Slash AVSM with my cutlass.
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Slash AVSM with my cutlass.
:laugh4:
"This is priceless" laughs an innocent and slightly mad passer by, reaching out to gently slap splitpersonality on the thigh before going back to hiding under one of the tables
:laugh4: I feel for you AVSM.Quote:
I lose all interest in AVSM, and tackle Slashandburn, assaulting him with my breasts.
How dare you!
You want a slapping, Myrddraal? >:D
any updates on if anyone got killed after the second injury?
I have had one hit...when will i be back to full strength?
I think slash is still alive, just badly wounded. Otherwise Sasaki would have explicitly stated he was dead.
got you... i misunderstood that 2 hits part. i thought they wont die instantly after the 2nd hit. so it looks like there is a % chance of dying after the 2nd hit.
slash slashandburn with my cutlass (if he is still alive that is)
:yes: :yes: :yes:Quote:
You want a slapping, Myrddraal? >:D
White_eyes recovers from his arm wound and stabs Double A with his sword, going right past the attempted block and piercing his shoulder to the bone.
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GeneralHankerchief slashes AVSM with his cutlass, going high and over the attempted block, missing his jugular by inches.
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Atheotes, seeing that slashandburn is still distracted, walks up behind him and takes his head off in a single blow.
slashandburn was a British Officer
oops...:sweatdrop:
have i recovered now? i was hit by AVSM about 12 hrs ago....
Yes, but you hit slash 4 hours ago, so 2 to go.
And AVSM, you hit didn't count since you were recently wounded by GH.
Slash Double A with my cutlass.
GH feints like he's going to stab Double A, then swings full force at his arm, slicing it clean open.
Stab Double A.....then do a little pose:clown:
White_eyes runs Double A clean through with his sword, killing him.
Double A was a British Officer
Slash White_eyes with my cutlass.
athoetes chops off White_eyes' arm with his cutlass. "It's just a flesh wound!" says White_eyes, but nevertheless he is seriously injured.
I attack White Eyes. Swords = Brits!
AVSM decapitates White_eyes in a single blow.
White_eyes was the "Rather Dashing" British Officer
:laugh4::laugh4: At least I killed most of my ship-mates:bounce:.....last one is Split.....GET HER..:laugh4:
It seems to be that cutlasses are in the hands of the dear old brits.
GH appears to have a cutlass.
I walk up to General Hanky-panky-chief and hang off of him like the pirate wench I am.
GeneralHankerchief is looking around for someone else to attack when he notices splitpersonality hanging on his arm and belays such thoughts.
Who's side is split on, anyway? :laugh4:
I'm just trying to figure out who is who :P
Split was on the Brits side.....unless everyone kills everyone?(Which I doubt:laugh4:)
If I'm on the brit's side why does my role PM read "Pirate wench"
:l
Because I don't know who is who!
If I knew these things I'd block the proper people, I just blocked two :daisy:ing brits and the pirates finished them off, you think I'm doing this accidentally?
Argh... I thought cutlass was a british weapon.
I pat GH on the shoulder and run in the corner to sulk.
I feel useless ;-;
I am going to slash taka with my Cutlass.
He is too quiet for my liking.
GeneralHankerchief finds himself gazing adoringly into nothingness, and comes to his senses. He brandishes his cutlass menacingly, hoping that no one noticed the brief sappy interlude.
Beskar peers through the fog and slashes at the sound of taka's voice, but misses him completely and tries to dig his cutlass out of the table.
I was the British tratior....why did you guys kill me??:furious3:
Just had Split and a turncoat Pirate to go...and BOOM we win:2thumbsup:
That'd be a good line, if I were a brit.
If you had killed me and were really a pirate, then congrats on killing your own team.
Beskar useless! Beskar useless!
I am that wench.Quote:
Originally Posted by Original Story Post
I'm siding with pirates because these brits don't need to protect me from anything.
I slash at Beskar with my cutless and order the parrot to go annoy Split.
(Worth a shot).
GeneralHankerchief, figuring that attacking someone was a good way to ensure that no one remembered his embarrassing episode, hacked at Beskar with his cutlass. Beskar's block was ineffective.
slash at Beskar with my cutlass
atheotes slashes Beskar with his cutlass, furthur injuring him.
Wow, Beskar seems powerful. Usually we would have taken off a limb by now.
Beskar really should have attacked himself for being too quiet.
I stab him with the blunt end of be cutlass by gripping the blade.
slash at Taka with my cutlass :sweatdrop:
You fools, why are you attacking a fellow Pirate? Don't kill your own side, kill the British. The only person around is Taka.
GH, Atheotes and AVSM get a dunce award for attacking their own side.
Pick up Cutlass and Slash Taka.
Guys, taka's the parrot. All he's been doing the entire game is mimicking us and Sasaki.
Beskar gets a dunce award for trying to kill a poor, defenseless, awesome animal :tongue:
Oops...:dunce:
so Lord Winter is the only threat remaining?
Hm, sounds good to me.
I slash Lord Winter with my cutlass.
Atheotes slashes at taka. Swing and a miss! He almost chops one of his own toes off.
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Beskar slashes at taka. Swing and a miss! He almost chops one of atheotes' toes off
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GeneralHankerchief overpowers Lord Winters block and cuts his leg open above the knee.
Slash at Lord Winter.
Slash at Lord Winter with my cutlass
Deliver a finishing blow on Lord Winter with my cutlass, even if he's already dead.
Beskar hacks away Lord Winter's sword arm, and atheotes stabs him right through the gut, killing him. GeneralHankerchief delivers the coup de grace by chopping off his head.
He was a British Officer
Pirate Victory!!
Tratorix:
Beskar, atheotes, AVSM:Quote:
https://img193.imageshack.us/img193/...hornblower.jpg
You are the British Captain
An excellent swordsman, you have a 2/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 9/10 chance of your counterattack being successful.
You also a have a pistol with a single shot. It is good for an instant kill. You won't have time to reload it.
GeneralHankerchief:Quote:
https://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1255/tistockade.jpg
You are a Pirate
After months of marauding at sea you stop by at an inn for some beer and women and these annoying British pigs have to start a fight. You are adept with many weapons but all you brought with you was your cutlass.
You have a 1/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 3/4 chance of your counterattack being successful.
Lord winter, Double A, slashandburn:Quote:
https://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6838/tibilly.jpg
You are the Pirate Captain
After months of marauding at sea you stop by at an inn for some beer and women and these annoying British pigs have to start a fight. You are adept with many weapons but all you brought with you was your cutlass.
A slightly above average swordsman, you use dirty tricks without shame and force the battle into one of strength rather than finesse. You have 2/5 chance of blocking an attack against you and 4/5 chance of your counterattack being successful.
You are tougher than most men, so it takes 4 hits to kill you.
White_eyes:Quote:
https://img36.imageshack.us/img36/87...hornblower.jpg
You are a British Officer
After entering a quaint little inn, you were shocked and appalled to see some pirate rapscallions befouling the place with their scruffy appearances and crude language. You are only too glad to have the chance to spill their blood with your sword.
You have a 1/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 3/4 chance of your counterattack being successful.
splitpersonality:Quote:
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You are the "Rather Dashing" British Officer
After entering a quaint little inn, you were shocked and appalled to see some pirate rapscallions befouling the place with their scruffy appearances and crude language. You are only too glad to have the chance to spill their blood with your sword.
You have a 1/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 3/4 chance of your counterattack being successful.
You may also use your looks, charm, and innate British sex appeal to woo people, which could gain you a powerful ally. It can also gain you disgusted enemies, though fortunately they are usually to shocked to stab you.
taka:Quote:
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You are the Hot Pirate Wench
Why you hang out with the pirates when you could have a much more successful career as, say, an actress, is unknown. You were pretty annoyed when the snooty British Officer insulted the pirate who's lap you were sitting on.
At any time, you may use your looks to distract someone. They will not be able to take any action (even blocking) until you decide to quit distracting them or you get injured.
If you are wounded, you may put on your hurt face and say something like "Can't someone please help me?". The pirates have learned to ignore requests like this by now, but the British stick to their noble upbringing. While they are tending to your wounds they will be unable to do anything else. This takes 2 hours and heals half the damage.
If you are distracting someone when you are wounded, and that person is British, they will automatically start tending to your wounds, and remain distracted after that is finished.
You can only take two wounds before you die. If attacked you have a 1/2 chance of your attacker not being able to aim properly and missing. You carry no weapon.
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https://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9582/parrot0016.jpg
You are the Ship's Parrot
You started this whole mess. Your mother always told you that repeating things would get you into trouble.
You may say anything you like, as long as it contains only words or emoticons from the last 8 posts (with same spelling etc). Your bird brain memory doesn't go back farther than that.
Any attacks against you will miss, because they will be looking for a person instead of a parrot.
The Pirates got quite lucky this game. Tratorix was the British superstar, a great swordsman and owner of a one-shot-kill pistol. But he attacked his antithesis, GH, whose dirty fighting style demoted Tratorix to the same ratings as a regular fighter :laugh4:
Awesome parrot role.
Told you guys I was the wench, sorry for the confusion then :P
Too bad white_eyes, we could've made a rather nice couple :kiss:
I of course end up attacking the one person who has a good chance of blocking my attack. Just my luck. :laugh4:
Kudos to AVSM for figuring out that the pirates had cutlasses and the brits swords, and kudos to GH for identifying taka as the parrot. And to taka for making me laugh.
GG everybody, and thanks for a really fun game Sasaki. :laugh4:
atheotes and I had a little alliance going by PM as soon as we saw we both had cutlasses. You'll notice we attacked the same people for the entire game. Shame about Tratorix though. If that wasn't a successful block at the very beginning that would have changed everything.
Good game everyone and thanks for a hosting a fungame Sasaki :2thumbsup:
as soon as i saw GH use a cutlass i thought of the connection and attacked tratorix...i got a PM from GH immediately after that and we decided to work together. I was disappointed when AVSM attacked me using a cutlass...even though i was not 100% about our theory i sent a PM telling AVSM i was disappointed he attacked a mate.
GH, stood by my side, and attacked AVSM. and i was telling GH we should leave AVSM alone and that he might now have figured the cutlass connection.:yes:
We did not want to openly discuss in the thread abt it because we were seeing the swords fighting each other and didnt want to spoil that. :laugh4:
Bad about Tratorix though...it would have been different if white_eyes had not finished him :yes:
Most of our team was not playing or attacked us......we were defeated before we started playing:help:
You were quite dead....:laugh4: Double A would have attacked you anyway..:shrug: (Plus, GH would have killed you...his 6 hours were next after mine):juggle2:
Good game everyone! Good game Sasaki! thanks hosting! thanks hosting!
Was I the only one who made it out of there without any injuries (aside from taka of course)?
i think so... not sure about split though
Just you and taka :beam:
I stabbed split.
Yes, I was stabbed in the bosom once. I only had 2 health points though D: