A service that lets you pay girls to play computer games with you..?

[Secura]

well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure

*waits for secura to come in a blaze of anger*

I think you underestimate my prowess at first-person shooters.

I don't profess to be amazingly good, I don't use the characteristic 'best weapons' and I might not know all the best places to hide or snipe... but I can hold my own and won't be a pushover. xD

why the hell would you play a girl? if you get beaten its a shame and if you win there is no "glory"...

This is a little sexist; why would you be ashamed if a woman beat you?

I've been playing video games since I was a little kid; I remember my uncle buying me the original Mega Drive and my mother getting me a Gameboy, and I've been hooked since. Would you still be ashamed by being beaten by someone who's played for about eighteen or nineteen years? :S