The Consequences [Concluded]

[Myrddraal]

I agree with the first and last Mith, but I think the Christmas terror plot is from reality, i.e. the guy who tried to blow himself up on Christmas day.

[Subotan]

Can we now go to the police? At the very best we'll be able to unmask a ethnically and morally wrong experiment on people.

We're not going to the police. Imagine what would have happened if Gordon Freeman had asked the police or the Black Ops for help. That's right, we'd all be dead. So I don't want to hear anymore of that hating on Dr Freeman, hear me?

Speaking of crazy scientist adventures, we need a name before we sign up for this test. I propose the name "Calvin Hobbes", since John Smith is the worst pseudonym ever.

[Thermal]

I don't agree with the experiment, but if you guys insist, you can ask around shops personally for jobs and at least find out why there is a shortage of jobs, if there is one.

Also, GH only mentioned that job once, I don't think he really wants you to take it, its yourselves that really want to take it.

[Subotan]

I don't agree with the experiment, but if you guys insist, you can ask around shops personally for jobs and at least find out why there is a shortage of jobs, if there is one.

Doubtful. There is a recession.

Also, GH only mentioned that job once, I don't think he really wants you to take it, its yourselves that really want to take it.

GH doesn't want us to do anything.

[Thermal]

Which is why I said that to this

GH seems to really want us to go to that experimental lab. I say we do it.

[Subotan]

Ah. My mistake

[GeneralHankerchief]

Checking the newspaper for the address of the buiding in which they conduct the experiment, you walk a couple of blocks and arrive. You take the elevator to the 9th floor. It arrives, and you are about to step out.

Are you sure you wish to proceed?

[Thermal]

I would italized no now if it were me, but I'm out numbered by people that like the idea of being guinea pigs.

But I guess, well at least it would be interesting even if we die or something.

[Beskar]

yes, proceed.

[Myrddraal]

I just like to remind nobody in particular that our orders were to inquire about what exactly it entails, and not to accept to take part in anything.

[Splitpersonality]

Yes, I too thought that was the plan... to inquire not to take part.

[Beskar]

We are doing that, the "yes, proceed" was me thinking of walking in to inquire, etc. Not actually to do the experiment. I think there is writeup about what is inside, etc, first.

Being a subject of psychological experiments myself, any legal and ethical study is basically so harmless, it is on the point of "fail". If this was the 1960-70's or something, then we might have to actually worry about anything harmful. (such as thinking we were killing a person, when we didn't and it was a recording)

[Mithrandir]

Walk out the elevator and tell the receptionist you're the new psychologist, ask where you have to go to work on the experiment.

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Hey, that's what any cool movie hero spy person would do. Let's get a little crazy with this

[Subotan]

If asked about your qualifications, say you have a Degree in Biological Psychosomatological Science from the People's University of Pyongyang

It's so impressive, she'll just accept it.

[Stildawn]

I wouldnt trust a degree from North Korea lol.

[Mithrandir]

If asked about your qualifications, say you have a Degree in Biological Psychosomatological Science from the People's University of Pyongyang

It's so impressive, she'll just accept it.

Nice! small adjustment:

If asked about your qualifications, say you have a Degree in Biological Psychosomatological Science and that Systech sent you

[Centurion1]

systech not a real comapny and it obviously used this 15 billion.


ask the women if this is the systech building if she says no, wink and make out as if you were joking

[Double A]

Check wallet

Wouldn't a better idea have been report your amnesia case to the cops? While we were still in Surprise?

[Beskar]

You know, with the amount of fail in some of these orders, I am surprised GeneralHankerchief doesn't partly just give up.

[Subotan]

Nice! small adjustment:

If asked about your qualifications, say you have a Degree in Biological Psychosomatological Science and that Systech sent you

Clever. Mixing the useful in with the implausible.

systech not a real comapny and it obviously used this 15 billion.


ask the women if this is the systech building if she says no, wink and make out as if you were joking

Uh, no. We already tried potential molestation as a tactic, and it didn't work.

Check wallet

We already know how much we have in our wallet.

[GeneralHankerchief]

You walk through the door and the receptionist greets you, asking if there is anything she can help you with.

Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE you wish to proceed?

[pevergreen]

Hes trying to make us stop and not get the massive loot for defeating the boss.

Yes, proceed as ordered above

[Double A]

They did this in Phantom Hourglass when you were about to get a question right. And 146 rupees.

GO! Come on! We'll get a purple rupee! I mean 50 bucks!

[Beskar]

Proceed and enquire about the psychological experiment. Ask her if she knows any information, if she doesn't and direct you to the location where it is. Go to that location and speak to psychologist. When you see the psychologist, enquire about the psychological experiment, the nature of it, request the participant information sheet to read, and check it has been approved for ethical study, making sure it follows ethical guidelines which all legitimate psychological experiments have where the participant can quit the experiment at any time.

[Double A]

What's the inventory right now?

[Mithrandir]

Yes, proceed. Pretend to be a psychologist working on the research. If asked about your qualifications, say you have a Degree in Biological Psychosomatological Science and that Systech sent you

[GeneralHankerchief]

You enquire about the psychological experiment.

"Ah, yes," the receptionist says. "I'm sorry, but that's been completed a few hours ago. Don't worry, we didn't get very many participants though and we'll be doing it tomorrow if you're still interested."

You exit the building and find yourself back on the streets of Phoenix.

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Heh heh heh...

OOC: I'm really not going to worry about sleep or anything like that in this game, so just kill what takes a few hours and it will magically be tomorrow.

[Double A]

Go throw some rocks at a baby carriage.

Yes I'm serious.

[Myrddraal]

Veto Veto Veto!

This is sabotage! Where are those mod powers when you need them, I need to edit a post...

[Beskar]

There are four different types of people playing this game.

- Jason Bourne: This character is Jason Bourne, you are are guiding him through working out this plot.

- Naive: These people have no regard to what the situation could be, and probably end up in a body-bag very quickly.

- Worriers/Overly Cautional: These people would make you believe the bus was infested with man-eating plants, your water bottle is poisoned, underwear gnomes has stolen that close to your skin. These guys ultimately want you huddled in a cardboard box all game.

- Clowns: Argubly, these people could be argued not to be playing the actual game other than cause mischief and messing up plans by randomly coming up, spraying alll bystanders with a golden shower and leave everyone else to pick up the pieces.