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    Default Hey you! Yes you! Interested in joining the Central Intelligence Agency?

    Well, occasionally, I use CIA factbook to browse around countries, look up national GDP's and so forth. However, yesterday was the first time I noticed that they have a remarkably friendly employment web page.

    For example.

    Of course, every good, upstanding organization needs a personality quiz as well.

    I also discovered they even have a kid's page.

    Not really sure where to go with this thread, but thought this was... er... interesting, nonetheless. Dunno if this is old hat or not, but again..
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    I am apparently a Thoughtful Observer.
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    I am apparently a Thoughtful Observer.
    You are also sensitive and compassionate. Just incase the test didn't tell you, I wanted you to know. <3
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    Default Re: Hey you! Yes you! Interested in joining the Central Intelligence Agency?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    I am apparently a Thoughtful Observer.
    Me too. Not to mention sensitive, compassionate, handsome and very adaptable. Kinda like Dick Cheney.
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    Yes. I think the questionnaire works as follows:
    Q: Are you a mad raving lunatic intent on world domination? Yes: -> go to 2. No: -> go to 1.
    1 You are a thoughtful observer.
    2 You are a mastermind. Terribly sorry about that, but why don't you try applying for the TV show instead?
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    Default Re: Hey you! Yes you! Interested in joining the Central Intelligence Agency?

    More like:

    Are you young, overconfident, and ivy-league educated? Do you enjoy looking down your nose at other members of your community while they run rings around you? If so, then you are:

    1. Intelligent, charismatic, and adaptive.

    *clears throat* I say that with the deepest respect, of course.


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    Maybe something's going down in the intelligence world. ASIO was recently using a facebook campaign to try and get some new spooks.

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    The site is a honeytrap to catch spies and terrorists. Your IP addresses have been logged and noted. Black helicopters will be arriving shortly.
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    I'll be watching the show then. The GeoIP location stuff is pretty good but still at least one block off.
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    Default Re: Hey you! Yes you! Interested in joining the Central Intelligence Agency?

    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    The site is a honeytrap to catch spies and terrorists. Your IP addresses have been logged and noted. Black helicopters will be arriving shortly.
    Oh no, they're going to arrest someone in the college of computing building. Whatever will I do? What a terrible thing.
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