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    Jolt just got us killed.
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    We should be careful about making contacts with others.

    Like someone pointed out before, our boy could be a die hard criminal.. or something alot worse.

    Firstly, lets check if we are proper handsome human being.


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    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Fall in a more hard-boiled fashion.

    I love that site.
    Me too, although I don't like the latest story. Sepulchritude FTW

    It's obvious we will have to go out on a quest to find out why we were locked up there, Oldboy-style. No police are going to help us, or be of any use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Jolt just got us killed.
    For someone with amnesia it is seldom a good idea to drift away without any idea of where we are going.
    BLARGH!

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    You head east, to the downtown area. It takes you slightly under two hours to walk there, and by the end of it you are parched. Luckily for you, there is a bar in the downtown area, seemingly waiting for your arrival. You enter the bar and plop down on a stool. Aside from you and the bartender, there are two other barflies present. Neither of them seems to be paying attention to you.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
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    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Go into the bars bathroom, where you expect to find a mirror, check how you look.

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    You get up from your stool and are about to enter the bathroom, when the bartender stops you. "Restrooms are for paying customers only," he says in a neutral voice.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    'What's the cheapest you sell?'

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    "Miller 64," the bartender replies. "Only 64 calories, the lightest of the light beers. $2.00 per glass." You notice the other barflies in the room now watching you curiously.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Uh, guys? Something to have considered: We don't have any ID. I say we leave the bar and do something more productive, like the grocery and get some actual food and drink.
    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

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    Me too, although I don't like the latest story. Sepulchritude FTW
    I kinda like the home stuck, I liked jailbreak too, and the bard adventures, despite it being confusing as I even got my suggestion in the latest one, when John falls into his dad's room "Do a triple somersault ending in a double backflip to a roundabout, stick the landing"

    I plan on buying the "Pose as a team" shirt sometime soon for the heck of it.



    We're getting curious looks, possibly regarding the manliness of our drink, but perhaps someone recognizes us. We may be in for a bar fight, I vote we get the heck out of the bar and find somewhere else with a mirror, rather than getting the kicked out of us. It's a downtown area, there have to be other places with bathrooms and/or mirrors...

    If we absolutely must do this in the bar, we should buy a better quality beer, nothing light, nothing un-american, possibly Budweiser, straight up. This is to quell the possibility of a fight over our character's choice of alcohol, nothing more or less
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    Order the cheapest whiskey available.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaseikhaan View Post
    Uh, guys? Something to have considered: We don't have any ID. I say we leave the bar and do something more productive, like the grocery and get some actual food and drink.
    If he has offered us a beer, we're old enough to buy it.
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    I want to get the Sleuth Diplomacy T-shirt .


    We're getting curious looks, possibly regarding the manliness of our drink, but perhaps someone recognizes us. We may be in for a bar fight, I vote we get the heck out of the bar and find somewhere else with a mirror, rather than getting the kicked out of us. It's a downtown area, there have to be other places with bathrooms and/or mirrors...

    If we absolutely must do this in the bar, we should buy a better quality beer, nothing light, nothing un-american, possibly Budweiser, straight up. This is to quell the possibility of a fight over our character's choice of alcohol, nothing more or less
    Running out will only cause panic.

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    Order the cheapest whiskey available.
    This.

    Wrinkle your nose, and say "Oy Vey, not that cheap. Give me a measure of your cheapest whiskey"

    And yes, we are Jewish.

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    The bartender pours you a glass of his cheapest whiskey. The barflies are still looking at you curiously, although not as much as before you ordered.

    $7 has been removed from your inventory.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Down it in one, and ask for a refill
    Last edited by Subotan; 01-03-2010 at 22:14.

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    You chug your whiskey.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Ask the bartender if you are allowed to use the bathroom now, if he answers yes, walk towards the bathrooms.

    Guys... I was going to say "Walk into the mens room" but we honestly don't know if we're male or female at this point, guessing wrong could get us in trouble... or did GH mention we were male/female?
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    by the way what is the name of this city?

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    We have to ask to use the toilet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seon View Post
    by the way what is the name of this city?
    Dunno. For simplicity's sake, let's call it Pigville.

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    We have to ask to use the toilet?
    I'd rather not walk to the bathroom and have the bartender tell me that I still need to buy more drinks or something, this consolidates that to save energy.
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    The bartender raises one eyebrow at your request, but says "yes". You exit your seat and walk into the men's room.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Look in the mirror to see how we look (male/female, young/old, color of eyes/hair etc etc).
    Last edited by Andres; 01-03-2010 at 22:55.
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    You take a good look at yourself in the mirror. You look very hot and dusty, appropriate for someone who just took a 2-hour walk in a dry climate. You're wearing a faded blue button-down shirt. You have short brown hair and hazelnut eyes, and a very short stubble growing on your face. You look to be in your late 20s.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Open up your shirt and examine your body, checking for cuts, scratches, bruises, anything out of the ordinary.
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    EDIT: Scratch that, I didn't realise that it mentioned he had stubble on his face
    Last edited by Subotan; 01-03-2010 at 23:24.

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    You open your shirt. Aside the wound on your head sustained from the butt of the shotgun, your body is for the most part unmarked. However, there is a black ring tattoo on the back of your left shoulder.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
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    I doubt we need to examine ourselves from the waist down, or does anyone think we have the need to?
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    Find a grocery store and get some water and basic, cheap, food supplies. Fresh produce and some bread. Butter or margarine too, depending which is cheaper. Drink some of the water and have a bit to eat after the purchase.

    We don't want to dehydrate after two hours in the sun, and we have no idea when our last proper drink was.

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    Does the ring tattoo go around the arm, or is it a tattoo of a ring?

    EDIT: keep an eye out for street signs wherever we go
    Last edited by Myrddraal; 01-04-2010 at 00:00.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myrddraal View Post
    Does the ring tattoo go around the arm, or is it a tattoo of a ring?
    It is a tattoo of a ring. Basically a plain back circle.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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