StarWars: Return of the Sith [Concluded]

[Subotan]

One which is obviously in canon.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I looked at my role once very briefly veryvery briefly

Fair nuff.

Why didn't you tell us you were lynch immune right away? Why were you going to let us lynch you and waste a lynch this late in the game where it just gives the Sith two additional kills?

Come on, I'm not trying to be mean, but there's no way you're innocent, unless you can answer these questions convincingly. Change my mind, defend yourself.

[Askthepizzaguy]

oh please im just a lazy lurker who cant be bothered to read the 81 pages yall put up in my rl time.

im a padawn.

but no go ahead and lynch me........ lets see what goes down.

vote: centurion1

How about stupid case on centurion a wall of text does not a good case make his case assumes I actually know all south star wars which I most deibwtly do not I deleted my original role pm AB Olympic have an addendum to off of second of all I never said I WA female finally LOL our just Wrong bit hey wait for a surprise

You had numerous opportunities to help us not waste a lynch on you. Why did you keep that a secret? It's absolutely terrible townie play, game-losing play in fact.

Why keep it from us to begin with? That should have been part of your "I'm a basic padawan" post.

"I'm a padawan, and I can survive lynches. Drain me and you'll see." would have solved everything. The reason you didn't, I can only conclude, is because you wanted us to waste the lynch. Maybe you thought it would buy you time to gain a recruit, or "prove" you innocent and also "prove" you to be Mas Amedda. But townies don't do that.... mafia do.

Not this late in the game anyway. We did it to Beskar when we had time to spare. You know well we don't anymore.

[Centurion1]

Fine you want an in depth analysis of why

First I did not because this is a game of mafia and who is going to b wlieve its anything other than a desperation move

Second I thought the vote was on subo after shift near the end and in any case wanted to have an ace up my sleeve

Finally I selfishly wanted to imagine your shock when I didn't die

[Askthepizzaguy]

Fine you want an in depth analysis of why

First I did not because this is a game of mafia and who is going to b wlieve its anything other than a desperation move

Second I thought the vote was on subo after shift near the end and in any case wanted to have an ace up my sleeve

Finally I selfishly wanted to imagine your shock when I didn't die

That is the exact lie I would come up with if I were mafia in your position. It's really bad townie play, and it's also not true. Other players have admitted who they are and what their powers are heading into the lynch. Who is going to believe is not the issue... if you make a claim we can VERIFY, then it doesnt matter if we trust you or not. It gets solved.

Why did you keep it from Chaotix? You didn't even tell Chaotix about it, did you.

You didn't even believe in Yoda, and that is why you fail. Your powers should have been known. You kept the breath control from us intentionally. And if you are selfishly concerned with shocking us, then you never really had the town's best interests at heart, and you're intentionally ruining the game for the townies.

Don't buy it, sorry.

[Centurion1]

What's draining and Yeah I'm not big on role revealing o just it wogged for it
Edit maybe I'm just a bad townie who started reading this game at page76of 84 remember I'm it a very good Mafia player.

[Askthepizzaguy]

What's draining and Yeah I'm not big on role revealing o just it wogged for it

I have to believe you're a better player than this. If you want me to believe this, you are asking me to believe that you aren't paying attention to this game AT ALL.

But that's not true either. You pop your head up anytime someone mentions your name, and that's the only time you do. That and to avoid the WOG. You are watching this game carefully, don't even lie about that.

No sale, Cent.

[Centurion1]

At about page doive I began in earnest to select a university. I couldn't even properly host myown game a my players would tell you

[Subotan]

I honestly cannot see how you can expect us to believe that you are town. If you had been lynched and turned out to be town; fair enough, that's just how mafia works. One less suspect who could be Sith. But to actively hinder the lynch, the town's single most powerful weapon against the mafia, and effectively give two kills to the mafia, is under no circumstances townie behaviour.

[Centurion1]

I think you have all resigned yourselves to me being scum and I understand that. But we will see in a phase no I'm just trying to explain my strange behavior

[Askthepizzaguy]

At about page doive I began in earnest to select a university. I couldn't even properly host myown game a my players would tell you

Nope, that doesn't work either.

You were following the thread enough to pop your head in 3 posts after I mentioned you as a suspect. Awfully convenient timing for someone who goes missing for ten pages at a time.

You weren't WOGged for inactivity with less activity than AVSM.

Your defense is that you're incredibly, incredibly bad at this game. No, I don't think so. I cannot insult you by believing that. You may have issues with consistency with your hosting, but your timing was just perfect all game long, and your votes were perfect all game long to survive this long, but the lurker strategy fails. It doesn't win anymore. We can't let you sneak past after you are admitting that you've done nothing positive all game long, and then screwed us out of one of our most important lynches on purpose.

If you were a townie, I believe these folks would come through your computer and lynch you! I don't want to believe you're that bad and callous. You're better than that, Centurion1. And you played a heck of a game, but your scum is showing.

[Askthepizzaguy]

What night did you visit the Jedi holocron?

Give me the exact date, or point to the writeup.

You're giving me nothing to work with, Cent.

[Centurion1]

Now I'm going to dry because o feel absolutely terrible I can't tell you why I was not wog. An I have Togo take an so exam with this on my conscience shoot. I really am a terrible game throwing townie

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now I'm going to dry because o feel absolutely terrible I can't tell you why I was not wog. An I have Togo take an so exam with this on my conscience shoot. I really am a terrible game throwing townie

Take your time, you've got all night and all of tomorrow's day phase to explain which holocron writeup was yours. I am pretty sure Chaotix knows who was who and what was what.

As a matter of fact, we can probably PROVE you're lying right now. Someone with that data please list all known player's visits to the Jedi holocron. Don't reveal who was there or what they got. Just point out all the phases it couldn't possibly have been. Process of elimination should take care of you, Centurion1.

If you really want us to run through this exercise I am only too happy. I have been certain of things and been wrong before. However, you've already been caught lying by omission about your lynch survivability, you never revealed to Chaotix or any of us which night you visited the Holocron, and you only ever seemed concerned with voting to save your skin, and also to save Niklas as well. When you factor in the fact that you can't even remember, when shown what your character looks like in your role PM, what your character looks like (in fact, you said it looks different. That means you remember specifically that it looked different. You didn't go "yeah that looks sorta familiar....", you denied it was him!) you're creating an impossible to believe story.

Really, you have much explaining to do. I estimate you have an ice cubes' chance in the fiery pit of hades to convince me you're innocent at this point.

Remember, I offered you a way out of all of this. Just find any image on the internet of Mas Amedda which doesn't show your character's big giant horns and blue skin, just for the luls. Maybe I won't vote for you.

[Husar]

Now I'm going to dry up because o I feel absolutely terrible I can't tell you why I was not wog conscious. And I have to go to Togo to take an so exam with after this on my conscience shoot. I really am a terribley game throwing townie drunk

I tried to clean that up a bit, could this be it?

No offense intended but maybe you should take a little more time typing your replies on your phone.

And we should lynch you anyway now, at least we have someone to blame now if the town loses.

[TinCow]

Fine you want an in depth analysis of why

First I did not because this is a game of mafia and who is going to b wlieve its anything other than a desperation move

Second I thought the vote was on subo after shift near the end and in any case wanted to have an ace up my sleeve

Finally I selfishly wanted to imagine your shock when I didn't die

It is very likely that you will be drained tonight by DE, which will include information on all other force powers you possess. If you are just a townie, it's in your interests to tell us now what powers we will find on you.

[TinCow]

As a matter of fact, we can probably PROVE you're lying right now. Someone with that data please list all known player's visits to the Jedi holocron. Don't reveal who was there or what they got. Just point out all the phases it couldn't possibly have been. Process of elimination should take care of you, Centurion1.

That may be impossible, because Sigurd has made some errors. My first visit to the holocron was the same night I was promoted to Master. However, the write-up only shows a woman visiting the holocron, and I am clearly not a woman, so my visit is not shown.

[Renata]

Did you have any force powers from the beginning of the game?

[TinCow]

Did you have any force powers from the beginning of the game?

No, I was a powerless Knight until that night. Apparently the random.org gods loved me that night:

So, I'm a Jedi Master now? Does that do anything for me?

You probably got the PM by now. You and everyone from the rank of Padawan and upwards participates in the great holocron lotto.
Random.org decides who wins and what they get.

You were lucky twice by getting the Master level and getting force abilities on the same night.

Sigurd.

[Andres]

Gah, I never got any powers or abilities. And I was a lowly Initiate.

Not that I needed all of that, since I simply was the best looking character. No need for fancy powers and empty titles if you have my looks.

Pfuh! You're all ugly.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I had a cool name, "Gun Hands" Saresh or something.

[Renata]

@ Andres: I beg to differ.

[johnhughthom]

Purdier than Chewbacca anyway...

[Renata]

But just as dead. Woe.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh I don't think so. I am clearly hotter than all of you put together.

[Secura]

@ Andres: I beg to differ.

Andres was Aayla Secura... he wins the Miss Star Wars title lekku-down.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Andres was Aayla Secura... he wins the Miss Star Wars title lekku-down.

her lifeless body was crushed to pulp against the far wall.

I guess you think the crushed corpses of Twi'leks are hotter than living, breathing blonde bombshells... Then have at it, or what's left of it.

Hello boys.... I'll be waiting for you in my quarters tonight, and it's VERY hot in there.

[Secura]

[pevergreen]

I think ATPG is enjoying roleplaying a lady a bit too much.

Fyi: I just went Super Sith 3. My hair is now fully red, and like 3 feet straight up.

If i clench my jaw, boulders break.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think ATPG is enjoying roleplaying a lady a bit too much.

You Can't Win and Dark Descent.

Basically any time I get a female role I am like this or way worse. I was downright tame this game. Ordinarily I would have been an insatiably voracious vixen... a man-predator.