the gap where it came out as otherwise that would mean something has either appeared out of nothing or disappeared into nothing which cannot happen.
Now comes the hard part.
Take your plank, fix it to a brick wall using the tape, this is neccesary because wood is lighter than a brick wall and it could float away.
Though some say that if you put the wood against the wall but ensured it was closer to the center of the earth than the wall centrifugal force would keep it pressed against the wall without sticky tape.
This centrifugal force is false as the earth doesn't spin but remains fixed beneath its dome as it is written.

Using your ruler mark the centre of the plank with your pencil as an aiming point.
Now the fun. Take your chicken by the legs and spin it round clockwise really fast, really really fast like you are a bad parent and it is your child on a carousel ....release the spinning chicken at your aiming point.
View the results . if your chicken (or its pieces) are no longer spinning you have proved that momentum can be stopped. If doubt remains get another chicken and try again but spin anti-clockwise.

At this stage you should have some nice moist chicken residue on the wall and plank. consider this as a representation of a portion the moist bowl created by the maker to cover the earth.
Take your glitter and scatter it over the residue.
Doesn't it look just like the lights the creator placed in the bowl.

Ah finally, the sharp scissors. these can be used as a demonstration about the survival of the fittest. take the scissors and push them firmly up you nasal passage to see if you can find a anything in the neurocranium.