A Bridge Zhou Far - Three Stars Rising [Concluded]

[shlin28]

With Chairman Beskar leading us, how can the Revolution fail?

Elect: Chairman Beskar

[Beefy187]

Elect: Beefy

I'm not Japanese.

[Azathoth]

Location:Tokyo

[TheFlax]

He's not japanese.

Elect:Beskar

[autolycus]

I would like to nominate myself for some lesser post. I will support as chairman whoever will allow me to give according to my abilities in that way.

[GeneralHankerchief]

I would like to nominate myself for some lesser post. I will support as chairman whoever will allow me to give according to my abilities in that way.

You got it.

[Beskar]

I would like to nominate myself for some lesser post. I will support as chairman whoever will allow me to give according to my abilities in that way.

You got it.

My good comrades of the revolution, what you see before you is "Comrade" Hankerchief part-taking in Bribery!

In his ruthless lust for power, he will sell the noble positions of deputy in exchange for support, regardless of their qualifications or their ability, to his attempt to lead this Revolution Backwards!

You have all witnessed the abuse and vandalism concerning the truth, which he hides behide paint of red, and most notoriously, blue of the the south. He now openly recieves bribes of support, in recipient of priority and preferential treatment for positions of power. The mark of capitalism and his desire of power has tainted, beyond recognisable, an upstanding member of the revolution, and as such, should be brought to justice.

[seireikhaan]

Elect: GeneralHankerchief

Beskar's slew of posters endorsing him was the clincher. Further, I offer my services as an officer to our glorious leader.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Unelect: General Hankerchief, Elect: Beskar


Bribery is the weapon of the capitalist dog.

[landlubber]

Elect: General Handkerchief.
Vandalism is the sign of a true Communist!

[autolycus]

Elect: General Handkerchief It is not bribery for him to enable me to serve according to my abilities. Rather, it is the suitable placement of people where they can best be of service.

[johnhughthom]

Unelect, Elect: General Hankerchief

Beskar would not be a good leader.

[Double A]

Elect: General Handkerchief It is not bribery for him to enable me to serve according to my abilities. Rather, it is the suitable placement of people where they can best be of service.

Yes! We are bringing back the glories of our ancestors mixed with the glories of Mao! All Chineese are above the capitalist pigs and Japanese warmongerers! Comrades, unite!

[Jolt]

It is clear that the puppet right-winged counter-revolutionaries Beskar and GH and their imperialistic propaganda are doing everything they can to buy the votes of the rightful honest masses.

I present myself as a normal man from the people, one who can lead the glorious revolution and catch the reactionary enemies of people and give them death like the capitalist pig-dogs that they are. Long live the revolution of the people!

~Comrade Jolt~

Elect: Jolt

[Double A]

Comrade Jolt, you make a good case, but I do not see either of our respected Comrades as capitalist swine. How would you know they are working against our Glorious People's Revolution?

ooc: Gah I can't help but imagine this all in Russia accents, I need to watch a Jackie Chan movie or somethin'

[Pinman]

Elect: Comrade GH

Your plea has illicited my sympathy.

[Captain Blackadder]

Political criticism is our enemies' best friend fellow comrades we must be decisive when selecting outr chairmen all who choose otherwise are clearly counter revoluntionary. Thus I say

Elect Chairman Hankerchief

For he appears to me to be a wise man who understands the needs of the people and will destory those who wish to end the glory that is maoism.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

选举同志一般手帕

[miotas]

Elect: Chairman Handkerchief.

For the glory of the people!

[miotas]

Elect: Chairman Handkerchief.

Sorry, wasn't bold.

[Double A]

选举同志一般手帕

And now I know what Chineese characters look like in BCC form.

[Chaotix]

Beskar is the finest man for this job.

He is a true communist, and he can be trusted to carry out his duty with great honor and responsibility. He will carry us all out alive, for we the common men are each just as important to the People's Nation than any man who claims false superiority. I trust him to be our leader, and indeed he was my choice straight from the beginning, before he even cast his own vote!

Elect: Beskar

How do I know these things? Well, it is simple, really. I myself am a very capable Communist. I am planning, one day, to infiltrate the capitalist pig society of United States, and to enlighten them with the knowledge of Communism! I will turn one of the strongest countries of the world into one of China's strongest allies in Communism!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

For those who don't catch the reference, I was the last surviving member of the Communist Cell in Capo III, and I managed to infiltrate ATPG the CIA Agent's reign of terror, turn one of his top doctors against him, set in motion the plan that allowed a serial killer to kill the (supposedly invincible) director, and then coordinate a union between the Communists and the last Mafia family in a last-gasp effort to take down ATPG. In the end, I failed, but I was doomed from the start due to the strong CIA faction

For this reason, I present myself as a potential officer under Beskar's leadership, provided the comrade believes I can be useful to furthering our goals.

[ULC]

I flat out refuse to support either candidate in this mockery of an election. It's politicized and corrupt to it's core - posters, vandalism, underhanded tactics, no base or platform for either candidate, corrupt tactics such as bribery.

AND LOOK AT ALL OF YOU.

You eat it up!

You act as if this is the best yet, and do not think, just follow. No wonder the capitalists, the imperialists, and your masters lord over you. You can all be appeased with shiny lights, fancy words, and empty promises. I am sorry but I from here on out will continue to place a vote of no confidence for either candidate - watch and see, not one of them will act in the ideology of communism, but set-up a fascist police state to lord over us.

Speak out, and you will be silenced! Move out of place, and be whipped! Ask for more, and lose all! That is what you are voting for - no change except who will rule over you.

[Captain Blackadder]

You are helping our enemies comrade YLC but this attempt to destroy the heart of our organisation. What is it that you want from the candidates?If only we had Mao here to tell us what to do.

[Azathoth]

You are helping our enemies comrade YLC but this attempt to destroy the heart of our organisation. What is it that you want from the candidates?If only we had Mao here to tell us what to do.

You are quick to point out Beskar's flaws, YLC, but do you not have your own fair share as well?

Comrade YLC seems to be implying that he is perfect. Perhaps he should voluntarily seclude himself for a session of self-criticism?

[ULC]

You are helping our enemies comrade YLC but this attempt to destroy the heart of our organisation. What is it that you want from the candidates?If only we had Mao here to tell us what to do.

No, I am not, I want to strengthen us and follow the communist ideals, but it's nice to see a sheep with teeth instead of gums. I want clarity and openness from the Chairman, and voted in members for the officers, not lapdog appointees.

You are quick to point out Beskar's flaws, YLC, but do you not have your own fair share as well?

Comrade YLC seems to be implying that he is perfect. Perhaps he should voluntarily seclude himself for a session of self-criticism?

See, this is why I am talking about! SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP. MINDLESS FOLLOWER! You immediately find cause to single out and protect Beskar! I accused both, not one! You're a follower and you show it! BOTH candidates are so far unworthy, not just Beskar. They are giving us nothing new, they do not follow the communist doctrine or even show signs of accepting it! You're electing yet another dictator for yourself!

And how dare you imply I am perfect! How dare you imply I want to be elected "Tyrant"!No one is perfect, all are susceptible to corruption, and this is why it is the proletariat, who, as a whole, should lead. Tyranny of the Many, not Tyranny of the One. All you are doing is giving your voice away, and all I am doing is refusing to do so!

[Chaotix]

No, I am not, I want to strengthen us and follow the communist ideals, but it's nice to see a sheep with teeth instead of gums. I want clarity and openness from the Chairman, and voted in members for the officers, not lapdog appointees.



See, this is why I am talking about! SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP, SHEEP. MINDLESS FOLLOWER! You immediately find cause to single out and protect Beskar! I accused both, not one! You're a follower and you show it! BOTH candidates are so far unworthy, not just Beskar. They are giving us nothing new, they do not follow the communist doctrine or even show signs of accepting it! You're electing yet another dictator for yourself!

And how dare you imply I am perfect! How dare you imply I want to be elected "Tyrant"!No one is perfect, all are susceptible to corruption, and this is why it is the proletariat, who, as a whole, should lead. Tyranny of the Many, not Tyranny of the One. All you are doing is giving your voice away, and all I am doing is refusing to do so!

This man is dangerous. If something goes wrong, he should be shot first.

[ULC]

This man is dangerous. If something goes wrong, he should be shot first.

I am dangerous because I do not support your self-imposed tyranny?! Is this what this entire detachment is made of?! People like you?!

[Beefy187]

I'm more of YLC follower in this case.
Person who can go against the mainstream, can"t be bad.

Unelect, Elect: YLC

I salute you comrade.

[miotas]

Who is better suited to lead a battered band of soldiers to safety than a renowned General?