Why is Rome TW named Rome TW?

[GaiusSchmulus]

Bet you:
1. never patch your medieval vanilla game... (dual handed bug and shield bug)
2. not pious enough to get your army march on crusade or jihad (or hate the pope badly)
3. dislike time-based reforms (gunpowder reform and mercenary appearance, in that case)
4. frustated in gaining almost no-charm princess that have a secret love
5. always lose your merchant
6. your family are branded as heretics and burned by the inquisitors
7. your cities burned, your men killed, and your girls raped by the ultra violent very fearsome silver stack mongols
8. never try to invade america and cut aztec's throat
9. never install kingdoms
and much more funny thing about M2TW....

I'll bet I:

1. patch any game I start to play
2. was on so many crusades in other games that this truly can't get me hocked up
3. I like reforms, specially the Marius one
4. i'm never frustrated, at the most disappointed
5. don't even ever got that far in the game to lose the merchant
6. won't include my family into game discussions
7. could burn cities, kill men, and rape girls when I evolve the need to go to Afghanistan
8. never go to America at all
9. rather install Democracys

But I'll bet you're:

1. a Medieval 2 "Fanboy" who is disappointed in my opinion to dislike this game, which I played for exactly 3 rounds and could, will and never have a good opinion on

And yeah, if i'm into TW games to create a bloody massacre, I could also play L4D instead...