KARTHADAST SENATE GOES HIGH ON WEEDS (Crazy Short Stories of The Kart-Hadastei)

[Jebivjetar]

Man! Wolf! O MAN !! Omg i don't know what to say... but: this update is so god damn cool so i must throw myself through the window just to calm down a bit! Your ideas made my brain so so i laugh like a maniac! i just have to put my head in some ice because my brains will explode due to hot temperature!!!

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this is how i look like:

MAN I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!!

i dont know... man... and your fotoshops made me :laughinglunatic:

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AAAAHHHahahahAHAHAHABUHAHAHABUaaAA AAA BUAAAAA HAHAHAHAAHBHAGHAAAWAAAGGGHHHWAAAAAAAA I IDEEEEEEEE UMRIJET ĆU!!! BUHAHHAahaHAHA

[Cute Wolf]

MAN I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!!

Ok.... the Senate will sent you on their death Kerkuroi fleet because they are blatant conservative politician and they dissaproove . I allready have Hadrusbal executed that way.......

Just joking.... eheh.....



So, who's the next Romaioktonoi member want to teleported back in this story?
But this time, I need someone who wanna take a role as "Anti Weed Movement" leader..... If anyone doesn't so I'll teleport myself.... (I'll pick the first poster)

[Skullheadhq]

Lol the Karthadastei worship Pedobear as well??
A balloon for both Lykos and Jeb the dealer.

first temple of the cult of Baal-Pedobear.... so do my command! or I molest you!"

[Rahwana]

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Sarap - sarap - sarap...... makin lama lu makin sarap bikin nih cerita...... tobat mas... tobattt...... lu bikin aneh - aneh bangettt sich? Oh ya... ngomong - ngomong, AI3 disini post-ban nya udah diangkat, sekarang udah bisa langsung ngepos dari ITB... tapi gw mau saranin sich, sebelumnya lu lebih baik lihat ceritanya punya orang - orang lain... yang sarap kaya gini di seluruh forum EB cuman lu deh....

Well, those stories made me crazy....
Moar - moar - moar .... or Pedobear will molest you!

[Rahwana]

Uh, yeah.... I just can't resist to not post this!!!



Since that time Kart-Hadast will be much older than 1900 era.... why did the Pedobear looks so modern?

Oh yeah... I think Jebivjetar will be this after completing the course of this AAR!!!


And... you forgot to add:

[G. Septimus]

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Sarap - sarap - sarap...... makin lama lu makin sarap bikin nih cerita...... tobat mas... tobattt...... lu bikin aneh - aneh bangettt sich? Oh ya... ngomong - ngomong, AI3 disini post-ban nya udah diangkat, sekarang udah bisa langsung ngepos dari ITB... tapi gw mau saranin sich, sebelumnya lu lebih baik lihat ceritanya punya orang - orang lain... yang sarap kaya gini di seluruh forum EB cuman lu deh....

Well, those stories made me crazy....
Moar - moar - moar .... or Pedobear will molest you!

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yoi, Cute Wolf tukang bikin AAR yg paling gila!!!!

These stories make me Crazy to. Why do the romans would have help from the aliens?????

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AAARRGGHHH!!! ORG GILA DI fORUM!!!! ORANG GILA!!!!!!

[Rahwana]

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yoi, Cute Wolf tukang bikin AAR yg paling gila!!!!

These stories make me Crazy to. Why do the romans would have help from the aliens?????

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AAARRGGHHH!!! ORG GILA DI fORUM!!!! ORANG GILA!!!!!!

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Karena dia bikinnya gila, daripada ntar dianggap ngejunk disini, mending diomongin di grup Indo sendiri yah... gw buatin rubrik khusus bwt bahas cerita - cerita gitu...

But anyway, this pic Rulez! That alien are frightening enough, but the comment are more frightening... It looks like the aliens were something like that title... conspiracy.... ouw.... you say this AAR is short stories, but I think this AAR become a really stranded with several plots and loopholes....

Such as when the cutewolf said that Hadrusbal is executed for ... but in his first story there was Hamalcar..... hehehe... allready found one loophole....

BTW

[Duguntz]

"Well, just don't said that to those Sweboz ambassador who resides near there, as he often said STOP BABY BURNING!!! And then randomly club some libyan slaves to the dead... well, the Sweboz ambassador are quite eccentric."

"Yes, yes... I know him... as he often take a walk on the Grand Bazzar with nothing, just paint his body all black, and...."

Sweboz ambassador, laying on his spiked club, red from lybian blood, standing behind their back : HEM HEM... Do I bother you, my ''Lord''? Or maybe my manner bothers you (sais he, tapping his club from the tip of his fingers!) i can help you fulfilling your duty regarding baal-pedobear... with the tip of this spiked club, for example...

[Cute Wolf]

Heheh... It looks like you have to wear your pants first sir, because we doen't guarantee if your little jhonny was impaled or sliced. After that, if you want to join our force to defeat the Aliens, maybe you should get your heavy chainmail and fight as Thanoz Druguloz, rather than Wothiz Watha...

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Udate coming next sunday... Part 7: Impostor Down Syndrome, What the...

[Skullheadhq]

So, to made something clear, I disapprove the usage of weeds because they'll made someone start blurbing crazy stuff

So, that's the fun of it, right?
WHOOOPS!
*Philosopher voice on*
And remember children, DONT DO DRUGS!

[Duguntz]

What you say to your children when comes the (inevitable) discussion on weed if you already did (or still do) :

Weed? pfff, you smoke some, and you laugh, you laugh, you laugh, everything is funny!
Then you eat, eat, eat : everything is sooo good
then you're sooo relax, relax
and after you sleep soooooo well...

but don't do drug, it's bad

[Elthore]

this is silly, and outrageous....and I thoroughly enjoyed it!

now lets go high on weeds! =)

[Cute Wolf]

this is silly, and outrageous....and I thoroughly enjoyed it!

now lets go high on weeds! =)

thank you, but now, Jebi's timeslip adventure allready ended, he was caught by FBI time force police....

[Cute Wolf]

Lol the Karthadastei worship Pedobear as well??
A balloon for both Lykos and Jeb the dealer.

Thanks... now I want to drive out most coarse jokes here, and I need an Anti-Weed patron.... So I'll ask you about accepting your role as a youth who want to reform the morale of Kart-Hadast Government, Himilco... I'll give a background story befitting of you... are u accept or not? (The reason is I think I've gonna with Pedobear jokes too far.... Even now I think about Pedobear's position were replaced by Pikachu.... so basically you're pikachu cult leader.... ) Accept or not?

[Skullheadhq]

Sure, I'd like it, let's get those sodomizing senators

[Cute Wolf]

Ok guys, from this time, the Junkie faction led by Jebivjetar got a new challanger faction inspired by a Hellenic philoshoper that spread his influence over some of the cleaner members of the Kart-Hadastim... A Ballon for Skullheadq is given.... (Actually from this time on, I'll planning the coup'd etat on Pedobear, so the Baal-Pikachu that emphasizes cleaner life and better society lives on!)

White Heart Rising, The Liberation Of Rhegion.

"This morning, the sun has arisen... leaving a trail of beautiful red shine, goes up to the heaven, giving warmth and life to all the humanity... Uh, yeah... I think I was too carried off with those beautiful scenery outta here... Well, I am just thinking about the nature, whick I was soo long forgot from my childhood times because I was trapped in the weed addiction... But at least, thanks to the rarity of weeds here, and my academic mentor, Skullheadq, who spent a lot of his time in group counseling and he somehow cures my addiction... My consciousness is back, and my brain has become clear again... I am Himilco, your new leader here... in the mighty task to liberate the Rhegion from those Roman Deserters... Well, we've got some work to do, as we must hold our siege for some time, after Hamalcar was sentenced to death because the senate discovered his shameful secret..." Himilco said that to the soldiers that

gathers in the Rhagion countryside, most men are libyan veterans, with some Lucanians supporting.

"Yeas, I know that what treachery, or luck, goes in this mad scheme of global war and rivalry, as we just get a word that those Flying Sphagetti Monster worshipers, the Romans, has just sign the Alliance pact with Makedonia, and now, the Romans are seen sending their legions to battle the Epeirotes on the Behalf of their Makedonian allies now..."

"But not only that, because of that circumstance, the Romans seems to abandon their plan to capture Rhegion, and now we stand here, to liberate the city of Rhegion from those bandits and scoundrels, made of Roman deserters, to the wellness of the good citizens of Rhegion. Even though they maybe didn't welcome us well, I am very certain that one or two goodwill in the form of hanging Roman heads above Rhegion's plaza will bring the entire city to support us in this war... and as you can see... The Hellene kingom of Epeiros just recently sent their diplomat to ask for Alliance with us, If we didn't get Hamalcar as the governor of Messana that time, I'm sure that we'll accept their alliance, but with his cloudy brain and impaired morale, Hamalcar refuse those diplomats and start raping two of them... of course, his Immoral behaviours get the senate's attention, and he was quickly recalled and then sentenced to the death, boarding lone ship without anything else..."

"But lord... I heard that those new Issues... that Lord Hadrusbal also faced capital punishment... Is that true lord?" A man of Libyan-Iberian descend suddenly ask for that matter.

"I don't know... maybe the Senate has write the wrong name on their newspapers... let me see... I know that you just read the 'Lykos Daily News' but apparently, the writer made a mistake, and before he got any typo, the senate decide to just let the misinformation flows... it looks like that Hadrusbal also had some corruption problem in Iberia... if he doesn't clean that... I'm pretty sure, our junkie senate will throw the capital punishment on Hadrusbal too..." Himilco then replies.

"Ouw... capital punishment for everyone doing something wrong according to the Senate's morale? That's pretty nasty...." many soldiers grumbled hearing that unnerving news of how the Kart-Hadastim senate, now influenced under the benovalent rule of a weed lord, Jebivjetar.

"But I have a better Idea.... after this battle on Rhegion... I will tear down the Temple of Baal-Pedobear, and place Baal-Pikachu intead of that... Did you want to hear that interesting story on how I meet a prophet claiming that Pedobear is not Baal, and my mentor Skullheadq says that we should intead worship Baal-Pikachu?!? But first thing we should do is liberate Rhegions from the Romans and set a good government inside... then, I have a dream to bring a White Heart to all the Phoenicians, so they'll spent their time doing much useful things, not only just smoking weeds!"

"Onward my comrades... and today, we shall start our Assault on Rhegion!!!"

"First... Lucanians... sent out your javelins and pepper those filthy romans inside! Your skill should sent them running like frightened dogs, and most of their cowards shall abandon their duty to defend the breaches, so our comrades can have much better deal in melee against them.."

"Oh yes... I allready heard that those cowards run away from their walls..... Now Comrades.... take the gate with our ram! Hey... don't be confused with that goat... look for those wooden rams with frames.... hey... don't place the wrong point to ram!"

"Well, the gate is broken comrades! Let's assault the breach and cut down everyone that lies inside... remember, this is a liberation mission, every kind of rape, pillage, and thievery will be harshly punished by capital punishment by hanging upside down and throwing cactus on that criminal.... don't harm the civilians! and spare everyone that surrender!"

After some hard time together pushing those Roman deserters, Himilco's troops finally get the vital chokepoint to push the Rhegion occupation force's leader, Avulvs, to surrender himself...

"We've come to liberate this war-torn city... just drop your weapon and you'll be spared!"

"Nonsense... You must be one that the Pedobear sent to annihilate us, or the Flying Sphagetti Monster sent you to punish us!"

"No... I disapprove both of those evil gods... I worship one True God... The Baal-Pikachu.... I dissaprove cruelty to anyone and we should do this as peacefully as possible..."

"Really? So you worship the Merciful Baal-Pikachu too? Oh.... Sure! We've friends afterall... I personally loathe those Romaioi Barbaroi!"

"Huh... so you are..."

"A hellen, more precisely, half Hellen - half Roman.... As my father did counterfeit his ID card to marry my mother, and act as if he was a Roman...."

"Ok.... everyone.... stop fighting..... we've at peace now.... now treat the wounded and give the civilians an explaination of today's actions... we're stop fighting now... as those men also worship Baal-Pikachu...."

And so... after that liberation battles, everyone who assumed dead in the battle, mostly are just knocked out and treated in the hospital, and both Avlvs and Himilco is seen talking something about the recent Politics between them... It looks like they had share a mentor, named Skullheadq, who emphasize humanitarian and social values, as well as worshipping the merciful Baal-Pikachu.... what lies next... History will tell...

Part 05 Finished

[Skullheadhq]

Indeed, worship Baal-Pikachu or BURN!