One Word Story II

[Duke Malcolm]

whilst celebrating the 1000th post

[TheSilverKnight]

which TheSilverKnight

[Craterus]

didn't

[TheSilverKnight]

enjoy

[Templar Knight]

Iron Maiden rule!

[Craterus]

posted

[TheSilverKnight]

notes

[Craterus]

about

[Templar Knight]

beer

[Duke Malcolm]

and tinned ham

[Craterus]

tinned

[Craterus]

spicy

[Craterus]

ham

[TheSilverKnight]

with

[JAG]

Marmalade.

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[JAG]

Marmite.

[TheSilverKnight]

followed by

[Craterus]

ice cream

[JAG]

And chocolate

[Templar Knight]

topped off with beer

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[Templar Knight]

some form of cake, but it looks dodgey

[Craterus]

like a

[Duke Malcolm]

blancmange

[Templar Knight]

table made of ice cold beer and warm fluffy wool

[TheSilverKnight]

plus an added extra of

[JAG]

Mice.

[Templar Knight]

sugar

[JAG]

Coated

[discovery1]

Hate

[Craterus]

for

[discovery1]

everything(almost)

[JAG]

evil

[Duke Malcolm]

because

[TheSilverKnight]

Henry

[discovery1]

slaughtered

[Templar Knight]

pigs and sheep

[TheSilverKnight]

with

[Templar Knight]

an axe

[Leftenant Moley]

of..

[TheSilverKnight]

steel

[Ayachuco]

cracked

[TheSilverKnight]

monkeys

[Ayachuco]

and cracked

[TheSilverKnight]

and how

[Duke Malcolm]

it associated

[Templar Knight]

itself with the plague

[Duke Malcolm]

and spontaneously combusted

[zelda12]

the bishop of Warsaw.

[Craterus]

Suddenly,

[TheSilverKnight]

two

[Duke Malcolm]

fat ladies

[discovery1]

died horribly

[TheSilverKnight]

from

[Laridus Konivaich]

seeing

[Laridus Konivaich]

the

[Laridus Konivaich]

jagGED

[discovery1]

medusa

[Laridus Konivaich]

jellyfish

[TheSilverKnight]

stomachs

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[Laridus Konivaich]

tentacles

[discovery1]

crushed the life out of

[TheSilverKnight]

Green Day

[TheSilverKnight]

with

[Laridus Konivaich]

blue cheese

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[Laridus Konivaich]

cheddar

[TheSilverKnight]

with smoked

[TheSilverKnight]

provolone

[discovery1]

one rye bread

[Laridus Konivaich]

jumped

[Drisos]

love . . . :love:

[Craterus]

and

[Craterus]

landed in

[TheSilverKnight]

monkeys

[TheSilverKnight]

with

[TheSilverKnight]

martini-henry rifles

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

Zulus

[TheSilverKnight]

paired

[TheSilverKnight]

next to

[TheSilverKnight]

Zimbabwe

[TheSilverKnight]

by the

[TheSilverKnight]

river of Kimbelajumbieliehwahilli

[Laridus Konivaich]

while

[Laridus Konivaich]

2001

[Laridus Konivaich]

has a

[Laridus Konivaich]

space

[Laridus Konivaich]

saving

[Ayachuco]

toaster oven

[Ayachuco]

that

[Ayachuco]

can cook

[Ayachuco]

burritos

[Duke Malcolm]

like chutney

[Laridus Konivaich]

with

[Laridus Konivaich]

lemon-curry?

[JAG]

No.

[Laridus Konivaich]

One

[Duke Malcolm]

said

[tibilicus]

that

[Laridus Konivaich]

I'll

[Laridus Konivaich]

kick

[Laridus Konivaich]

the

[Laridus Konivaich]

crayfish

[Laridus Konivaich]

sternly

[Laridus Konivaich]

-in-

[Laridus Konivaich]

the

[Laridus Konivaich]

face,

[Laridus Konivaich]

which

[Laridus Konivaich]

was

[Templar Knight]

a silly thing to say

[Laridus Konivaich]

because

[Laridus Konivaich]

Templar Night

[Laridus Konivaich]

doesn't

[Templar Knight]

like twinkies

[Laridus Konivaich]

understand

[Laridus Konivaich]

that,

[Laridus Konivaich]

a silly thing to say
-is-

[Laridus Konivaich]

not

[Laridus Konivaich]

one

[Templar Knight]

word

[Laridus Konivaich]

but

[Laridus Konivaich]

several.

[Laridus Konivaich]

Therefore,

[Laridus Konivaich]

-i-

[Laridus Konivaich]

must

[Laridus Konivaich]

-go-

[Laridus Konivaich]

now

[Laridus Konivaich]

and

[Laridus Konivaich]

-do-

[Laridus Konivaich]

something

[Laridus Konivaich]

worthwhile,

[Laridus Konivaich]

instead

[Laridus Konivaich]

-of-

[Laridus Konivaich]

spamming

[Laridus Konivaich]

this

[Laridus Konivaich]

thread.

[Laridus Konivaich]

Well,

[Laridus Konivaich]

I'm

[Laridus Konivaich]

back...

[Laridus Konivaich]

but

[Laridus Konivaich]

-i-

[Laridus Konivaich]

did

[Laridus Konivaich]

get

[Laridus Konivaich]

some

[Laridus Konivaich]

work

[Laridus Konivaich]

done

[Laridus Konivaich]

for

[Laridus Konivaich]

Age

[Laridus Konivaich]

-of-

[Laridus Konivaich]

Hellas.

[Laridus Konivaich]

Now

[Laridus Konivaich]

-i-

[Laridus Konivaich]

-am-

[Laridus Konivaich]

editing

[Laridus Konivaich]

-a-

[Laridus Konivaich]

faction

[Laridus Konivaich]

introduction,

[Laridus Konivaich]

which

[Laridus Konivaich]

-is-

[Laridus Konivaich]

for

[Laridus Konivaich]

the

[Laridus Konivaich]

Cretan

[Laridus Konivaich]

faction.

[Laridus Konivaich]

The

[Laridus Konivaich]

challenge

[Laridus Konivaich]

-is-

[Laridus Konivaich]

that

[Laridus Konivaich]

cows

[Laridus Konivaich]

cannot

[Laridus Konivaich]

hop

[Laridus Konivaich]

onto

[Laridus Konivaich]

London

[Laridus Konivaich]

city

[Laridus Konivaich]

busses,

[Laridus Konivaich]

because

[Laridus Konivaich]

their

[Laridus Konivaich]

thalassocracy

[Laridus Konivaich]

gets

[JAG]

Man that's some stupid posting, what is the point in that? :embarassed:

[Templar Knight]

what the f*ck? :dizzy2:

[Laridus Konivaich]

Once

[Laridus Konivaich]

again,

[Laridus Konivaich]

this

[Laridus Konivaich]

-is-

[Laridus Konivaich]

-a-

[Laridus Konivaich]

one

[Laridus Konivaich]

word

[Laridus Konivaich]

story,

[Duke Malcolm]

potato

[Laridus Konivaich]

chips

[Laridus Konivaich]

taste

[Laridus Konivaich]

Man that's some stupid posting, what is the point in that? :embarassed:
There

[Laridus Konivaich]

-is-

[Laridus Konivaich]

-no-

[Laridus Konivaich]

point,

[Laridus Konivaich]

this

[Laridus Konivaich]

whole

[Laridus Konivaich]

thread

[Laridus Konivaich]

-is-

[Laridus Konivaich]

pointless

[Laridus Konivaich]

spam,

[Laridus Konivaich]

why

[Laridus Konivaich]

don't

[Laridus Konivaich]

you

[Laridus Konivaich]

post

[Laridus Konivaich]

some

[Laridus Konivaich]

words,

[Laridus Konivaich]

then

[Laridus Konivaich]

the

[Laridus Konivaich]

story

[Laridus Konivaich]

would

[Laridus Konivaich]

-be-

[Laridus Konivaich]

more

[Laridus Konivaich]

fun!

[Laridus Konivaich]

What

[Laridus Konivaich]

happened

[JAG]

This is NOT a thread to spam one word posts in stupid arrangements. This is a thread - like the title suggests - for a story via one word posts by DIFFERENT people. You construct an entertaining story via DIFFERENT people, with their posts. We used to have some funny stories until people like you spoilt the whole thread, it is not merely a SPAM HERE WHATEVER YOU LIKE thread, please stop it. :furious3:

[Laridus Konivaich]

Sorry, I see now the error of my ways. :embarassed: I will no longer spam this thread in the improper manner which I have been. Would you be so kind as to restart the story correctly now?

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

What JAG said mates. Let's keep it fun, ok?

Ok, restarting the story-

During

[Laridus Konivaich]

winter-time

[Craterus]

some

[Pausanias828]

angry

[Laridus Konivaich]

nematodes

[Duke Malcolm]

emus

[Craterus]

said

[Pausanias828]

let's

[Craterus]

go to

[Laridus Konivaich]

Mars

[Pausanias828]

for

[Duke Malcolm]

cheese-on-toast

[JAG]

with!...

[Laridus Konivaich]

sardine(s)

[Cadamer]

and

[Pausanias828]

Beer

[Laridus Konivaich]

gardens

[Drisos]

Prince

[Drisos]

Laridus

[Drisos]

Konivaich

[Drisos]

is_

[Drisos]

posting

[Drisos]

Pointless

[Drisos]

Words!

[Craterus]

just

[Craterus]

like Drisos

[IliaDN]

who

[Craterus]

is ...

[Drisos]

not posting pointless words!