i have found my match

[Centurion1]

PI we love and appreciate you and you know thats what really matters.

[Prussian to the Iron]

now that i think about it...yeah i kinda tried too hard, but it was my first try ever at asking out a girl. still trying to perfect my formula for that; it seems like every time i take a step forward in my confidence and my comfort with girls, it always wears out right before i need it most. and the friends i usually get that step forward with live an hour away so....

[Beskar]

Internet romance is a big NO-NO, unless you've meet with your interest face to face before... since an old hag could pose up as hot chicks...

No, it wouldn't be an old hag, it would be a guy. They would try to pose as some hot dutch girl, but they are really just some homosexual guy who is desperate for a little attention. I known of some one even using voice-changers, so they could pose as a 'female' over voicechat.

What is funny when I used it, it made me sound like a 12 year old male american, and when Secura used it, made her sound like a chipmunk. Basically, for this to get any sort of realistic result, you have to be sound camp in the first place (like the person in the preview).

[A Nerd]

Email shortens distances. You may also find it breeds confidence and comfort.

edit: don't expect too much too soon.

[Cute Wolf]

No, it wouldn't be an old hag, it would be a guy. They would try to pose as some hot dutch girl, but they are really just some homosexual guy who is desperate for a little attention. I known of some one even using voice-changers, so they could pose as a 'female' over voicechat.

What is funny when I used it, it made me sound like a 12 year old male american, and when Secura used it, made her sound like a chipmunk. Basically, for this to get any sort of realistic result, you have to be sound camp in the first place (like the person in the preview).

and every new acquintance of mine who only looks in my face (only face), most will think that I was a girl.... damn... I should use fake beard and moustache maybe...

[A Nerd]

Are you a pretty girl? Ha ha, just kidding!

[Cute Wolf]

Are you a pretty girl? Ha ha, just kidding!

no, just a guy with long, soft hair, and effaminated face....
HOW TO GROW A MOUSTACHE OR BEARD???

[A Nerd]

Rogaine? :) You know, like that foam you put on your scalp to grow hair if you are balding.

[Secura]

Rogaine? :) You know, like that foam you put on your scalp to grow hair if you are balding.

"They say I need some Rogaine to put in my hair,
Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear."

Weezer. <3

[Cute Wolf]

that was utter failure when I try to put hair enchancer tonics under my nose, and not even a hair grows

[Strike For The South]

You must of been trying too hard for too long to get an insulting let-down like that. Your too young to get married.

in my experience, thats an excuse to not hurt your feelings. of course, you could have far better luck than I; I think I just have a reaaaaaaly bad juju spell on me. one time a girl literally told me she was a lesbian (which i knew and do know currently is not true) the day of a dance to avoid going out with me.

sigh......but dont let me bring you down. hope it works out.

Please post more, the both of you.

crazy story from the girl who had to last minute decline my invite to the awards banquet.
a certain senior has been acting really creepy towards her, which everyone knows about but lately hes been acting really creepy and asked her to awards banquet too. she wants to play it safe and not go with anyone.
does this sound believable?

Don't worry about.

You're putting it on a pedastal.

Don't do that.

[A Nerd]

Yorick is bald, he's also smilling...

[Centurion1]

cute wolf your Asian you are genetically never going to grow facial hair lol. those old Chinese men with the really wispy beards of like 3 hairs? they have been working on those all their lives.

[Hooahguy]

update:
i learned the whole, accurate story from multiple sources:

so this guy who was annoying her asked her out to this event multiple times, i heard it was 5 times. but i asked her first, so she continually said "no im going with (my name)."
he kept insisting that she drop me and go with him but she kept refusing to drop me.
finally she got so annoyed that she said that she wouldnt go with anyone. as a result the other guy got angry and said that he wont go to the banquet, even though that he kept bragging to his friends that he was going to go with this girl.
im going to talk to her about this and try to change her mind about me, so wish me luck. i dont have much time, for the banquet is tomorrow evening.

[A Nerd]

I see no reason why she would be angry with you if that is what you are implying. If I were you, I would go to the banquet alone (if she is going and if you can go alone) and just fraternize with her, get a more formal date another time. Otherwise, skip the banquet as a gesture (if she won't go you won't go) and after a brief period, ask again for a formal date or such. Just hope the other crazy guy has no further internsions because that could complicate things. In my opinion. Perhaps she and you could keep your affair clandestine (secret).

[Strike For The South]

I see no reason why she would be angry with you if that is what you are implying. If I were you, I would go to the banquet alone (if she is going and if you can go alone) and just fraternize with her, get a more formal date another time. Otherwise, skip the banquet as a gesture (if she won't go you won't go) and after a brief period, ask again for a formal date or such. Just hope the other crazy guy has no further internsions because that could complicate things. In my opinion. Perhaps she and you could keep your affair clandestine (secret).

And he's smart

[Hooahguy]

yall misunderstand. i dont like this girl any more thana friend.

[A Nerd]

You seem quite concerned for her feelings and well-being. What a good friend you must be.

[Centurion1]

is she a hot friend??????

[Secura]

Because men and women can't just be friends, right? :P

[Hooahguy]

You seem quite concerned for her feelings and well-being. What a good friend you must be.

well ya, were good friends as it is.

is she a hot friend??????

actually, shes quite cute.

[pevergreen]

Because men and women can't just be friends, right? :P

You'd be surprised at the degree of truth in that.

[Cute Wolf]

Because men and women can't just be friends, right? :P

You'd be surprised at the degree of truth in that.

Well, if men and women are best friends to each other, actually, that relationship is more like brother and sister... I wonder if Secura always do something to any boys she knows...

[Husar]

You'd be surprised at the degree of truth in that.

It's the same with dogs though.

[Megas Methuselah]

now that i think about it...yeah i kinda tried too hard, but it was my first try ever at asking out a girl. still trying to perfect my formula for that; it seems like every time i take a step forward in my confidence and my comfort with girls, it always wears out right before i need it most. and the friends i usually get that step forward with live an hour away so....

Hey, is that the girl you were stalkin?

[Strike For The South]

You seem quite concerned for her feelings and well-being. What a good friend you must be.

Wisdom, it's in this post.

Because men and women can't just be friends, right? :P

Right, someone is always chasing someone

Even committed people look after there seeds,...maybe that's where this illusion of friendship comes from.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Hey, is that the girl you were stalkin?

1. wasn't stalking her!
2. no. that girl was in december-ish, the girl i was talkign about was in 7th grade.

[Beskar]

2. no. that girl was in december-ish, the girl i was talkign about was in 7th grade.

Isn't that a little young? 11-12 year old?

[Prussian to the Iron]

Isn't that a little young? 11-12 year old?

i knew people who were having sex in 7th grade

[Megas Methuselah]

i knew people who were having sex in 7th grade

damn did they hurt themselves?