Tips on how to attract a girl

[rasoforos]

Spend a whole hour talking to her about Total war, pay special attention to make sure she understands how the macedonian phallanx worked and about how bowmen used to be much stronger in Shogun than in Medieval. Also tell her about that time when you defeated a whole bunch of Egyptians by only using 2 units of cavaly and 4 units of peasants ( make sure you use the bottles and glasses,forks,plates around the bar/restaurant/cafee table to re-enact your battle tactic as accurately as possible )

If you run out of words dont worry. You can always talk about sports, your ex girlfriend, politics and of course that skin rash you got last month and it still itches...

Then all girls can be mine! MIIINE! MUHAHAHAHHA!

[R'as al Ghul]

Tips on how to attract a girl

Ignore her.

Seriously it will make her curious why on earth you
are not interested in her.
Apart from that, I second everything rasoforos said.
After all, girls really like to talk about warfare, don't they?

[The Stranger]

be confident and funny but not too much cuz she'll think your arrogant. let it come to you but steer it behind the scenes. be nice but not slimey. show her your emotions.

[Adrian II]

Ignore her.

Seriously it will make her curious why on earth you
are not interested in her.

That is so true.

I must have ignored hundreds of thousands, nay millions of women during my lifetime, and they are still following and stalking me in hordes, shouting 'Why aren't you interested in me?' and 'You looked right past me in that supermarket on October 7, 1989, you bastard!'

Easy pickings my friends, easy pickings...

[edyzmedieval]

So true.

Ignoring girls is a great way to attract them. They are so curious, which makes them easy pickings.

Unfortunately, it's hard to ignore those who are very beautiful.

[Craterus]

Take your eyes away from their chest, ignore them and walk on!

That should do enough for the "playing hard to get".

[Shaka_Khan]

You all have it wrong. It's not about attracting a girl...

[edyzmedieval]

You all have it wrong. It's not about attracting a girl...

Then what is?! Attracting a boy?! *throws out on the keyboard*

Oh well, my simple attracting technique:
Get them to the basketball court and let them watch how you play

[R'as al Ghul]

That is so true.

I must have ignored hundreds of thousands, nay millions of women during my lifetime, and they are still following and stalking me in hordes, shouting 'Why aren't you interested in me?' and 'You looked right past me in that supermarket on October 7, 1989, you bastard!'

Easy pickings my friends, easy pickings...

LOL.
See, I told you so.

'You looked right past me in that supermarket on October 7, 1989, you bastard!'

This one looks also promising.

I've another good tip:
Try all the above tips on a single girl....

[Avicenna]

Spend a whole hour talking to her about Total war, pay special attention to make sure she understands how the macedonian phallanx worked and about how bowmen used to be much stronger in Shogun than in Medieval. Also tell her about that time when you defeated a whole bunch of Egyptians by only using 2 units of cavaly and 4 units of peasants ( make sure you use the bottles and glasses,forks,plates around the bar/restaurant/cafee table to re-enact your battle tactic as accurately as possible )

If you run out of words dont worry. You can always talk about sports, your ex girlfriend, politics and of course that skin rash you got last month and it still itches...

Then all girls can be mine! MIIINE! MUHAHAHAHHA!

avatar like strike for the south and humour like his as well? are you twins?

[Prussian to the Iron]

Spend a whole hour talking to her about Total war, pay special attention to make sure she understands how the macedonian phallanx worked and about how bowmen used to be much stronger in Shogun than in Medieval. Also tell her about that time when you defeated a whole bunch of Egyptians by only using 2 units of cavaly and 4 units of peasants ( make sure you use the bottles and glasses,forks,plates around the bar/restaurant/cafee table to re-enact your battle tactic as accurately as possible )

If you run out of words dont worry. You can always talk about sports, your ex girlfriend, politics and of course that skin rash you got last month and it still itches...

so THATS why i cant get any girls; i dont talk enough about my heroic victories in Rome and M2! :facepalm: how could i not have though of that. thanks rasoforos!

[A Nerd]

If you find a girl who enjoys TW as much as you do, you could also exhange tactic and AARs. In essence, improving your techniques together.

edit: Don't mention you abuse console cheats if you do (and if she doesn't), you don't want to look like she's a better player than you...do you?

[Secura]

you don't want to look like she's a better player than you...do you?

There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition though! :P

[pevergreen]

Simply enlighten the poor female on the wonderous life she is missing out on. She can easily rectify this by joining you in volunteering at the Camel stables, I've got plenty of work to do, and I don't mind if you take the afternoon off to roll in the hay, if you know what I mean.

After a week of this, she will realise how wonderful camels are and she will not need anything ever again.

[edyzmedieval]

Or she can realise how wonderful humps are...

What's wrong with Bed Rock?

[Strike For The South]

Or she can realise how wonderful humps are...

What's wrong with Bed Rock?

Nothing my little Eastern European prince.

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