Quote Originally Posted by TinCow View Post
I appear to be without a master. As I cannot think for myself, I will now accept applications for a new master. If you are interested in the position, please briefly explain why I should mindlessly vote the same way you do without question every single day. All submissions must be less than 100 words long, because I can't be bothered to read anything longer than that.
I'm the only girl in the game.