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    Default Re: A service that lets you pay girls to play computer games with you..?

    well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure



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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure
    Finally, a clear advantage!

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    While some guys might want to show off their mad skillz, most would want to be nice to the girl I'd say. I'm sure they would be happy to give them tips, and with all that gaming they might get good after a while. Plus, if they can send pics during a game, that would be an excellent way of distracting guys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimlesswanderer View Post
    While some guys might want to show off their mad skillz, most would want to be nice to the girl I'd say.
    Bah, I'd only ever pay a chick for one reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Bah, I'd only ever pay a chick for one reason.
    Because she's a cashier?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    Because she's a cashier?
    Ok, two reasons then. Damn you and your photographic memory, old man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure



    *waits for secura to come in a blaze of anger*
    I'm not sure if she's going to be angry, or she's going to laugh. You'd need to be pretty sad to want to do this, sad and lonely.
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    wow...this makes hiring a prostitute look classy.
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    you pay only girls or people in general? why the hell would you play a girl? if you get beaten its a shame and if you win there is no "glory"...

    omg 8.25 for 10 minutes of playtime and 6 minutes of face... jesus they better be hiring playmates... haha i really wonder which sad creatures would use this. also... 8.25 will buy you more than one drink and definitly more than 6 minutes of face time... hell it might even buy u a night in bed if you buy cheap haha
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    If you guys want to play with me, ask for Cindy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure
    I know a girl who would do the exact opposite to your kill to death ratio.


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    R.I.P. Tosa...


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    wow how desperate do you think we are?
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    its funny to know that there are these revelations called house parties where girls offer you sex occasionally just for having a nice conversation... but hey you can also pay... just to talk... or u can get paid

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    or u can get paid
    Still the same fantasist you always were, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    wow how desperate do you think we are?
    Hey, we ain't the ones opening a damn girl thread on a computer game forum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    wow how desperate do you think we are?
    Going by a certain >10 pages thread on how to get at least one of >3 girls...very!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar View Post
    Going by a certain >10 pages thread on how to get at least one of >3 girls...very!
    hey, hey, at least im not paying any of them.
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    This gives me an idea; I'mma start charging Beskie to play video games with me, hahahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    hey, hey, at least im not paying any of them.
    yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure

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    I think you underestimate my prowess at first-person shooters.

    I don't profess to be amazingly good, I don't use the characteristic 'best weapons' and I might not know all the best places to hide or snipe... but I can hold my own and won't be a pushover. xD

    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    why the hell would you play a girl? if you get beaten its a shame and if you win there is no "glory"...
    This is a little sexist; why would you be ashamed if a woman beat you?

    I've been playing video games since I was a little kid; I remember my uncle buying me the original Mega Drive and my mother getting me a Gameboy, and I've been hooked since. Would you still be ashamed by being beaten by someone who's played for about eighteen or nineteen years? :S
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    I've been playing video games since I was a little kid; I remember my uncle buying me the original Mega Drive and my mother getting me a Gameboy, and I've been hooked since. Would you still be ashamed by being beaten by someone who's played for about eighteen or nineteen years? :S
    Huh.. And now you are an old lady?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun View Post
    Huh.. And now you are an old lady?!
    Well, I'm twenty-three soon and have been playing games since I was four or five. xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    Well, I'm twenty-three soon and have been playing games since I was four or five. xD
    Compared to me you are still a kid..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    This is a little sexist; why would you be ashamed if a woman beat you?
    Women have no rights, they are only property.

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    Women have no rights, they are only property.
    i want to make a ***** joke or something soooooooooooooo bad.

    whats up with Louis and strike....... it scares me, it scares me real bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Women have no rights, they are only property.
    Are you a Muslim, by any chance? :P
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    Are you a Muslim, by any chance? :P
    no hes a native american. im sorry i couldnt help it megas.
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    Meth's naturally tuned that way. You have to be rather tribal if you live in the prairies.

    I hear that lots of girls play games in Korea, but this would be a lot cheaper than moving.
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    Hmm. If we're starting to use racist, extremely insulting and derogatory terms, then I will jump aboard tommorrow night.

    Unless Lemur happens to clean this up by that time. Or maybe the guy's just looking out for his own breed, I don't know. I put up with enough of this BS in my life without having to deal with some ignorant white colonist on a goddam gaming forum.

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    Meth's naturally tuned that way. You have to be rather tribal if you live in the prairies.
    So, British Columbia's the great polis, and Saskatchewan's the backwater ethnos?
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