Kung Fu Mafia III [Concluded]

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

that depends on whether you see the light or not.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It appears I will be sipping tea alone tonight then... it is a shame you will be too unconscious to join me.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I trust in the dice gods.

and in my own ability to kick butt. But mostly the dice gods.

Honor drives me to glory! I shall not falter! NEVER!

[Crazed Rabbit]

Riddle; Say you do not desire tea, but you will humbly accept it.

Challenge: Reenk Roink

Across space and time I shall hunt you until I gain satisfaction!


CR

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Ichigo vs GH



"Hmm, the master says we must use your instincts and our wits to root out the ninja" Said Ichigo to himself. "I know, it must be GH!"

Pushing aside his breakfast, he got to his feet and issued his challenge. GH rose to meet him, but by the time he got to his feet Ichigo's flying panda jump spin back kick had caught him upside the head.

Ichigo Wins!

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Askthepizzaguy Vs Sithlord



Meditating on his rice mat, Askthepizzaguy said to himself "How would Buddha handle this dilemma?"

After meditating for some time, he realized that buddha would have rolled a dice and decided randomly. Charging out into the courtyard with his eyes closed he waited until he knocked into somebody, and then called out his challenge to the confused monk lying on the ground in front of him.

Sithlord was surprised, but accepted. They fought all around the courtyard, but eventually Sithlord got a little to fancy with his weird backwards pushups and pizza stomped on his gut, ending the fight.

Askthepizzaguy Wins!

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*Note that the duels are decided by random.org, and that they don't reveal anything about the duel scores of the participants. Sithlord and GH are prohibited from posting in the thread for the rest of the day period (until sunday) and their votes are null and void. Duels against people who are already dueling don't count.*

[Double A]

I will be rolling a D6 as well as my trusty Coldsnap limited edition life counter (a D20 for short) to see who gets my vote...



I rolled a 15 (combined): Ichigo

vote: Ichigo (again)

[Splitpersonality]

Challenge: Crazed Rabbit

[Renata]

Ha! Take that, GH, that's what you get for voting for me.

If you go into a tea house and a buddha offers you a cup of tea, what should you do?

Stab him in the throat and make off with his money bag, because a buddha shouldn't be in a low place like that anyway. He's obviously a fake.

vote: Cultured Drizzt Fan
for showing up first. Got a PM notification, maybe?

I think I'll let someone challenge me today, as opposed to vice versa. Who wants to fight a girl?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Crazed Rabbit vs Reenk Roink



Crazed Rabbit, had an old score to settle with Reenk, and Reenk knew it. When CR issued his challenge, Reenk just shook his head and said "I foresaw this" as he got into his fighting stance.

"Ha! You use Praying Mantis?" CR laughed in disdain. "Everyone knows it is no match for Crazy Rabbit!"

"You mean your "super special secret" fighting style that no else but you is capable of doing?"

"None other!"

They fought for some time, matching strikes with blocks, until CR let out a strange shrill sqeaking noise. Reenk Roink was momentarily distracted, and CR took that moment to headbutt him in the face.

Crazed Rabbit Wins!

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*Three duels for the day, that's the limit. Fhew *

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Ichigo

For having a history if ninja-ness.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rule Addendum: If you lose a duel you are allowed 1 "Darn it!" type post, no game commentary though.

[Csargo]

haha take that GH! Also, GH told me he was a ninja so you all should vote for him.

[Askthepizzaguy]

CDF: 2 (atheotes, Renata)
Ichigo: 2 (Double A, Yaseikhaan)
Renata: 1 (GH)
atheotes: 1 (CDF)
GH: 1 (Ichigo)
DIY: 1 (ATPG)

abstain: Split

[Crazed Rabbit]

They fought for some time, matching strikes with blocks, until CR let out a strange shrill sqeaking noise. Reenk Roink was momentarily distracted, and CR took that moment to headbutt him in the face.

Crazed Rabbit Wins!

LoL! That's great!

haha take that GH! Also, GH told me he was a ninja so you all should vote for him.

Reenk confirmed that, but he said he was the more powerful ninja so we should vote for him first.

CR

[Beskar]

Vote: Splitpersonality

You abstaining because you work with Ninja?

[pevergreen]

Vote: Strawberry

For old times sake.

[Csargo]

you of

[Death is yonder]

Vote: ATPG

You are not the random god's chosen one!

If you go into a tea house and a buddha offers you a cup of tea, what should you do?

When Buddha offers you tea, you wreck the tea house and demand a beer.

[pevergreen]

you of

You are well aware that my line was...wait for it...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Csargo]

You are well aware that my line was...wait for it...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You are forgiven GLORIOUSLY.

[sithlord447]

vote:abstain for now....

[Beskar]

vote:abstain for now....

You was defeated in a duel. Your vote is void and you can't talk.

[Chaotix]

Hey, guys. I didn't get role PM. Does that mean I'm innocent?



Vote: splitpersonality
Challenge: splitpersonality

[Askthepizzaguy]

You may challenge again tomorrow, Chaotix. There have already been three today.

[CCRunner]

I'm going to have to drop out of this. Unfortunately, my computer time will be very limited until thanksgiving and I can't in good conscience play a game I won't participate in. My apologies, especially since I evidently wasn't in time to do so before the game started :(

[sithlord447]

ya sry i accidentily only read the first 2 pages and then replied did not see the duel till now. i shall now be quiet for the rest of the day ;)

[Tratorix]

Vote: Sithlord447 because he can't talk nahanahanahanahanah.

[CountArach]

Wow, that Townie role PM is so detailed and brilliantly written Sasaki... how'd you manage that?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Vote: Ichigo
For not finding a rule loop-hole to allow him to vote for Sasaki.

[Andres]

Vote : CountArach

For having a detailed townie pm. The added smiley is irrelevant.

If you go into a tea house and a buddha offers you a cup of tea, what should you do?

Beat him up! Statues aren't supposed to offer cups of tea and Buddha is supposed to be death and his body cremated. It's probably a ninja in disguise.

[Khazaar]

If you go into a tea house and a buddha offers you a cup of tea, what should you do?

You should probably think about the opiumhouse you visited before...

Vote: Yaseikhaan cause Budda told me to, I think. Maybe there was something in the tea?