Yes I can waltz I took lessons once.
I'm talking the American grind here gentlemen the staple of our high school repertoire
Yes I can waltz I took lessons once.
I'm talking the American grind here gentlemen the staple of our high school repertoire
Don't puke on your date.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
Go with someone fun. If you follow that one rule you will enjoy prom.
Just get hammered and hit on everything with legs
Unless of course you're one of those couples that waited to make it special in which case there is no advice I can give except to rub one out beforehand and wear compression shorts.
Good Luck
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Nightclubs are pretty awful if your a female here. A women dancing by herself seems to be a cue for a drunk guy to go up and basically grind on her in a way which suggest minor sexual harassment. It's the main reason girls are always found in groups, protection in numbers. Unless their a major whore with no self respect, then they usually welcome such advances.
Then again I guess nightclubs in general are only really fun when your drunk. I mean most people wouldn't consider standing in a crammed room, with the stench of sweat lingering in the air fun unless they were drunk. Even worse, the dreaded nightclub toilet. Those places are a nightmare, at least round here. Full of drug users and excrement, yes, it is as bad as it sounds. One place which is pretty popular in the nearest major city to me actually has a shared male/female toilet. I will never forget that place, and not for the right reasons.
Last edited by tibilicus; 05-08-2010 at 17:20.
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Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
We had to do celeidh (sp?) dancing here.
Which I managed to skillfully avoid by sneaking round the back at lunchtime and then sitting playing Pro Evo on the balcony above the lunch hall while everyone was dancing below. Good times...
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
I remember at 17-18 a girl basically using me like a dancing pole. Wasn't sure how to react, after a moment of enthusiasm I decided it wasn't for me. Today, most girls I know enjoy me flinging them around the dance floor, then reelling them back in and wrapping my arms around them. If you want to be more, ahem, riske you can do it without being obvious.
Just having a girl rub her backside against my groin doesn't appeal at all (at least not in public).
You missed out, silly boy. I love the grand reel, trying to time it so you get the girl you want when it stops![]()
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"If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."
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