Tips on how to attract a girl

[edyzmedieval]

Yo guyz....

Who has a girlfriend here?!

[Muska Burnt]

all you need is 9 inchs and there happy

[Silver Rusher]

Yo guyz....

Who has a girlfriend here?!

Nobody... (just to revive this dead thread)

[Redleg]

To revive it again without reading all the comments -

Stalking is a good way to attract a girls attention.....

[Shaka_Khan]

Show your nude body to her and don't be shy. Women like honest and confident men.
If you're shy then you could change your clothes while you pretend that you don't know she is there.

[Strike For The South]

I love this thread Of course being the absolute stud that I am. All I have to do his give them one good hard look in the eyes and they are mine

[LeftEyeNine]

I did not read the previous pages, so if already been said I'll be seconding something. But if not, I'll be giving you the golden rule :

Never ask others what to do to attract/approach a girl. Be yourself, be a man. Fakes don't get along for long, the unlucky girl will sooner or later find out that you are a pathetic thread-follower.

Reality hurts.

[edyzmedieval]

I really like that this thread took off again...

Show your nude body?! How come?! I know they like confident men, but not that!!!

[Voigtkampf]

Consider this; do you want a girl that falls on you because you just showed your nude body, and that was enough for her? Moral aside, man, she will leave you with more than you bargained for! Take it from a man who basically matured in the red district of Hamburg, Germany; I had insane luck and got off without catching anything (I still can hardly believe this), but not all of my friends were as fortunate. Nothing lethal, but still some stuff that they will not forget so easily.

I have always gone for the hardest-to-get girls. I honestly have. Generally, they have a low mileage, good reputation, and you can dare and have unprotected sex with them after a while. Hell, when I was younger, I had unsafe sex all the time! But I went for the girls that didn’t change men like their underwear, guess that’s what saved my skin. Yeah, it’s a tough fuckin’ world we live in, wake up and smell the waste disposal. This is especially directed at all of our younger members; when you get a girl, make sure that you know what is she like before you go too far.

[doc_bean]

She's 14, I seriously doubt she has a lot of 'milage'...

and you can dare and have unprotected sex with them after a while. Hell, when I was younger, I had unsafe sex all the time! But I went for the girls that didn’t change men like their underwear, guess that’s what saved my skin.

You were very lucky then, there are a lot of people out their who haven't had that many partners and who caught VD's. Your chances might be better if you are careful who you sleep with, but the statistics will catch up with you eventually...

[edyzmedieval]

She's 14, I seriously doubt she has a lot of 'milage'...

Who's 14?!

Wow, Shaman, you really got off from youthness....

[Prodigal]

[QUOTE=LeftEyeNine]Fakes don't get along for long[QUOTE]


Speaking of faking, DON'T do it, I did once, & not surprisingly was found out, which led to a seriously ugly argument. That's waaay to graphic already, so Tips! - WASH on a REGULAR BASIS, (body, (this includes hair), & clothing)

[LeftEyeNine]

Speaking of faking, DON'T do it, I did once, & not surprisingly was found out, which led to a seriously ugly argument. That's waaay to graphic already, so Tips! - WASH on a REGULAR BASIS, (body, (this includes hair), & clothing)

All "Do this, do that" stuff is FAKE. Then you have nothing to complain about a relationship... Depends on what you are looking for though.

[Byzantine Prince]

All "Do this, do that" stuff is FAKE. Then you have nothing to complain about a relationship... Depends on what you are looking for though.

It's more like "DO THIS, PAY THAT".

[Geoffrey S]

Honest confidence and hygiene I've found to be most important. Don't be shy, just be you.

[Beelzebub]

dance. Just go to a club, something that plays rock, not rap. if you are decent looking and just jump around a lot to the music and do w/e moves you make up with energy it will be enough, you don't have to be a crazy breakdancer. Lots of alcohol helps.

Clubs are full of interesting chicks (who wants a boring chick that doesn't party?? cold fish), intially theyre looking for decent looking guys with lots of energy. That's your energy, just hit the dance floor, keep moving, and look for suitable chicks to go up to, just introduce yourself. That's your opening which can lead to many things.

If you're looking for a real girlfriend tho, you'll need to be able to tell the club sluts apart from the decent chicks who just want ot have fun. Met my wonderful, super hot gf like that one drunken evening and we've been madly in love for 1.5 yrs now.

[BDC]

I still stand by be rich.

[Reverend Joe]

How do yuo attract a girl?

Don't listen to anybody who uses the internet (well, not frequently).

[LeftEyeNine]

How do yuo attract a girl?

Don't listen to anybody who uses the internet (well, not frequently).

We sounded quite close Zorba, however I personally don't think that it's about internet addiction.

[doc_bean]

Who's 14?!

The girl you are going for ?

You mentioned being 14 and I assumed she was the same age. How old is she then ?

[Kekvit Irae]

1. Dont act like a jerk
2. Dont try to act cool
3. Be yourself
4. Bathe daily
5. Remember the song, "Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man." Meaning, ragged shirt and torn jeans arent going to get much stares.
6. Get a haircut. Mullets went the way of the dodo in the 80s.
7. Axe Body Spray
8. Smile

[LeftEyeNine]

Be yourself

Here comes the golden rule again

[Strike For The South]

1. Dont act like a jerk
2. Dont try to act cool
3. Be yourself
4. Bathe daily
5. Remember the song, "Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man." Meaning, ragged shirt and torn jeans arent going to get much stares.
6. Get a haircut. Mullets went the way of the dodo in the 80s.
7. Axe Body Spray
8. Smile

good list cept for the axe that stuff smells like carp in a can

[ah_dut]

She's 14, I seriously doubt she has a lot of 'milage'...

I'm sure you know this already Doc but some have seriously high milage by that age...and I'm not joking, I wish I was...

[Kekvit Irae]

good list cept for the axe that stuff smells like carp in a can

I speak from personal experience.

[LeftEyeNine]

Well, ok kekvitirae, you got me.. Although I believe all these written here are carp (SFTS's expression and no offense at the contributors of this thread by the way), I am open to an exception.

Is that Axe stuff you're talking about a standard one or you know it had different kinds of scents - if so which one ?

Golden Rule 2 : Exceptions do not invalidate the rules

[doc_bean]

I'm sure you know this already Doc but some have seriously high milage by that age...and I'm not joking, I wish I was...

Yeah, but she ain't British...


Seriously though, I've posted on this topic before, and my conclusion tends to be that the youth of the world as a whole isn't as messed up as some people would like us to believe. It tends to be rather bad in big city areas, but most kids are still pretty innocent at 14.

[Dagobert II]

Hey all;

You all have to get up to date... what you do is buy shoes one size
larger, and take her to bar/club with a unisex bathroom. Then ask her to
accompany you to the restroom so you don't get lost.

Then, while (pretending) to whizz, unzip and drop a plastic marble
in the toilet while stating:

"Damn, it always rolls out and hits the water when I'm drunk!"

[Kekvit Irae]

Well, ok kekvitirae, you got me.. Although I believe all these written here are carp (SFTS's expression and no offense at the contributors of this thread by the way), I am open to an exception.

Is that Axe stuff you're talking about a standard one or you know it had different kinds of scents - if so which one ?

Golden Rule 2 : Exceptions do not invalidate the rules

Different women like different things. I, personally, favor Phoenix scent.

[Strike For The South]

carp Ive been spelling crap wrong all this time carp