I'll get to the duels in a second.

First the winning riddle answer:

Quote Originally Posted by Renata View Post
Stab him in the throat and make off with his money bag, because a buddha shouldn't be in a low place like that anyway. He's obviously a fake.
This was closest to the answer I had in mind, which was: "Kill him!"


New riddle:

You see a wagon go by, pulled by 8 powerful horses, steered by a man whose father is in the back seat giving him instructions. What does this mean?



Rule Addendum: Since I just realized this could be a problem, if you lose a duel you are still allowed to post an answer to the riddle, as long as you don't reference the game.