One Word Story II

[Laridus Konivaich]

he masticated

[Al Khalifah]

profusely

[Laridus Konivaich]

during

[doc_bean]

working hours

[tibilicus]

that

[tibilicus]

were

[Craterus]

designed

[Craterus]

for

[Mongoose]

blatant

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

farting!

[Laridus Konivaich]

Ultimately

[Arrowhead]

exploding

[IliaDN]

when

[tibilicus]

mister

[tibilicus]

Bagel (i dont know i was eating a bagel at the time!)

[Craterus]

said

[Laridus Konivaich]

"Interesting

[Laridus Konivaich]

that

[makkyo]

she

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

didn't

[Laridus Konivaich]

laugh

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

with

[Laridus Konivaich]

Alexander,"

[Laridus Konivaich]

since

[HunkinElvis]

she

[Laridus Konivaich]

was

[Al Khalifah]

selotaped

[doc_bean]

to



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[Al Khalifah]

a rhino

[HunkinElvis]

. Hence

[Laridus Konivaich]

Elvis

[Al Khalifah]

the

[tibilicus]

king

[Laridus Konivaich]

went

[Laridus Konivaich]

splat!!!

[Craterus]

on the bathroom floor

[zelda12]

And Exclaimed

[Craterus]

"Ouch!"

[tibilicus]

that

[HunkinElvis]

reverberated

[Craterus]

around

[Mongoose]

three

[Pausanias828]

hours

[King Henry V]

before

[doc_bean]

the end of

[tibilicus]

the

[tibilicus]

entire

[Kagemusha]

world

[King Henry V]

came to pass

[edyzmedieval]

Kataphraktoi

[tibilicus]

that

[tibilicus]

could.

[doc_bean]

not

[edyzmedieval]

kill

[doc_bean]

seven

[doc_bean]

alter boys

[InsaneApache]

partying

[King Henry V]

with the vicar.

[Viking]

before

[Auctoritas]

chortling

[Kagemusha]

destroyed

[King Henry V]

The church

[HunkinElvis]

. Trancendental

[King Henry V]

which no one could understand.

[tibilicus]

for

[edyzmedieval]

Ladies

[Laridus Konivaich]

distracted

[Laridus Konivaich]

them

[Laridus Konivaich]

and

[Laridus Konivaich]

enticed

[Marcellus]

them

[tibilicus]

to.....

[Marcellus]

...massacre

[edyzmedieval]

Bed (I'm sleepy, it's 11:30 p.m.)

[Laridus Konivaich]

but

[Laridus Konivaich]

rubber

[King Henry V]

chicken

[Marcellus]

wanted

[edyzmedieval]

girls

[edyzmedieval]

pizza

[King Henry V]

with extra

[Marcellus]

cheese

[King Henry V]

and onions.

[edyzmedieval]

and girls(forget the onions, all the girls will go away from you!!!)

[Viking]

so he

[Cha]

called Pizza Hut to go.

[Marcellus]

But

[edyzmedieval]

The girls refused to come....~:mecry:

[HunkinElvis]

because the wine wasn't Corbel.

[edyzmedieval]

and also

[Revelation]

at about

[King of Atlantis]

happy hour

[The Wizard]

which was promptly spoiled by Barney the Dinosaur

[Marcellus]

who was wearing

[The Wizard]

well, his purple dinosaur suit obviously

[Laridus Konivaich]

, skipped

[HunkinElvis]

with a bunch of pansies,

[King of Atlantis]

to mexico

[HunkinElvis]

. At Mexico,

[King of Atlantis]

he ate

[Laridus Konivaich]

cherries

[Laridus Konivaich]

, suhsi,

[Laridus Konivaich]

and:

[Revelation]

small children

[King Henry V]

with

[Marcellus]

barbecue sauce

[HunkinElvis]

covered with quesadillas.

[Arrowhead]

I'ts my

[Arrowhead]

Birthday today

[Arrowhead]

yay!

[Laridus Konivaich]

, so I

[Laridus Konivaich]

decided

[Laridus Konivaich]

to get

[Laridus Konivaich]

laid.

[edyzmedieval]

and also

[edyzmedieval]

I decided to

[edyzmedieval]

get

[edyzmedieval]

pizza

[King of Atlantis]

and

[King of Atlantis]

beer.

[King of Atlantis]

Then

[Demon of Light]

there was

[Laridus Konivaich]

a big

[Laridus Konivaich]

creature,

[Demon of Light]

and its name was

[Revelation]

cthulhu

[Revelation]

lord of

[Laridus Konivaich]

FillInTheBlankistan

[HunkinElvis]

a land where

[mfberg]

lawyers

[Marcellus]

drink blood

[edyzmedieval]

and do

[edyzmedieval]

not

[edyzmedieval]

defend

[edyzmedieval]

their clients

[Marcellus]

unless they

[Abokasee]

Fired the uranus death ray... :dizzy2: ~D

[PittBull260]

soo

[edyzmedieval]

they died

[Laridus Konivaich]

pathetically,

[Laridus Konivaich]

in a

[edyzmedieval]

torture chamber

[King of Atlantis]

run

[King of Atlantis]

by the

[King of Atlantis]

Jamster Froggy thing

[tibilicus]

that

[Laridus Konivaich]

came

[edyzmedieval]

by.

[Laridus Konivaich]

scooter

[tibilicus]

this

[Laridus Konivaich]

spring

[tibilicus]

was

[King Henry V]

springy

[tibilicus]

even

[edyzmedieval]

by,

[King Henry V]

a giant spring onion.

[King of Atlantis]

So,

[edyzmedieval]

he stinks

[King Henry V]

of spring onion

[Al Khalifah]

and

[King Henry V]

garlic

[tibilicus]

bread (how obvious) ~;)

[Marcellus]

The next day

[Laridus Konivaich]

Winston

[Laridus Konivaich]

went

[doc_bean]

to

.

[edyzmedieval]

the

[Oaty]

Cathouse

[Marcellus]

in order to

[tibilicus]

kill

[tibilicus]

the

[Moros]

giant teletubie

[King Henry V]

which were

[King of Atlantis]

giant.

[Marcellus]

and very, very

[edyzmedieval]

small

[King Henry V]

because

[Samurai Waki]

Jacques Chirac

[Marcellus]

, who is idiot,

(Sorry Beirut, couldn't resist. It's only a bit of Politics.)

[tibilicus]

got

[King Henry V]

a big baguette.

[Oaty]

However pres bush

[tibilicus]

decided

[Kagemusha]

not to

[edyzmedieval]

help London

[Marcellus]

,because

[edyzmedieval]

the communists

[Samurai Waki]

were gay

[edyzmedieval]

and

[discovery1]

dying a tortured death

[Marcellus]

in a giant Pretzel

[Moros]

With lots

[discovery1]

of razor blades

[Kagemusha]

and hot sauce

[edyzmedieval]

and on top

[discovery1]

of knives

[tibilicus]

wich

[discovery1]

slaughtered

[edyzmedieval]

them

[ScionTheWorm]

in the

[King Henry V]

pink tent

[Abokasee]

near insurgents ~D (the iraqi kind)

[King Henry V]

who were firing at

[edyzmedieval]

the brave Romanian soldiers

[King Henry V]

but who were

[Kagemusha]

annihilated

[edyzmedieval]

but reinforcements came

[Al Khalifah]

in the form of

[edyzmedieval]

a cyclop ~D

[Moros]

and three little

[Abokasee]

Suicide Sheep Who Had Lasers

[edyzmedieval]

in a

[Abokasee]

limo with toxin lasers imbuded with bling stuff!!

[Pausanias828]

Later on

[Revelation]

after the

[King Henry V]

Sunset

[Al Khalifah]

and

[King Henry V]

sunrise

[Marcellus]

, in the kingdom of

[Oaty]

Oatyopolis

[Viking]

,south of Bartix

[Taurus]

there was

[edyzmedieval]

a beautiful girl

[Pausanias828]

who had nice

[Kagemusha]

lungs

[discovery1]

had the flesh scraped off her.

[King of Atlantis]

,So

[King of Atlantis]

she

[discovery1]

died in terrible pain

[Laridus Konivaich]

by incineration

[Laridus Konivaich]

in a barbeque

[King of Atlantis]

pit.

[edyzmedieval]

Then

[King of Atlantis]

her remains

[King of Atlantis]

Were eaten in a delicious barbeque Sandwhich.

[King Henry V]

which was made

[Al Khalifah]

using

[King Henry V]

the best

[discovery1]

bone flower

[edyzmedieval]

and by

[Laridus Konivaich]

adding

[discovery1]

blood

[Laridus Konivaich]

she got

[Viking]

the best cannibal sandwich made in history!

[Oaty]

Too bad,

[tibilicus]

that

[Laridus Konivaich]

it was

[Craterus]

not made of real meat

(haven't posted in this thread for over a month)

[tibilicus]

but

[tibilicus]

of..........