De Vita Auli Aurelii - A Romani AAR
This AAR will be about one man's live: Aulus Aurelius Cotta.
At the moment of writing this, the boy is only 8 years old, and we will see how the Roman Republic worked with all it's complots, assasinations, blackmailing, homosexuality, shady ways to get financing and personal honor.
Introduction: Childhood
262BC: Roma
Aulus Aurelius Cotta, an eight year old boy, was on his way to the grammaticus with his older brother Caius,they had received a lot of homework the other day, which only Caius really made. Aulus went to the race tracks with his amici all the time instead of doing boring homework. which his father forbade him.
But his father wasn't here, he was in Etruria to quell some uprisings, and thus, Aulus was more aat the racing track then at home...
One day a racer from the Green Party was dragged all over the field, and Aulus talked with it about his friends that he was actually feels sorry for him, his father overheard him and confronted him, and Aulus, the smartass he was replied he was talking about Hector, not some kind of a racer.
Anyways, while they were walking towards their 'classroom'. Caius, the nerd, was practicing his homework out loud:
δουλος est servus
ανασσα est domina
Βασιλεύς est rex
...
It was a long way from their huge villa urbana to their old grumpy grammaticus
They were only five minutes from school when they got stuck in an angry mob of protesters:
"WE WANT LORICA SEGMENTATA! WE WANT LORICA SEGMENTATA! AND WHEN DO WE WANT LORICA SEGMENTATA? NOW! NOW!"
The poor boys couldn't continue their way to school, and where stuck in those group of LS maniacs.
After 15 minutes an old senator stood before the people and said:
What do you guys think we are? Some Hollywood Legionaries? You plebs should watch less movies and fight more Gauls...
The people were outraged by this insult, and started throwing stones to the poor old senator and the mob started to invade the senate building, this was the moment the two little boys could finally go to their grammaticus...
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