Kung Fu Mafia III [Concluded]

[Double A]

That even men can become backseat drivers.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

atheotes vs Renata



atheotes approached Renata in the courtyard.

"It looks to me like it is a new day" he said, pointing towards the rising sun and nodding his head.

And then he attacked her. Spinning and leaping around the room, the fought with a multitude of different weapons, pausing occasionally to say catty things to each other. Eventually Renata hit atheotes in the side of the head with the flat of her sword, stunning him.

Renata Wins!

Double A vs Centurion

Double A had thought long and hard about the monks dilemma during the night. He had gone over each conversation, each subtle exchange, each expression, searching for clues that would reveal who the ninja were. He had an epiphany during the morning meal. Standing up, he yelled out to the room, "I challenge you, Centurion, you sneaky ninja!"

But everyone just laughed at him.

johnhughthom vs Beskar



Apropos of nothing, johnhughthom challenged beskar. They fought for some time, each making sure to go out of their way to demonstrate their table busting powers. Eventually beskar had the bright idea to fake stepping to the side to break a chair that happened to be there. When john relaxed, waiting for him to finish with the chair, beskar spun around and sucker punched him.


Beskar Wins!


Tratorix Vs Beefy



John was standing next to beefy, talking about the fight. Tratorix came up to them and said "john, unless you care to withdraw your fight, I would like to challenge beefy"

John said "huh? But I already...?"

And Beefy took the initiative and kicked tratorix in the face as hard as he could.

Beefy Wins!



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Yes, everyone has recovered from the duels.

Since I was late getting the posts up, I'm setting the deadline for votes to 4:00 EDT Tuesday. That is when Tratorix, john, and atheotes can post again (outside of the addendenums as posted).

btw, does anyone know a decent source for kung fu type pictures? Google image search is not as fruitful as I hoped.

[Double A]

Google Jackie Chan and Jet Li. I'm sure you'll find something.

[Death is yonder]

I don't think you can withdraw challenges?

vote: Death is Yonder

And.... HEY! MAFIA! DO KILL WRITE UPS!

You've basically proven I'm not mafia. You know darn well I drool over the idea of doing kill write ups.

Watch now as I get umpteen million votes anyway.

I know exactly how you guys would react all the time. Surprise me for a change!

Normally I would either vote you back, or vote somebody else, but this time, I must resist the temptation to bandwagon you dogmatically every round from now

Vote: Abstain

[Sigurd]

You see a wagon go by, pulled by 8 powerful horses, steered by a man whose father is in the back seat giving him instructions. What does this mean?

This could only be a wealthy man transporting his Gold. The father trusts only his son to accompany him and he need 8 powerful horses to pull the weight of his fortune.

[Khazaar]

You see a wagon go by, pulled by 8 powerful horses, steered by a man whose father is in the back seat giving him instructions. What does this mean?

No matter how old you become, you are always your fathers son, and he´ll whine about your bad driving...

Vote: Sithlord

[Sigurd]

ARRRG

VOTE: SIGURD

I know... Close huh?
Sasaki didn't log my vote on you and you were spared on a technicality?
I am not to complain though as I didn't mean to put the lynching vote on you.

Let's put up a tally shall we?

Tally:

Askthepizzaguy: 2 (AVSM, Chaotix)
Csargo: 2 (pever, Split)

Death is Yonder: 1 (ATPG)
Sigurd: 1 (Csargo)
Sithlord: 1 (Khazaar)
Double A: 1 (Renata)

Abstain: 2 (DiY, RR)

[Andres]

You see a wagon go by, pulled by 8 powerful horses, steered by a man whose father is in the back seat giving him instructions. What does this mean?

Even if you're grown up, your parents will still see you as a child that needs education.


Vote : Reenk Roink

[CountArach]

You see a wagon go by, pulled by 8 powerful horses, steered by a man whose father is in the back seat giving him instructions. What does this mean?

A stable in a local village is missing 8 horses.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Vote: sithlord

Worth a shot.

[Renata]

What about me?

You never PM, you never call ...

[Renata]

Best riddle answer?
Won my duel?

New riddle:

You see a wagon go by, pulled by 8 powerful horses, steered by a man whose father is in the back seat giving him instructions. What does this mean?

No matter how old you become, you are always your fathers son, and he´ll whine about your bad driving...

Gotta be quick on your toes around here; I bet that's right.

My answer: It's Tuesday. That old guy and his wimpy son exercise the horses every week at that time.

[Renata]

Normally I would either vote you back, or vote somebody else, but this time, I must resist the temptation to bandwagon you dogmatically every round from now

Vote: Abstain

"Normally I would do A or B, but I don't want to do A this time, so I do ... C?"

Fishy.

unvote, vote: Death is Yonder

[pevergreen]

"Normally I would do A or B, but I don't want to do A this time, so I do ... C?"

Fishy.

unvote, vote: Death is Yonder

I dont like algebra.

Unvote: Strawberry, Vote: Renata

Plus, reeks of newplayerscum to me.

[Renata]

I take offense to that statement. I'm not new at all. Just new here.

[pevergreen]

Just new here.

Therefore you are new.

[TinCow]

You see a wagon go by, pulled by 8 powerful horses, steered by a man whose father is in the back seat giving him instructions. What does this mean?

Confucius say: Man who ate horses gets fatter with back pain.

[Death is yonder]

"Normally I would do A or B, but I don't want to do A this time, so I do ... C?"

Fishy.

unvote, vote: Death is Yonder

Nonono, Normally I do A or B, but ATPG dictates I do neither, so I do C.

Fishy

Unvote;
Vote: Renata



Your first bandwagon experience here! Welcome.

You see a wagon go by, pulled by 8 powerful horses, steered by a man whose father is in the back seat giving him instructions. What does this mean?

Fat man eat too much good food, need personal chauffeur

[Renata]

Boo.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I know... Close huh?
Sasaki didn't log my vote on you and you were spared on a technicality?
I am not to complain though as I didn't mean to put the lynching vote on you.

I saw it, but I didn't think Csargo was playing.

Name change...annoying...

Csargo is retroactively lynched.

Still playing(25):
GeneralHankerchief
A Very Super Market
Tratorix
CountArach
pevergreen
Yaseikhaan
Beefy
Death is Yonder
Andres
CDF
TinCow
johnhughthom
Sigurd
shlin
atheotes
Beskar
Khazaar
Sithlord
Sprig
Reenk
scottishranger
Askthepizzaguy
Chaotix
Double A
split
Renata

Voted as guilty:
Csargo

Ninja'd:
Crazed Rabbit

[Crazed Rabbit]

Hmm, thinking about it, ATPG strikes me as a worthy target.

Killing me could well be vengeance for the pirate game. Now, there's no kill write-ups, and we all know how ATPG writes thousands of words per mafia game.

But what better excuse for him that he's not the mafia? And who was the first to point it out? Why, none other than ATPG.

CR

[GeneralHankerchief]

Well, color me convinced.

Vote: ATPG

You know better than to deliberately WIFOM yourself like that, anyway.

[shlin28]

This monk concurs.

Vote: ATPG

[TinCow]

BANDWAGON! ALL ABOARD THE PARTY TRAIN! WOO!

Vote: ATPG

[Renata]

Well, color me convinced.

Vote: ATPG

You know better than to deliberately WIFOM yourself like that, anyway.

Does he? I'm serious here. I know that for me, WIFOM-ing myself is a horrible habit I'm desperately trying to break myself of. Does ATPG have a actual habit of NOT doing this sort of thing when he's Town; or are you just saying he "should" know better?

[Beskar]

Being honest CR's reason is a bad one. ATPG wouldn't do that for a start as as far as I know, he has no grudge against CR. I would bet money on it that ATPG didn't do it.

So the WIFOM would be if ATPG would do it, however, if he did do it, it was probably just a random choice.

I am calling Sigurd's rule of three and voting: shlin28 for being third on the bandwagon.

[Beskar]

Being honest CR's reason is a bad one. ATPG wouldn't do that for a start as as far as I know, he has no grudge against CR. I would bet money on it that ATPG didn't do it.

So the WIFOM would be if ATPG would do it, however, if he did do it, it was probably just a random choice.

I am calling Sigurd's rule of three and voting: shlin28 for being third on the bandwagon.

Vote: shlin28

[shlin28]

Vote: shlin28

I believe I was also third on the bandwagon yesterday (on myself). Hence I must be 200% guilty.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Wasn't shlin28 the second on today's bandwagon of ATPG, after GH?

And who was really third - Tincow. Now why would Beskar bring up the rule of three only to vote for the wrong target?

CR

[Beskar]

Sorry, I accidently counted you. Sorry Shlin28, I will fix it.

Unvote: Shlin28
Vote: TinCow