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    What-ho folks, Buzz Killington here. This should be a ripping good yarn. Now lets say we all sit down and look at graveyard etchings? Surely such jolly japery should distract any would be killer from their nefarious tomfoolery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnhughthom View Post
    What-ho folks, Buzz Killington here. This should be a ripping good yarn. Now lets say we all sit down and look at graveyard etchings? Surely such jolly japery should distract any would be killer from their nefarious tomfoolery?
    "Buzz Killington" what a vulger name good sir I would almost swear you were from the colonies with such a name as that. I say that it shoudl prove easy to find this killer for when we do my great military know how will serve me well. Servant get me some scotch.

    With this a servant brings forth some scotch Thomas sips it then spits it out

    What are you trying to do kill me? I said I want some scotch not this negus rubbish


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder View Post
    "Buzz Killington" what a vulger name
    Indeed. It sounds like the kind of name you'd expect an American to have.

    Lady Weston-Hogues shudders slightly at the thought of sharing a dinner table with someone with the ill-fortune to be born on the unfashionable side of the Atlantic Ocean.

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    My my, such negativity in the room. I know, why don't I tell us all a nice story about a bridge? That will raise everybodies spirits, yes?

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    I hear you my good lady. Say where did you study a woman such as yourself would surely go to a fine University. I suspect that our American friend here would only ever be able to get into Hull. With that he laughs at his own joke


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder View Post
    I suspect that our American friend here would only ever be able to get into Hull.
    But surely Hull has a fine university.

    Now Cambridge, on the other hand, that's a complete dump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder View Post
    Well I say old bean I say we have a bit of jolly old fun and introduce ourselves for I for one do not know everyone here tonight. Thomas Harold Mortimer Green 2nd Batt.,The Derbyshire Regiment The Sherwood Foresters. I have just come back from the war after given those natives the good solid taste of British Steel. None of you are those namby pamby people who say the natives are our equals are you?
    Another millitary man? Good show chap, I'm Captain Mackerel. I have just returned from a long stint in the Indiarrr Office. I was serving in Upper Burma, when some Fuzzy-Wuzzy bastards attacked my brigade. I managed to "civilise" them off, with nothing more than a few flesh wounds. When I got the message for the reunion,. I couldn't wait to hurry back here and meet all my chums!

    EDIT: I'm only going for the colonial persona because I promised myself I'd get to wear a pith helmet, so don't think of it as if I'm stealing your ideas.

    Quote Originally Posted by johnhughthom View Post
    What-ho folks, Buzz Killington here.
    LOL superb

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    'Ello, ol Chaps, I'm Frederick A. Jackson, I've spent most of the past few years as the captain of a couple of cruise ships. I must say, that dinghy boat is a big step downward from the nice ships I'm used to being on.

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    Moby the Merchant, a good old chap I am, I can tell you a tell or two and play the violin!

    Unlike you gentlemen, I have no stomach for war, but much prefer keeping tabs on the good old currency and how to get more of it, honestly of course...

    I am a traveling fish enthusiast, in order to make myself a fortune on tuna I aim to see my good old friend, who tells me he as seafood surplus, leftover prawns can only give one a foul mood!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    I am traveling to a fish market, in order to make myself a fortune on tuna.
    Oh what a fascinating story, come sit beside me and I will tell you a tale of a man who tried to open a tuna stall but wasn't able to get his business off the ground. Do you know why he failed? No? Because he was a Scot! A ha. A ha ha ha.

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    I'll be away the majority of the day on Sunday and I won't have internet access.

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    Hello old beans. I am the Lord Duke of Cornwall. out for a jaunt with the missus when this blighter showed up and took me for flippidy do. Im right bloody peeved I am. Well now that im here i would love to hear how all you old chaps and chappeses managed to scrounge up this entire bother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnhughthom View Post
    Oh what a fascinating story, come sit beside me and I will tell you a tale of a man who tried to open a tuna stall but wasn't able to get his business off the ground. Do you know why he failed? No? Because he was a Scot! A ha. A ha ha ha.
    Oh, the hilarity! As you can see, I changed my story, good old amnesia strikes again chap, blasted disease!

    So, whats the story Sir Killington?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    So, whats the story Sir Killington?
    Oh well, um you see.... Thing is... OK OK I'll tell you what happened... Ummmm, errr. He was a Scot? That was the joke... Get it?

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    Lord Earl of Cornwall
    lol wut

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    I really wish I had signed up for this game now...
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