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    1. Assume the guy with the knife isn't proficient in martial arts (why else does he have a knife?).
    2. Assume the guy isn't trained in the proper use of the knife (otherwise, you are just screwed anyway).
    3. Find a makeshift parrying/entangling device, like a jacket, for quick protection/distraction, go for his knee, and get out as fast as you can. His focus will be on the knife, he thinks your focus will be on the knife. Hopefully you will only get one or two slashes.
    4. ???
    5. Profit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    Wrong. Carry on. :)
    Do you know anything about medieval martial arts, armed or un-armed?

    Modern boxing is a sport, just like modern wrestling or fencing. There is a disconnect between the modern European martial tradition and its medieval roots, hence the loss of utility and focus on formalism. As a modern fencer I can tell you that even Epee is of limited use as a form of Defence, Epeeists get hit far too often, bouts are very short, and they generally lack either finesse or focus compared to 50 years ago even.

    The Rapier has only come back into use as a weapon in about the last ten years.
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    Gentlemen,

    While we are hashing out which super-form is deadliest and casting stones at martial masters, could someone please resolve: Pirate or ninja?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Gentlemen,

    While we are hashing out which super-form is deadliest and casting stones at martial masters, could someone please resolve: Pirate or ninja?

    Depends, does the nija have a cannon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Gentlemen,

    While we are hashing out which super-form is deadliest and casting stones at martial masters, could someone please resolve: Pirate or ninja?

    lmao, I am surprised that Deadliest Warrior did not do that one. :P
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    Depends, does the nija have a cannon?
    No, the ninja has a knife. The pirate studied martial arts while in the orient.

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    scenerio #2

    The priate comes at the ninja with a cutlass and the ninja uses martial arts to fend him off!

    Actually, I saw scenerio #2 in a movie once with Michael Keane in it, can't remember what it was called though. I think it was Michael Keane...

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    Under further consideration, I would seem that my attempt at wit has failed...*cutting belly with knife*
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    Pirates ftw. They say YARRR all the time and they work towards the procurement and enjoyment of booty.

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    Pirate wins, with his gold he can hire 10 ninja's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Pirate wins, with his gold he can hire 10 ninja's
    Conservation Of Ninjutsu wrecks that plan

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