Then there were None [Concluded]

[Captain Blackadder]

What-ho folks, Buzz Killington here. This should be a ripping good yarn. Now lets say we all sit down and look at graveyard etchings? Surely such jolly japery should distract any would be killer from their nefarious tomfoolery?

"Buzz Killington" what a vulger name good sir I would almost swear you were from the colonies with such a name as that. I say that it shoudl prove easy to find this killer for when we do my great military know how will serve me well. Servant get me some scotch.

With this a servant brings forth some scotch Thomas sips it then spits it out

What are you trying to do kill me? I said I want some scotch not this negus rubbish

[Winston Hughes]

"Buzz Killington" what a vulger name

Indeed. It sounds like the kind of name you'd expect an American to have.

Lady Weston-Hogues shudders slightly at the thought of sharing a dinner table with someone with the ill-fortune to be born on the unfashionable side of the Atlantic Ocean.

[johnhughthom]

My my, such negativity in the room. I know, why don't I tell us all a nice story about a bridge? That will raise everybodies spirits, yes?

[Captain Blackadder]

I hear you my good lady. Say where did you study a woman such as yourself would surely go to a fine University. I suspect that our American friend here would only ever be able to get into Hull. With that he laughs at his own joke

[Winston Hughes]

I suspect that our American friend here would only ever be able to get into Hull.

But surely Hull has a fine university.

Now Cambridge, on the other hand, that's a complete dump.