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Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 00:22
whose hidden agenda
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 00:23
was farting cats
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 01:02
capable of
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 01:03
destroying
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 01:04
a major city
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 01:06
instantly
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 01:07
without
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 01:07
question or pause
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 01:14
for thought
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 01:43
and barbequed
King Arthur
06-04-2005, 01:46
t- bone steaks
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 01:50
that weighed
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 02:35
1.72 jigga-grams
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 02:39
each
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 02:41
which
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 02:43
is enough to
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 02:44
alleviate hunger
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 02:46
of bears
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 02:50
of the stuffed variety
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 02:51
, not goats
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 02:52
or llamas,
King Arthur
06-04-2005, 02:52
in taxidermies
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 02:53
not taxi drivers,
King Arthur
06-04-2005, 02:59
who dont
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 02:59
sleep with
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 03:03
celebrities
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 03:04
because
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 03:09
they all
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 03:10
lacked
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 03:13
bladder
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 03:24
control
King Henry V
06-04-2005, 10:31
since they
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 13:32
drank
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 14:08
too much
Pausanias828
06-04-2005, 14:17
lighter fluid
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 14:20
at bedtime,
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 14:56
because Swordsmaster
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 15:02
gave them
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 15:04
advice on
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 15:09
romance
Al Khalifah
06-04-2005, 15:12
which turned out
Copperhaired Berserker!
06-04-2005, 15:16
to be chicken sweets......

Man, I'm turning weird with this thread!
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 21:13
and pies,
Pausanias828
06-04-2005, 21:24
filled with
tibilicus
06-04-2005, 21:25
apple
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 21:25
blackbirds
King Henry V
06-04-2005, 21:29
and strawberries
Laridus Konivaich
06-04-2005, 21:45
, whipped-cream
Pausanias828
06-04-2005, 21:55
and covered in chocolate
discovery1
06-04-2005, 22:04
heads
Kagemusha
06-04-2005, 22:07
of the dead
tibilicus
06-04-2005, 22:13
mouses
King Henry V
06-04-2005, 22:34
which were killed by
Pausanias828
06-04-2005, 22:35
flying pigs covered in
Mongoose
06-04-2005, 22:39
fairy-dust
King Henry V
06-04-2005, 22:40
made by
King Henry V
06-04-2005, 22:41
the Fairy King from Fairyland who wears a pink skirt and sleeps with the lights on.
tibilicus
06-04-2005, 22:54
that
King Henry V
06-04-2005, 23:02
was deposed
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 01:45
will start
Mongoose
06-05-2005, 03:42
Oinking
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 06:55
if provoked
tibilicus
06-05-2005, 11:53
it tended
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 12:06
to grow very large and turn green
Al Khalifah
06-05-2005, 12:21
with
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 13:43
yellow stripes and
Kagemusha
06-05-2005, 16:56
smell
Mongoose
06-05-2005, 17:16
like a pig
Al Khalifah
06-05-2005, 17:27
everyday
Mongoose
06-05-2005, 17:36
in a hog farm
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 17:38
next to a
Al Khalifah
06-05-2005, 17:38
donkey farm
Mongoose
06-05-2005, 17:40
Which
Kagemusha
06-05-2005, 17:50
burned down
Mongoose
06-05-2005, 18:22
And became a deli
Kagemusha
06-05-2005, 18:24
selling donkey kebab
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 18:30
and Danishes
Ianofsmeg16
06-05-2005, 19:15
from ian of smegs pastry cupboard
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 19:15
and beer :barrel:
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 19:17
gardens
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 19:20
next to a canel
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 19:23
with boats
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 19:34
and a fisherman who
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 19:43
ate cats
The Panda Centurion
06-05-2005, 19:58
which he found washed up by the wharf
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 19:59
in bundles
The Panda Centurion
06-05-2005, 19:59
of cellophane
HawaiianHobbit
06-05-2005, 20:07
and linoleum
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 20:28
coloured
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 20:29
with
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 20:29
licorice
King Henry V
06-05-2005, 20:46
allsorts
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 20:58
of chickens
HawaiianHobbit
06-05-2005, 21:56
feathers
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 22:06
fostered a
Ianofsmeg16
06-05-2005, 22:15
small but deadly west african tree frog
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 22:16
whose auntie
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 22:17
just happened to be called beeb
Kagemusha
06-05-2005, 22:34
frogbeastegg
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 22:37
who lived close to
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 22:38
Bks
Kagemusha
06-05-2005, 22:39
and
Ianofsmeg16
06-05-2005, 22:41
contemplated the Greek city states
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 22:50
while juggling
Laridus Konivaich
06-05-2005, 23:07
47 tests
Kagemusha
06-05-2005, 23:15
of manhood
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 23:16
while counting
Mongoose
06-05-2005, 23:23
how many grains of sand
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 23:24
were in the sandstorm that
Kagemusha
06-05-2005, 23:31
Tosainu had send
Pausanias828
06-05-2005, 23:34
because he was
Mongoose
06-05-2005, 23:57
a blatant spamer
AggonyKing
06-06-2005, 01:21
. One day
Laridus Konivaich
06-06-2005, 02:11
because
HawaiianHobbit
06-06-2005, 03:06
of a big
Laridus Konivaich
06-06-2005, 03:50
mishap in
Laridus Konivaich
06-06-2005, 04:20
his birth

(Please ignore everything inside the parentheses
everyone quit
they must not like
me
poor PLK, hated by all of the members
woe is plk
end ignore)
The Panda Centurion
06-06-2005, 05:13
he went insane and tried to
Laridus Konivaich
06-06-2005, 05:18
tentacle rape
Pausanias828
06-06-2005, 07:00
a stuffed toy which
Al Khalifah
06-06-2005, 10:33
looked evil
Pausanias828
06-06-2005, 13:03
and sad
Copperhaired Berserker!
06-06-2005, 16:07
almighty chicken
Laridus Konivaich
06-06-2005, 16:13
noodle
King Henry V
06-06-2005, 18:12
which somebody
Pausanias828
06-06-2005, 18:27
somewhere once
King Henry V
06-06-2005, 18:54
said to be
Kagemusha
06-06-2005, 18:58
eaten
King Henry V
06-06-2005, 19:10
by the Mongolian Death Worm
Kagemusha
06-06-2005, 19:18
called King Henry V (gotcha) ~D
Mongoose
06-07-2005, 02:49
who wore pink pajams
Pausanias828
06-07-2005, 03:06
while playing the Lyre
Laridus Konivaich
06-07-2005, 03:44
in bed
Kaiser of Arabia
06-07-2005, 03:48
with his sister
Laridus Konivaich
06-07-2005, 04:05
who appeared
Mongoose
06-07-2005, 04:14
to be
Laridus Konivaich
06-07-2005, 06:03
immoral, but
Ianofsmeg16
06-07-2005, 12:39
was actually a sister of the nun type
Pausanias828
06-07-2005, 13:25
who had a bad habit
Al Khalifah
06-07-2005, 14:32
worse than nose picking
doc_bean
06-07-2005, 15:24
eating what was picked out of her nose
LordTed
06-07-2005, 15:45
a vegetable salesperson
Copperhaired Berserker!
06-07-2005, 16:19
threw hiself off a tall building
HawaiianHobbit
06-07-2005, 19:18
but never hit the ground
Copperhaired Berserker!
06-07-2005, 19:23
because of bouncy spikes
doc_bean
06-07-2005, 19:25
his vegetables however
Laridus Konivaich
06-07-2005, 20:19
were spilled
Kagemusha
06-07-2005, 20:21
all over the Org
Laridus Konivaich
06-07-2005, 20:23
and were mistaken
Kagemusha
06-07-2005, 20:25
as spam
Laridus Konivaich
06-07-2005, 20:26
by BKS. Then
Laridus Konivaich
06-08-2005, 00:26
someone
Kaiser of Arabia
06-08-2005, 00:44
closed pointless thread $666 while
Laridus Konivaich
06-08-2005, 00:50
Doña Rosa
Laridus Konivaich
06-08-2005, 00:59
eyed the
Laridus Konivaich
06-08-2005, 01:00
rentedGerman
Laridus Konivaich
06-08-2005, 01:01
who didn't
Laridus Konivaich
06-08-2005, 01:02
say, "Alea iacta erat"
HawaiianHobbit
06-08-2005, 02:02
because his mouth was tapped shut
Laridus Konivaich
06-08-2005, 02:26
with parafin
Pausanias828
06-08-2005, 02:40
soaked brown paper, and
Laridus Konivaich
06-08-2005, 02:57
$20 bills for lunch, while
Kaiser of Arabia
06-08-2005, 03:12
Rammstein had a concert in
Laridus Konivaich
06-08-2005, 03:30
Bartix, since
Copperhaired Berserker!
06-08-2005, 08:46
I'd to go to the little boys room
Samurai Waki
06-08-2005, 09:18
with Michael Jackson who
Divinus Arma
06-08-2005, 11:33
Decided
Divinus Arma
06-08-2005, 11:34
while the little boy stood there,
Divinus Arma
06-08-2005, 11:34
that it would be a good idea to
Divinus Arma
06-08-2005, 11:35
drink some "jesus juice", and
doc_bean
06-08-2005, 11:49
adjust his hat so
King Henry V
06-08-2005, 11:53
have some sausage for lunch.
Divinus Arma
06-08-2005, 11:59
and then michael jackson
Mongoose
06-08-2005, 15:52
Stabed him and ran away
Kagemusha
06-08-2005, 20:32
To North Korea
Copperhaired Berserker!
06-08-2005, 20:38
where my spirit farted a stinker on jacko
Kagemusha
06-08-2005, 20:40
but Mr T
King Henry V
06-08-2005, 20:44
got together with Mister B....
Copperhaired Berserker!
06-08-2005, 20:47
who did a TB at the fhdk,fjdwhdhjasdbhduaehdheyu?!>DUIDJKgfdtddefnjhsdfhdujdbhcjd. Come on work it out~D
Copperhaired Berserker!
06-08-2005, 20:47
double post, sorry
Kagemusha
06-10-2005, 15:48
but the ugly Kataphrakt
Mongoose
06-11-2005, 16:12
Set fire to the town
edyzmedieval
06-11-2005, 16:18
The Kilibanophori of Constantinos XI Dragases attack the 300,000 Ottoman Army of Mehmed II.
Mongoose
06-11-2005, 16:21
And was defeated with horrific loss because
Ianofsmeg16
06-11-2005, 16:41
of the crazy frog
Mongoose
06-11-2005, 16:44
who screamed swear words
Ianofsmeg16
06-11-2005, 16:52
at mongoose
Mongoose
06-11-2005, 17:19
who started running
King Henry V
06-11-2005, 18:19
for the hills.
Arrowhead
06-11-2005, 20:23
That
(Isn't this supposed to be a 1 word story?)
Kagemusha
06-14-2005, 14:54
shaked
Al Khalifah
06-14-2005, 14:55
but
Kagemusha
06-14-2005, 14:56
never
zelda12
06-14-2005, 15:01
moved.
Al Khalifah
06-14-2005, 15:11
Once
zelda12
06-14-2005, 15:14
it
(Apparently the message has to be at least 3 characters long so this sentence is a space filler. :grin:)
King Henry V
06-14-2005, 15:44
did
Kagemusha
06-14-2005, 15:55
"the archers against rocks"
Laridus Konivaich
06-14-2005, 16:23
, but
Laridus Konivaich
06-14-2005, 16:46
instead
Laridus Konivaich
06-14-2005, 16:51
Michael
King Henry V
06-14-2005, 17:11
forgot
zelda12
06-14-2005, 17:14
his
Dutch_guy
06-14-2005, 17:29
sword

:balloon2:
zelda12
06-14-2005, 17:31
and
King Henry V
06-14-2005, 17:39
shield
Al Khalifah
06-14-2005, 17:39
of...
zelda12
06-14-2005, 17:40
cowardice
Laridus Konivaich
06-14-2005, 18:01
which
King Henry V
06-14-2005, 18:20
was
IliaDN
06-14-2005, 18:28
somewhere.
IliaDN
06-14-2005, 18:28
And
IliaDN
06-14-2005, 18:29
then
IliaDN
06-14-2005, 18:30
there
IliaDN
06-14-2005, 18:30
was
IliaDN
06-14-2005, 18:31
silence
IliaDN
06-14-2005, 18:32
after
IliaDN
06-14-2005, 18:33
400
Mongoose
06-14-2005, 18:35
spams
tibilicus
06-14-2005, 18:36
posts!
zelda12
06-14-2005, 18:39
Someone,
tibilicus
06-14-2005, 18:48
closed
zelda12
06-14-2005, 18:50
a box
King Henry V
06-14-2005, 20:10
but it was really
Mongoose
06-14-2005, 20:30
a horse that
Pausanias828
06-14-2005, 22:15
wouldn't
Laridus Konivaich
06-14-2005, 22:26
live
Mongoose
06-15-2005, 04:28
on baked cheese
Laridus Konivaich
06-15-2005, 06:54
, snails,
Kagemusha
06-15-2005, 14:23
and frogs.
Laridus Konivaich
06-15-2005, 14:55
Meanwhile,
Al Khalifah
06-15-2005, 14:56
Jamster
Laridus Konivaich
06-15-2005, 14:57
Nematodes
Al Khalifah
06-15-2005, 14:57
began
Laridus Konivaich
06-15-2005, 15:00
to underwhelm
Laridus Konivaich
06-15-2005, 15:09
friends,
IliaDN
06-15-2005, 15:53
when
tibilicus
06-15-2005, 15:53
and
IliaDN
06-15-2005, 15:53
something
Mongoose
06-15-2005, 15:54
was
IliaDN
06-15-2005, 15:54
began
Kagemusha
06-15-2005, 15:59
and nobody
IliaDN
06-15-2005, 16:01
worried
IliaDN
06-15-2005, 16:01
about
Kagemusha
06-15-2005, 16:02
about
IliaDN
06-15-2005, 16:02
spam
doc_bean
06-15-2005, 16:02
the balloons
Laridus Konivaich
06-15-2005, 16:12
capitulating
Laridus Konivaich
06-15-2005, 16:17
to BKS,
Laridus Konivaich
06-15-2005, 16:18
because