The Consequences [Concluded]

[Mithrandir]

Ask the old lady her name, where the bus is going and somewhat explain your situation and ask if she could help you out in some way.

[Splitpersonality]

I think it would have got worse if Split got our character naked and the barkeep walked in wondering what was taking so long.

Look man, stop ragging on me, I'm thinking outside of the box here. If we had some sort of tracking chip embedded in our thigh/nether regions, and we find this out when we die because it's a bomb on our junk, you'll say "Oh why didn't we listen to split" :l

[rhawn]

Upon further review I think we should check if there is a snuke in our snitch.

[Beskar]

Look man, stop ragging on me, I'm thinking outside of the box here. If we had some sort of tracking chip embedded in our thigh/nether regions, and we find this out when we die because it's a bomb on our junk, you'll say "Oh why didn't we listen to split" :l

I know, I apologise. I mean my comments in a good-natured humorous way. Have to be honest though, if the bar-keep walked in on us like that...

[GeneralHankerchief]

The bus goes by one stop. You amuse yourself by making faces at the cars passing by. In one of the cars is a little girl who makes a face back at you. You are proud of yourself.

[Centurion1]

flip off small girl, that will show her up. observe all the other passengers on the bus

[GeneralHankerchief]

The girl in question's car has already driven by.

[Myrddraal]

I think we should aim for the making friends method. The old lady seems harmless, perhaps we should try to make friends with her and come clean about our true situation.

[A Very Super Market]

And what is our true situation? Didn't we just wake up in a house that wasn't our own?

And lose our memory

[Centurion1]

ask old lady how long she has lived in the city

[pevergreen]

ask old lady how long she has lived in the city

and then ask if she'd like to get lucky tonight. When she looks at us in disgust, mime throwing dice and playing cards.

[Beefy187]

and then ask if she'd like to get lucky tonight. When she looks at us in disgust, mime throwing dice and playing cards.

And if she doesn't look us in disgust?

[Double A]

Coatoan?

Use my knowledge of North Carolinian geography to get even more lost.

[GeneralHankerchief]

"I've lived in Surprise for about 15, 16 years now," she says. "There seem to be more people here every day, yourself included."

[Double A]

Ask her why the place is called Surprise.

And make sure it isn't that stupid excuse-for-all-those-motivational-posters kind of surprise.

[CCRunner]

Start calling teh old lady "grandma". Affectionately

[GeneralHankerchief]

During your conversation with the woman, another stop goes by.

"Well," she says, "I think the town's founder named it after where he used to live: Surprise, Nebraska. Don't ask me how *that* town got its name, though."

[miotas]

He he, I read this wrong:

The woman looks at you oddly. "Hun, this *is* the city center. Welcome to downtown Surprise."

[Double A]

She's lying! I can tell it!

I CAST FLARE!

[pevergreen]

During your conversation with the woman, another stop goes by.

"Well," she says, "I think the town's founder named it after where he used to live: Surprise, Nebraska. Don't ask me how *that* town got its name, though."

Ask if she'd like to get lucky tonight. When she looks at us in disgust, mime throwing dice and playing cards. If she doesn't look in disgust, and asks us back to her place, go with her.

If all goes well, we'll get free food, water and a place to sleep. Then we can steal and leave!

[Double A]

You know she's an old chick, right?

[pevergreen]

Oh yeah. Thats why I'm expecting the disgusted look.

[Double A]

Ah.

Well, hop to it then!

[Mithrandir]

Oh yeah. Thats why I'm expecting the disgusted look.

You got mine...

[pevergreen]

You got mine...

If we ge the nasty started, camels will be involved in a good sense.

[Mithrandir]

Ask the old lady her name, where the bus is going and somewhat explain your situation and ask if she could help you out in some way.

[Subotan]

Explain the situation? That would just freak her out.

[Myrddraal]

Perhaps we could require one supporting post to bring an order into effect. I'm not so keen on asking her if she'd like to get lucky... :p

EDIT: Do we even know where we're going? Asking the lady might freak her out, but if possible:

Glance at our ticket to see if it gives the name of the route.

Keep an eye out for street signs as we drive along

If I can't add these orders, could whoever posts the next set please add them to your own as they don't interfere with the main actions.

EDIT: Can I ask which direction the bus is travelling in?

[Centurion1]

ask somewhere good toi eat is.......


give us an idea of out location

[GeneralHankerchief]

You ask the lady if she'd like to get lucky tonight. She gives you the disgusted look, as expected. Your miming the "dice and cards" routine does nothing to smooth things over, as she says "there's nothing like that around here." She gets up and moves her seat. You are now quite alone on the bus and half the people are giving you dirty looks. The other half aren't paying attention.