Then there were None [Concluded]

[Winston Hughes]

subotan im american we dont believ ein a monarchy, therefore i am showing my disdain by not give a realistic title to my character.

but since there are so many british orgahs ill change it to duke.

*waits for the backlash*

A titled American? Who ever heard of such nonsense? This man is clearly an imposter!

Butler? Go upstairs to my luggage, and fetch me down my portable gallows, there's a good chap.

OK Mr Killer guy, heres the thing. I have totally used up all the mileage I have with this Buzz Killington character. If you could kill me soon it would be much appreciated. Using somebody who appeared like two times on a tv show probably wasn't the smartest idea I've ever had.

Oh dear... You Americans are rather capricious, aren't you?

It's all down to a lack of proper breeding and tradition, I'm sure.

[Secura]

The best thing about this game so far is that Winston Hughes already has a nice, stately British name! :P

[Winston Hughes]

The best thing about this game so far is that Winston Hughes already has a nice, stately British name! :P

Gah! Even the invisible spirits haunting this dilapidated old pile can't seem to get my name right...

[Shouting] It's Weston-Hogues, you incorporeal nincompoops!

[Choxorn]

Stupid Americans, I run into you all the time on cruise ships. All you ever do is say how America is better than us.

[johnhughthom]

Oh dear... You Americans are rather capricious, aren't you?

Buzz Killington is not American, I can assure you of that.

[Winston Hughes]

Buzz Killington is not American, I can assure you of that.

Oh my...

Don't tell me you're...

No. Surely not...

Oliver! Please say you didn't invite an Australian to this little gathering!

[johnhughthom]

Bah, my skills are totally wasted here, there isn't even a buzz for me to kill. Boring sods.

[Centurion1]

I daresay sir if you dare to call me an american one more time i shall be forced to settle this like a gentleman. Let god decide who is right. The COE god of course.

[Winston Hughes]

I daresay sir if you dare to call me an american one more time i shall be forced to settle this like a gentleman. Let god decide who is right. The COE god of course.

As much as I'm pleased to see you are better versed in the ways of religion than you are in those of proper aristocratic nomenclature, I am a little concerned that you've partaken rather too heavily of the communion wine...

In case you hadn't noticed, I am of the fairer sex. I suppose, with your past record, I shouldn't be surprised that my name beginning with the word 'Lady' didn't give it away.

[Centurion1]

As much as I'm pleased to see you are better versed in the ways of religion than you are in those of proper aristocratic nomenclature, I am a little concerned that you've partaken rather too heavily of the communion wine...

In case you hadn't noticed, I am of the fairer sex. I suppose, with your past record, I shouldn't be surprised that my name beginning with the word 'Lady' didn't give it away.

By my word i am under attack! it reminds me of this time i was in India........

anyway, my dear woman i was speaking to Subotan. Your hurtful insults insults a man of my class and dignity. You are making yourself out to be a cretin of the lowest class *sniff*

[Double A]

Bah, my skills are totally wasted here, there isn't even a buzz for me to kill. Boring sods.

What about women? They fly like a butterfly, and sting like a bee. But wait that means they wouldn't buzz. I'm pretty sure the pet shop I saw on my way here had some bees, or you might try Beeville USA, down in Mexico. Or you could go to Death Valley if you'd rather kill some Buzzards.

[johnhughthom]

Oh great, not only is there no buzz to kill there is even somebody here with lamer jokes than mine. Oh well, back to my etchings.

[Double A]