Before you look for a coffee shop, you need to pick a direction first.
Before you look for a coffee shop, you need to pick a direction first.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
He was just saying that the experiment ended before the normal end of the work day, remember, we are only getting info on what the character can see.
- Four Horsemen of the Presence
Because that's not how I write.
And yes, there is absolutely no connection.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Don't worry, no offense taken.
Going to bed now, expect an update as soon as I wake up tomorrow.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
I think having one person with the italic power is against the spirit of the game, but I agree that it would be good if we all waited for one or more people (depending on the importance of the order) to agree before we italicise it.
I'm keen for reporting to the police.
I'm still keen for investigating the psychological experiment, perhaps with the hope that we could chat to a psychologist who could help us out. Perhaps a better idea would be to get the number of a psychologist from a phone book and call them from a phone box, that eliminates all danger that the experiment could involve.
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Rest in peace TosaInu
Why wouldn't we find a police station?
We're supposed to act "normal"...
Yes we woke up in someone elses house, but we took nothing eventually, he took something from us.
So he'll won't press charges -> no need to fear the police.
Police has information we need and is supposed to help us. Nothing yet indicates that this world we are in is a whole lot different than the one we are living in (except I'm sorta famous with old ladies for my passion for camels).
So, I vote : find the police, explain and if they'll wont help us whatsoever, get arrested for something very minor so they HAVE to look us up in the system.
Remember, I am the only one so far who has actually done something really good for us so far (making friends with the old lady)...![]()
Abandon all hope.
You make your way uptown and eventually find yourself a coffee shop. It looks comfy enough; a decent place to kill an hour or two. Coffee is $1. Would you like a cup?
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Yes, ask the waitress where the nearest police station is and head that way. Once there, explain your situtation to the police and ask for help. If they'll wont help you despite your politest efforts, do a minor thing to get arrested and thrown in jail for a maximum of one night so they'll have to find out who you are in the system.
Abandon all hope.
Also buy a coffee first, and then ask what Mithrandir said.
Last edited by Beskar; 01-07-2010 at 18:37.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
We should try to raise enough cash to get to Las Vegas.
Start by selling the I-Pod, then move on to burglary, mugging, and other crime as necessary.
I'm having trouble seeing how this world is any different to the real world.Nothing yet indicates that this world we are in is a whole lot different than the one we are living in (except I'm sorta famous with old ladies for my passion for camels).
If we did have some sort of criminal record, getting arrested for one day would result in our arrest for years...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
- Proud Horseman of the Presence
A risk Im willing to take lol.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Borrrring. XIII never needed no police.
If we elect a leader to tell GH what we're doing, that will kill the game.
Regardless, I was going to post something along the lines of what Gandalf said, except it'd end in chatting up the waitress. We gotta kill a day somehow!
Yes, ask the waitress where the nearest police station is and head that way. Once there, explain your situtation to the police and ask for help. If they'll wont help you despite your politest efforts, do a minor thing to get arrested and thrown in jail for a maximum of one night so they'll have to find out who you are in the system.
Its already been ordered... lol and in case you dont know... GH doesnt care what we say he takes the first order... period. lol
I don't think GH wants it to end so inglouriously either. I suppose that if we start doing ridiculous things, he'll just defuse it by saying "The abortion clinic is nowhere to be seen", or "Your attempts to imitate a baboon fail miserably, and the crowd claps politely at your decent rendition of "Carmen""
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
- Proud Horseman of the Presence
Yep... Like he did with the baby carriage, but he still followed that order... So yeah... We are already going to police station, once he gets back online and does the write up.
You enjoy your cup of coffee.
$1.00 has been removed from your inventory.
After finishing your drink, you ask the waitress about the nearest police station, and she points you in the direction of three blocks north and one block west. You thank her and head to the station.
At the station, you are taken care of by one Officer Purvis, a friendly-looking black man in his 40s. He seems moderately frustrated that you have no ID or memory, but still tries his best to help out. "You say you woke up in a house in Surprise with no idea how you got there?" You nod. "Well, the best thing I can do is get in contact with their PD and see if they can pass along some information. In the meantime, you're free to take a seat and grab a cup of coffee."
You take a seat, cringing over the fact that you had to pay for coffee not 15 minutes ago. Officer Purvis is busy contacting the Surprise Police.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
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