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  1. 04-22-2010, 23:02 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    So how is the girl's periods, anyways?
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    There's an app for that.
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    Girls who like sex are scary...
    Poor pevergreen!

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    Poor pevergreen!
    *shudder*

    Its...so...cold...

    Might be getting unfrontroomish
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    Seriously, it wasn't even...like normal. Just bam out of nowhere: This is what I did and oh boy did I like it like this and now I have bruises everywhere.
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    Default Re: Wingmen

    Nevermind, wrong place, wrong moment

    I eventually decided it was distasteful
    Last edited by Thermal; 04-23-2010 at 03:14.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    Nevermind, wrong place, wrong moment

    I eventually decided it was distasteful
    Was it possibly de-

    wait for it

    -nied.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    Was it possibly de-

    wait for it

    -nied.
    As you may have gathered by now, intelligence is something I FAIL at.

    Only myself denied it, if that is what you mean, if not you may laugh now.
  8. 04-23-2010, 08:07 #8
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    There's an app for that.
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    Whoa, that is awesome!

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    I've seen it all now... boys and their toys, huh?
    Tool. It's a tool. You're supposed to be the toy.
  9. 04-23-2010, 09:27 #9
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    Default Re: Wingmen

    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    *shudder*

    Its...so...cold...

    Might be getting unfrontroomish
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Seriously, it wasn't even...like normal. Just bam out of nowhere: This is what I did and oh boy did I like it like this and now I have bruises everywhere.
    How innocent and youthfull.
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    Default Re: Wingmen

    just downloaded the app. can it put multiple females in the database....... hmm its surprisingly complicated
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