An Open Letter To All Americans

[Crazed Rabbit]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

In fact, I was even getting a bit worked up at Sarmatian being such a dreadfully conservative chauvinist, completely obvlivious of knowing that women play excellent football.

Heck, even American lingerie football is better than yours Not to mention American football women are tougher than European football men.

Two world cups? Not really, no.

O RLY?

CR

[Louis VI the Fat]

Heck, even American lingerie football is better than yours

THAT THAR GAL SCORING THAT TOUCHDOWN IS STRIKE'S MUM I SWEAR I'VE SEEN HER ON HIS FACEBOOK.

[Husar]

Heck, even American lingerie football is better than yours

I think I need to reconsider my stance on american football.

Now it's a chauvinistic, sexist and sinful display of flesh for the perverted minds.

[Sarmatian]

Now it's a chauvinistic, sexist and sinful display of flesh for the perverted minds.

Yes, and what's your point?

[Fragony]

I think I need to reconsider my stance on american football.

Now it's a chauvinistic, sexist and sinful display of flesh for the perverted minds.

Hmm, there isn't much hanging onto her, but I am in love regardless, what an incredibly cute girl

[pevergreen]

I can't entirely articulate why, but those legs make me feel sick.

I can't look at them.

[cmacq]

whats a bloody LIMEY?

[pevergreen]

whats a bloody LIMEY?

Brit?

I could be wrong, but during the lovely british empire sailing days, limes to stave off scurvy, hence limey.

Yeah PI, because a sport that you only use your feet in and focuses on a ball is not football.

You need a simple way to say the difference.

Here, football could mean a number of things, so we keep it simple

Union: Rugby Union
League: Rugby League
AFL: Aussie Rules
Grid Iron: American Football (aka: pansies )
Gaelic Football: obvious
Football: soccer

this, of course, depends on the circle of people, if you only talk about league, then that will be football. But in a big group...

[Prussian to the Iron]

Brit?
Yeah PI, because a sport that you only use your feet in and focuses on a ball is not football.

i know! finally someone understands!

[Snite]

Grid Iron: American Football (aka: pansies )

Oh of course, American Football has the pansies. It makes sense that AF players who get too injured to keep playing and so switch to rugby where they can play are the pansies. Or when rugby players who've also played AF confess that rugby is the easier and less-dangerous sport then of course AF players are pansies. And of course it makes sense that none of the rugby players I've known were ever willing to pad up and go head-to-head with an AF player that the AF player was the pansy. It all makes sense.

Don't project your guilt onto us. You made an easier going sport cuz you couldn't handle American Football, the truth is obvious.

USA! USA!

[miotas]

meh. i never liked soccer. maybe it was the fact that i was forced to play when i was 7(8?) or, maybe that i just dont like a sport that you only use your feet in. anyway, whatever.

In soccer(football) you can use you entire body with, of course, the exception of your arms.

Yeah PI, because a sport that you only use your feet in and focuses on a ball is not football.

You need a simple way to say the difference.

Here, football could mean a number of things, so we keep it simple

Union: Rugby Union
League: Rugby League
AFL: Aussie Rules
Grid Iron: American Football (aka: pansies )
Gaelic Football: obvious
Football: soccer

this, of course, depends on the circle of people, if you only talk about league, then that will be football. But in a big group...

They are all called football because they are played on foot with a ball.

[Louis VI the Fat]

whats a bloody LIMEY?

[cmacq]

thats more like it.

[Jolt]

...He scares me!

[Beskar]

I can't entirely articulate why, but those legs make me feel sick.

I can't look at them.

She is wearing tights, which makes her legs look unnatural.

[Fragony]

I can't entirely articulate why, but those legs make me feel sick.

I can't look at them.

More for me than I think she is a big ball of pure joy, she is just lovely, perfection is overrated imho, yeah someone forgot to add boobs I can deal with that boobs aren't important with a smile like that.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

More for me than I think she is a big ball of pure joy, she is just lovely, perfection is overrated imho, yeah someone forgot to add boobs I can deal with that boobs aren't important with a smile like that.

QFT.

[Husar]

Yes, and what's your point?

I was just kidding, insinuating to have changed my (tapical european, as in bad) opinion about football to the better, then disclosing that my new opinion was bad as well. But it was all a joke and it's even worse a joke than it already was to begin with now that I explained it.

Hmm, there isn't much hanging onto her, but I am in love regardless, what an incredibly cute girl

Yes, yes. just yes. Good point about the smile as well.

[Sarmatian]

I was just kidding, insinuating to have changed my (tapical european, as in bad) opinion about football to the better, then disclosing that my new opinion was bad as well. But it was all a joke and it's even worse a joke than it already was to begin with now that I explained it.

Nah, I got it, I just tried to make another joke, but it has to be spoken, not written. Bah.

[Samurai Waki]

I got to give it the Rugby Players. If you count the per man average of missing teeth, I'm sure Rugby players got the advantage. And as we all know, it takes a real man to play a sport that he knows he's going to walk out a hell of a lot uglier, than how he walked in.

[Prussian to the Iron]

it takes a real man to play a sport that he knows he's going to walk out a hell of a lot uglier, than how he walked in.

eeeehh.........the fame fortune and women make up for it.