What age would you choose to live?

**jirisys** · 04-02-2010, 04:41

Originally Posted by Duguntz

seconded (with all the relative context that this post implies)!!!

No need of cannon, wolf! only mistake Native did back in 1492, is that they were friendly with the handful of europeans that came in Antilla, and letted colombus go back to tell what he saw... Then, another mistake made by natives, in 1534, where my people lived (border of Saint Lawrence river, near the present site of montreal) is that they welcomed friendly Jacques Cartier, even leted him make an outpost for his colonist! yes... LETTED him do so, because don't forget, that, back then Native weren't dealing with english and french armies, but only with crew member of a pittyful expedition. Then, with Samuel de Champlain, Algonquin people allied with the french to help fight the Iroquois and English... but anyway... fact is that what destroyed the First Nations, before sickness, was friendship, was generosity. then, sickness and european greed effectivly cleared the path for european dominance in americas... now, just for the fun of it... imagine that, back in 1492, Colombus and his remaining 30 or so crew, would have been killed, and never got back to spain to tell the crown (who already didn't believed he'd make it back) what he saw... History MAY have been VERY different...

@Satalexton : We never shall forget who are the TRUE Barbaroi ;)

Conjugation FAIL!

Anyway: 2 times, 35 CE (so i can kill jesus myself and declare the ruling church, the of the flying spaghetti monster one)

3/Oct/1492 on Guanahani, to tell Colombus (with some heavy assault rifles and shotguns) that if he enslaved or touched any indian i will blow his brain out, and kill everyone else

~Jirisys (agree with Meth, can i haz a ballon? lol, just kidding)

**Duguntz** · 04-02-2010, 08:11

I admit, my conjugaison i nenglish suck asses... But yet, in french I've a poetry book soon to be edited XD congugaison : NOT FAILED!

**Fluvius Camillus** · 04-02-2010, 09:42

Originally Posted by jirisys

Conjugation FAIL!

Anyway: 2 times, 35 CE (so i can kill jesus myself and declare the ruling church, the of the flying spaghetti monster one)

3/Oct/1492 on Guanahani, to tell Colombus (with some heavy assault rifles and shotguns) that if he enslaved or touched any indian i will blow his brain out, and kill everyone else

~Jirisys (agree with Meth, can i haz a ballon? lol, just kidding)

If you want no christianity you should instead let him live, and let him have a peaceful little life.

~Fluvius

**Duguntz** · 04-02-2010, 09:53

BACK TO TOPIC!!!!

**plutoboyz** · 04-02-2010, 11:04

Originally Posted by jirisys

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Anyway: 2 times, 35 CE (so i can kill jesus myself and declare the ruling church, the of the flying spaghetti monster one)...

then people will crucified you, like they did to Jesus. :p

anyway back to topic. I really want to be involved in Bubat tragedy. resolving misunderstanding by killing Gajah Mada. yeah!

**jirisys** · 04-02-2010, 16:52

Originally Posted by plutoboyz

then people will crucified you, like they did to Jesus. :p

anyway back to topic. I really want to be involved in Bubat tragedy. resolving misunderstanding by killing Gajah Mada. yeah!

Why, i killed the guy, if they wanted him killed already, and it is on topic Duguntz, i don't think the romans or jews would like to face to a M4A1 all by themselves

also, september 11th 2001, the three planes, so i kill the idiots (payed by da governmentz

) and stop it from invading iraq for that reason

~Jirisys (speeking in intzernetz for da lulz)

**Megas Methuselah** · 04-02-2010, 17:39

I must wonder why the EB Team is letting this thread run.

I wonder how it would be to live as a Hellenized Thracian in the Bosporan kingdom? I know very little about that kingdom other than what wikipedia can give us, so the whole thing carries this sort of... exotic feeling, you know?

**vartan** · 04-03-2010, 01:42

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

I must wonder why the EB Team is letting this thread run.

I for one wouldn't want to be seen as a supporter of censorship!

**vartan** · 04-02-2010, 18:06

Originally Posted by jirisys

Conjugation FAIL!

Anyway: 2 times, 35 CE (so i can kill jesus myself and declare the ruling church, the of the flying spaghetti monster one)

3/Oct/1492 on Guanahani, to tell Colombus (with some heavy assault rifles and shotguns) that if he enslaved or touched any indian i will blow his brain out, and kill everyone else

~Jirisys (agree with Meth, can i haz a ballon? lol, just kidding)

Inflation fail? 'sides, you can't go back in time and do all that. It's physically paradoxical.

**jirisys** · 04-02-2010, 20:08

I'm not saying that i will go back in time, just, when do we wish to go

~Jirisys (20% less fat)

**Fluvius Camillus** · 04-02-2010, 20:30

One thing I always think of when travelling through time, imagine:

If you invent a time machine to change an action in the past, you would never have built the time machine, because you had no reason to.

~Fluvius