Manliest Name Poll: Finals

Ok, top 3 it is.

Nothing is manlier than a Wolfman Beerworth.

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Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin

Nothing is manlier than a Wolfman Beerworth.

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Damn you!! Give me my coffee back :laugh4:

And I may need a new laptop after spilling the coffee all over..

Here are the manliest names, in order of least manly to the most manly:

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4. Wolfman Beerworth
Wolves are tough, for sure... but you can usually hack your way through them with a butter knife while strangling three of them in one hand.

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3. John Wayne
He's a man's man, but he usually goes down after you shoot him in the face a couple hundred times.

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2. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
He's 8 feet tall and 700 pounds of ripped, hairy, gorilla-man. He once got into a fight with Bigfoot, and broke off Bigfoot's foot and ate it, and then ripped off his own foot, beat the snot out of Bigfoot with it, and then surgically reattached his own foot to his leg using nothing more than a paper clip and a shoelace. He is the reason that entire nations starve, because he personally steals all their crops and eats them on purpose, and then spends the next 7 weeks on the :toilet: pushing raw, unadulterated, all-American FREEDOM out like soft-serve ice cream.

It doesn't get much manlier than this; but there's one man who trumps them all.

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1. Beefy187

He has the horns of a bull welded to his own skull, which he tore off the bull himself and spot-welded the bones together without using painkillers. He wears a beard made entirely out of killer bees, and when he speaks, it causes all life within a 300-mile radius to suddenly die of fright. He carved a life-size replica of the Grand Canyon into his own leg. He swings elephants around by their trunks, and carries glaciers over to active volcanoes and drops them inside to save the poor island villagers below from the dangerous magma. He wears a size 49 boot, and the last time he gave a good sneeze, he wiped out all the dinosaurs, or at least most of them, and ran over the rest of them with his truck. He eats nails just to get his daily recommended iron, and he is secretly the father of everyone in the state of California, and that was after only one weekend in Los Angeles. His eyelash caused the Mariana Trench to form in the Pacific Ocean. When he gets hungry, he summons Godzilla and bites his head off, and tosses his lifeless body back into the ocean. He personally repelled the Borg Collective using only a gallon of whiskey and a two-by-four with a nail in it. He went back in time and convinced Hitler to kill himself using a thumbtack and a lot of persistence, and caught it all on tape and sent it in to Funniest Home Videos. He dug up Napoleon's body just to punch him in the jaw and sent the shattered pieces into orbit. He stared at the Tethys Ocean until it spontaneously disappeared in terror. He created the Himalayan mountain range with a plastic picnic spoon and a lot of patience. When he wants a sauna, he drills to the center of the Earth and floats around for a few million years. He can cause the stars to literally fall out of the sky, in defiance of the laws of physics. He also once saw a potato chip which looked like Herbert Hoover, and ate it anyway. He likes kittens, haiku poetry, and slow dancing in the rain. He is likened to Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, and Thor, but these weaklings are pathetic by comparison. His image graces the currency of 47 countries, and sometimes he eats galaxies just to see what they taste like.

:laugh4: :clown: :medievalcheers: :applause: :smash: :yes: :charge: :7king: :7teacher: :skull:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Here are the manliest names, in order of least manly to the most manly:

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6.
Meh.

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5. Wolfman Beerworth
Wolves are tough, for sure... but you can usually hack your way through them with a butter knife while strangling three of them in one hand.

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4. John Wayne
He's a man's man, but he usually goes down after you shoot him in the face a couple hundred times.

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3.

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2. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
He's 8 feet tall and 700 pounds of ripped, hairy, gorilla-man. He once got into a fight with Bigfoot, and broke off Bigfoot's foot and ate it, and then ripped off his own foot, beat the snot out of Bigfoot with it, and then surgically reattached his own foot to his leg using nothing more than a paper clip and a shoelace. He is the reason that entire nations starve, because he personally steals all their crops and eats them on purpose, and then spends the next 7 weeks on the :toilet: pushing raw, unadulterated, all-American FREEDOM out like soft-serve ice cream.

It doesn't get much manlier than this; but there's one man who trumps them all.

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1. Beefy187

He has the horns of a bull welded to his own skull, which he tore off the bull himself and spot-welded the bones together without using painkillers. He wears a beard made entirely out of killer bees, and when he speaks, it causes all life within a 300-mile radius to suddenly die of fright. He carved a life-size replica of the Grand Canyon into his own leg. He swings elephants around by their trunks, and carries glaciers over to active volcanoes and drops them inside to save the poor island villagers below from the dangerous magma. He wears a size 49 boot, and the last time he gave a good sneeze, he wiped out all the dinosaurs, or at least most of them, and ran over the rest of them with his truck. He eats nails just to get his daily recommended iron, and he is secretly the father of everyone in the state of California, and that was after only one weekend in Los Angeles. His eyelash caused the Mariana Trench to form in the Pacific Ocean. When he gets hungry, he summons Godzilla and bites his head off, and tosses his lifeless body back into the ocean. He personally repelled the Borg Collective using only a gallon of whiskey and a two-by-four with a nail in it. He went back in time and convinced Hitler to kill himself using a thumbtack and a lot of persistence, and caught it all on tape and sent it in to Funniest Home Videos. He dug up Napoleon's body just to punch him in the jaw and sent the shattered pieces into orbit. He stared at the Tethys Ocean until it spontaneously disappeared in terror. He created the Himalayan mountain range with a plastic picnic spoon and a lot of patience. When he wants a sauna, he drills to the center of the Earth and floats around for a few million years. He can cause the stars to literally fall out of the sky, in defiance of the laws of physics. He also once saw a potato chip which looked like Herbert Hoover, and ate it anyway. He likes kittens, haiku poetry, and slow dancing in the rain. He is likened to Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, and Thor, but these weaklings are pathetic by comparison. His image graces the currency of 47 countries, and sometimes he eats galaxies just to see what they taste like.

:laugh4: :clown: :medievalcheers: :applause: :smash: :yes: :charge: :7king: :7teacher: :skull:

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Definitely quality observations.

Man of STEEL!

Tough manly name...

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Here are the manliest names, in order of least manly to the most manly:

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6. J
Meh.

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5. Wolfman Beerworth
Wolves are tough, for sure... but you can usually hack your way through them with a butter knife while strangling three of them in one hand.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

4. John Wayne
He's a man's man, but he usually goes down after you shoot him in the face a couple hundred times.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

3.

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2. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
He's 8 feet tall and 700 pounds of ripped, hairy, gorilla-man. He once got into a fight with Bigfoot, and broke off Bigfoot's foot and ate it, and then ripped off his own foot, beat the snot out of Bigfoot with it, and then surgically reattached his own foot to his leg using nothing more than a paper clip and a shoelace. He is the reason that entire nations starve, because he personally steals all their crops and eats them on purpose, and then spends the next 7 weeks on the :toilet: pushing raw, unadulterated, all-American FREEDOM out like soft-serve ice cream.

It doesn't get much manlier than this; but there's one man who trumps them all.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

1. Beefy187

He has the horns of a bull welded to his own skull, which he tore off the bull himself and spot-welded the bones together without using painkillers. He wears a beard made entirely out of killer bees, and when he speaks, it causes all life within a 300-mile radius to suddenly die of fright. He carved a life-size replica of the Grand Canyon into his own leg. He swings elephants around by their trunks, and carries glaciers over to active volcanoes and drops them inside to save the poor island villagers below from the dangerous magma. He wears a size 49 boot, and the last time he gave a good sneeze, he wiped out all the dinosaurs, or at least most of them, and ran over the rest of them with his truck. He eats nails just to get his daily recommended iron, and he is secretly the father of everyone in the state of California, and that was after only one weekend in Los Angeles. His eyelash caused the Mariana Trench to form in the Pacific Ocean. When he gets hungry, he summons Godzilla and bites his head off, and tosses his lifeless body back into the ocean. He personally repelled the Borg Collective using only a gallon of whiskey and a two-by-four with a nail in it. He went back in time and convinced Hitler to kill himself using a thumbtack and a lot of persistence, and caught it all on tape and sent it in to Funniest Home Videos. He dug up Napoleon's body just to punch him in the jaw and sent the shattered pieces into orbit. He stared at the Tethys Ocean until it spontaneously disappeared in terror. He created the Himalayan mountain range with a plastic picnic spoon and a lot of patience. When he wants a sauna, he drills to the center of the Earth and floats around for a few million years. He can cause the stars to literally fall out of the sky, in defiance of the laws of physics. He also once saw a potato chip which looked like Herbert Hoover, and ate it anyway. He likes kittens, haiku poetry, and slow dancing in the rain. He is likened to Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, and Thor, but these weaklings are pathetic by comparison. His image graces the currency of 47 countries, and sometimes he eats galaxies just to see what they taste like.

:laugh4: :clown: :medievalcheers: :applause: :smash: :yes: :charge: :7king: :7teacher: :skull:

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So I am suddenly a equivalent of Chuck Norris?
Cool! :laugh4:

Where's Beefy187?....he would win this hands down.....:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

But I went with John Wayne.....:juggle2: always liked his old cowboy flicks for some reason.....till "Unforgiven" by Clint Eastwood....:2thumbsup:

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Sorry folks, but Beefy wasn't actually a candidate. It's a shame, because he is clearly the most epic man of them all.

I like a name like "Chuck Steak" or "Mantooth Skullcrusher". Those are heroic male names.



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WHERE IS LESLEY?!?! :furious3:

I am LMAO at that post ATPG! :2thumbsup:

Voted for Uncle Joe myself, even if its not his real name

I quite liked Manfred Mann you know. I mean how can a name be any manlier :tongue2:

Boys...

We got ourselves a triple showdown!

+1 to Max Fightmaster. Ridiculous. :laugh4: Should have added Engelbert Humperdinck. :2thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin

Nothing is manlier than a Wolfman Beerworth.

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Whatever he said :yes:

Ulrich Schmetterlingen.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

Ulrich Schmetterlingen.

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You realize a Schetterling (probably spelled wrong) is a butterfly right?

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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

WHERE IS LESLEY?!?! :furious3:

I am LMAO at that post ATPG! :2thumbsup:

Voted for Uncle Joe myself, even if its not his real name

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What about Uncle Jolt?

Yes, I realise that Schmetterling is the Deutsch for Butterfly.

You realise the irony, right? In some dialects the verb, "schmetten" means to pound something..

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Originally Posted by Glenn

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I'm the only big American you should be worrying about ~;)

Remember gentleman the Frontroom is lighthearted. The only time things get heated is when southerners talk about there food...or there drink....or there women.

We're a passionate people.

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Or maybe thats just me Joe and yoyoma :laugh4:

This is bleeping preposterous. Why did Hillary go anyway?? I call a strike. No one vote in this thread anymore if you think that such mass editing and censorship is unreasonable.

Hello,

Sorry, had to edit politcal content out. The Backroom is for that.

So, why did my other post get deleted while some other posts weren't?

Oh and also, my post in the watchtower:

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[Take it to the Backroom, Lemur.]

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[Take it to the Backroom, Lemur]

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NOTE: I am not too sure how Frontroom appropriate this is, so mods, when/if you edit this, at least try to keep some of the message instead of wholly deleting it. Please, if that is possible.

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Originally Posted by TosaInu

Hello,

Sorry, had to edit politcal content out. The Backroom is for that.

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Just as a further note, I did not see this post when I posted my previous post.

Just go to the backroom

I'd like to apologize to TosaInu, I didn't realize the content I posted was out of bounds.

To be fair, both names were mentioned already, and I was just posting in jest from a politically neutral perspective. However, I see that it definitely could have been offensive, so it is my mistake.

:bow:

Will post political jokes only in backroom.

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Just go to the backroom

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I did. I just made a thread there.

*sigh*



Oh well...


Sometimes a name is just a name.

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Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus

I did. I just made a thread there.

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Sigh... The drama is what I miss the most, I think. :drama1:

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Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger

Sigh... The drama is what I miss the most, I think. :drama1:

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Ya, now we just talk about you behind your back.