Tips on how to attract a girl

First you should be really, really nice and get them to really like you...

...then make them do all your homework

It's a win, win situation...

wait...We get girlfriends just so they can do our Homework?...! The lies!

Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:

Step One: Greet Her with a firm squeeze to the buttox
Step Two: Say Something that makes you sound wordly such as "Hola Senioritos"
Step Three: Offer Her Something as a reward for paying attention to you such as Champagne (pronounce it as Champ-Ag-n) So that it sounds like you know your French.
Step Four: All women like to be praised say something along the lines of "My Favorite Part of the Woman is the boobies" or perhaps "Your Tight Body will look voluptuous in my Silk Bed Sheets"
Step Five: Wave a couple of hundred dollars in her face
Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...

After Completing these Six Easy Steps she should be yours!

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Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:

Step One: Greet Her with a firm squeeze to the buttox
Step Two: Say Something that makes you sound wordly such as "Hola Senioritos"
Step Three: Offer Her Something as a reward for paying attention to you such as Champagne (pronounce it as Champ-Ag-n) So that it sounds like you know your French.
Step Four: All women like to be praised say something along the lines of "My Favorite Part of the Woman is the boobies" or perhaps "Your Tight Body will look voluptuous in my Silk Bed Sheets"
Step Five: Wave a couple of hundred dollars in her face
Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...

After Completing these Six Easy Steps she should be yours!

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How's your success rate with this?

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Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:

Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...

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Would a red painted Volkswagen do the trick?

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Originally Posted by Upxl

Would a red painted Volkswagen do the trick?

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:laugh4:

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How's your success rate with this?

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101% ~D
Guaranteed lifetime warranty. ~D

I have no tips on how to attract girls that are different from some of the more useful stuff in here. Every relationship I have ever had has snuck up on me, and every relationship I have tried to work towards has never gone anywhere. For example, I have a zero for too-darned-many record of asking girls on dates. But the good news is, I still have that perfect record.

Azi

Ok, thread necromancy again. My time to vent.

I like a really nice girl in the school. She's been single the entire year, and although she is with the party group, she stands out because she is much more moderate(she rarely drinks, doesn't smoke) and she really is something special.

Now, the problem is, my roommate spilled the beans and now the entire school knows I like her. That blew everything I had in mind. For some unknown reason, I haven't been able to talk to her at all (unusually shy - something odd at Mr. Big Mouth).

Now, what should I have done?
This summer i'm taking off my glasses, which make me look like a stupid nerd, and I will seriously work out so I can be proud of my six pack when I swim. For sure I will go for her when I come back to school, so I'll suffer a bit for 2 months while I'm on vacation.

But what should I have done before? How detrimental is when someone spills the beans and she finds out about it? And how do I get to the point where she starts taking me seriously, because I'm afraid of overdoing it and I'll end up being the guy who's gonna console her when somebody else dumped her!

Thank you.

I rarely say this to a guy and I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but that was kinda cute.

I can empathize, as many other guys here will. When you're attracted to a girl, it's embarrassing when you have those feelings revealed, no contest there. I wish I knew why, but that's not the point. I think you should try to talk to her. She knows that you like her, so you have one thing to talk about, at least. Your first impression is your only impression, and she already has an impression of you, this really hasn't changed it. I think this is a perfect opportunity for you to go to her and give her the facts, straight. She'll appreciate the honesty, and you can get to know her better.

P.S. Don't count on getting a 6-pack that quick, but good luck.

Alright, get some really REALLY bright lights, blind her, then when she comes too stand next to her and feed her chocolate with a money centre. Then she shall be all yours!

On a more serious tone, I would talk to her sooner rather than later. I've had situations before where I've put off asking a girl out because I'm either too lazy or too shy and then it's become too late and she'd moved on. On the other issue two months should be a decent time to get some basic muscle growth. Get some whey powder and do a good routine of sit-up and crunch exercises, etc.

My issue is usually going for a girl who turns out to have a boyfriend. Woops.

Wow, loads of tips. I've not read it thoroughly, but I don't think anyone's mentioned poetry..........does no one here think that writing poems or quoting Byron time to time will help?

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quoting Byron time

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If you've got the hots for relative sure. :laugh4:

Poetry is alright, I've used it a couple times. Some girls reckon your a know-it-all or a typical nice guy and ignore you. Others find it intriguing.

I have heard the whole act unintrested line 1000s of times, maybe someone could just explain how you pull off this whole unintrested thing and make it successful. Let me clarify, Grizzy has partially gone past caring so im sure i walk around with a permanent air of distintrest, i have never asked a girl out, initiated a conversation or physical contact with a girl (bar simple requests like borrow pencil, where do i find the magazines) it even got to the point where one girl who im friends with decided i was gay.

So with my permanent air of disinterest they should be queing around the corner *stares with disdian at empty street corner*

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Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Ok, thread necromancy again. My time to vent.

I like a really nice girl in the school. She's been single the entire year, and although she is with the party group, she stands out because she is much more moderate(she rarely drinks, doesn't smoke) and she really is something special.

Now, the problem is, my roommate spilled the beans and now the entire school knows I like her. That blew everything I had in mind. For some unknown reason, I haven't been able to talk to her at all (unusually shy - something odd at Mr. Big Mouth).

Now, what should I have done?
This summer i'm taking off my glasses, which make me look like a stupid nerd, and I will seriously work out so I can be proud of my six pack when I swim. For sure I will go for her when I come back to school, so I'll suffer a bit for 2 months while I'm on vacation.

But what should I have done before? How detrimental is when someone spills the beans and she finds out about it? And how do I get to the point where she starts taking me seriously, because I'm afraid of overdoing it and I'll end up being the guy who's gonna console her when somebody else dumped her!

Thank you.

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I want an edyzmedieval for my birthday. Maybe he unintentionally did you a favor. Wouldn't be too agressive if she already knows you like her, sounds like a baby-steps case watch for signals. If you have to make a move buy a new pear of shoes and convince yourselve it makes all the difference in the world wearing them.

Women...
Can't live with'em, can't drive'em off a cliff like Persian infantry...

Man... Summertime is the perfect time to have a girlfriend.
Go for it!!!
Girls like attention and she now knows you like her. If you ever had a chance with her, now is the time to act.

If there were some magic that could transport me back to my late teens, I would not hesitate a second. I would act on more of the opertunities I had. Not that I never acted on any. The confidence and knowledge of someone in the 30ties would have been priceless in the body of a 18 year old. :yes:

Do any of you have a decent girlfriend? It would give us great confidence to know that a fellow Total War gamer could be loved by a girl.

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Man... Summertime is the perfect time to have a girlfriend.
Go for it!!!
Girls like attention and she now knows you like her. If you ever had a chance with her, now is the time to act.

If there were some magic that could transport me back to my late teens, I would not hesitate a second. I would act on more of the opertunities I had. Not that I never acted on any. The confidence and knowledge of someone in the 30ties would have been priceless in the body of a 18 year old. :yes:

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I'm only 15 and look back on my chances with girls when I was around 13 with great regret, if I had gone for it then I would have had so much more experience...

Can't wait until uni when I'll get a fresh slate :beam:

Edyz, ask her out now. The worst that could happen is that she says no. If she says no then it will be over and everyone will have 2 months to forget what a complete loser you are.:clown:

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

I'm only 15 and look back on my chances with girls when I was around 13 with great regret, if I had gone for it then I would have had so much more experience...

Can't wait until uni when I'll get a fresh slate :beam:

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When I was 15 I was playing with lego and starwars dolls you'll be fine :beam:

:laugh4:

and yeah Edyz, staying quiet is the worst thing you can do, she might even be offended if she knows you like her but you're ignoring her. Listen to W&Fs.

You can also dress as some person she likes so you can attract her (any coincidence with that Einstein movie is purely induced by the poster).

Double post for some laggish problem. My appologies.

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Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan

Do any of you have a decent girlfriend? It would give us great confidence to know that a fellow Total War gamer could be loved by a girl.

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Well, there are a lot of married people here...

Anyways, yes, I do have a girlfriend. Almost two years. ~:)

Sarathos has quite a nice one.

I used to be able to say I did. Now im not sure if i should take her back or not...there are others. :laugh4: Im screwing myself over.

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Originally Posted by Rythmic

My issue is usually going for a girl who turns out to have a boyfriend. Woops.

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I feel your pain brother... (not just once either... Gah!)

If your interested in my saga:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Well...

In particular, I have a really good friend who happens to be a girl, more because she has a boyfriend and I found out before it was too late (no thanks to her, her mother told me). However she spends a fair amount of the time, not really complaining about her boyfriend, but criticising him. Now I pride myself on being as fair as possible, but eventually it comes down to the fact that I genuinely think she deserves better. Seen as I have less than zero confidence, (and this guy is twice the size of me, I'd kill him at any competitive sport, but he's big), I haven't said anything, yet.

Now just to complicate things she's going to Europe for at least a few months, maybe longer if things work out for her. Excellent, and good for her. Her boyfriend is going with her for a few weeks and then coming back here to 'await developments'.

So pretty much I don't know whether to tell her what I think.

And apologies for being off-topic. :bow:

If not to the point at hand. Talk to her ASAP. It's all well and good saying that your taking your glasses off and working out and you're going to look like Adonis in a few months... not going to happen. If she doesn't like you for who you are then it's not going to last.

Things are going well over in my neck of the woods...just check a few pages back in the family photos thread...:medievalcheers:

But yea edzy, just ask her out and if ya get shot down. Work out alllll summer and get some muscles then tell, "look at what your missing out on," should work...at least only in theory but go for it before summer hits.

I did my head in to day, mind boggling circumstances. I went out with a friend today. He bumped into a guy he knows. Pudgy, actually obviously overweight, stupid and arrogant. And guess what, he has this absolute stunner with him. How! :dizzy2:

(Turns out he's got rich parents. :laugh4:)

He?! :inquisitive:
Hey, its about tips on how to attract a GIRL. :tongue:

Rythmic is saying that the arrogant fat kid had a beautiful girlfriend. How this came to be is quite puzzling.

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Rythmic is saying that the arrogant fat kid had a beautiful girlfriend. How this came to be is quite puzzling.

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:yes:

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And guess what, he has this absolute stunner with him.

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I'm just not good talking to people. Plus it takes me a while to become comfortible enough to talk with people. Plus, I get really nervous.

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I'm just not good talking to people. Plus it takes me a while to become comfortible enough to talk with people.

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Ditto.

What you need to do is slick back your hair, wear a real nice suit, have a gin and tonic in one hand and smoke a pipe. Then when she enters the room, act nonchalant like she doesn't exist until she comes within conversation distance. You look her up and down, and let her know you're checking her out, looking for any possible flaws. Stand up, and move to her really elegantly, and whisper into her ear "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

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Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane

If there were some magic that could transport me back to my late teens, I would not hesitate a second. I would act on more of the opertunities I had. Not that I never acted on any. The confidence and knowledge of someone in the 30ties would have been priceless in the body of a 18 year old. :yes:

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So true :yes:

Go for it edyz, really. Don't believe the "act cool and disinterested" crap. Smile at her, be friendly, if you have the opportunity, behave like a gentleman (open the door for her, help her carrying something). Try to make some jokes about the gossiping going on about the two of you. Let her know by your behaviour and witty remarks that going out with you will at least be fun. And once you get her smiling or laughing, ask her out.

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Originally Posted by Wakizashi

What you need to do is slick back your hair, wear a real nice suit, have a gin and tonic in one hand and smoke a pipe. Then when she enters the room, act nonchalant like she doesn't exist until she comes within conversation distance. You look her up and down, and let her know you're checking her out, looking for any possible flaws. Stand up, and move to her really elegantly, and whisper into her ear "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

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Ehm, the events are taking place in a school, not in a striptease bar :laugh4:

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Ehm, the events are taking place in a school, not in a striptease bar :laugh4:

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The only difference I remember in the American Highschool System and a Strip Club was that at Highschool you didn't have to pay. :smartass2:

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Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Stand up, and move to her really elegantly, and whisper into her ear "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

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I thought that line went more like: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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Originally Posted by Rythmic

I thought that line went more like: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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Well you have to personalize your pick up lines, or else everyone is going to know its a pick up line.

EDIT: Of Course You could substitute it with "Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

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Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Well you have to personalize your pick up lines, or else everyone is going to know its a pick up line.

EDIT: Of Course You could substitute it with "Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

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:laugh4: ... And nobody realizes that yours is a pickup line.. and a rather bad one.
The girls I know would throw their drink in your face.

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Originally Posted by Wakizashi

"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

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I'm gonna try that one. Brace my self for a sore cheek.

'You smell we really need to take a shower'

I lost my telephone number, can I have yours?

Can't imagine a single girl that could withstand the charm of this.

Steal their stuff.

That's how I got this chick's e-mail address.

For me if I liked a girl and me and her were in the same class or whatever, I'd just ask her for her number just in cased I missed anything and I needed to contact somebody. Worked all the time...and I'd "happen" to forget what was for homework or on the test just to start talking to her...that's how I got to talking to mine before we started dating.

How do you deal with a rejection?
I'm going on her this September, when everyone is coming back to school, and everyone's like telling me "It's really hard man, im serious!". But they gave me some food for thought. How do you deal with it when she says No, and you only like her and only her?

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How do you deal with a rejection?

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You reply with, "Ok, no worries." and have a big smile on your face. Then you go looking for the next girl.

But how do you deal with the "I'm still not over her"?

hi i got a question. im 15 and i do a lot of swimming. and often i turn around and see a girl looking or the other way around at me and then its real awkward and i end up looking away and pretend im looking at somethin else. what should i do in this situation. and another problem i have is when im walking in to the swimming pool area thingo there is often a group of girls sitttin down. and when i walk past them i pretend sorta i dont see them and look away. once again what should i do in this situation.

Situation 1: Wink.
Situation 2: Say something witty.

Confidence is key.

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hi i got a question. im 15 and i do a lot of swimming. and often i turn around and see a girl looking or the other way around at me and then its real awkward and i end up looking away and pretend im looking at somethin else. what should i do in this situation. and another problem i have is when im walking in to the swimming pool area thingo there is often a group of girls sitttin down. and when i walk past them i pretend sorta i dont see them and look away. once again what should i do in this situation.

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Turn your head towards them as you stroll past, don your best rogueish smile and say in your suavest voice "Hellooo, ladies". Watch some film clips of Terry Thomas, he's a good guide to follow.

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But how do you deal with the "I'm still not over her"?

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Well. If you've known her for some time then you just have to get out and do stuff, anything to lift your spirit, get your mind off of her, and most importantly find those other fish that dwell in the sea. If it's someone you didn't know that well you shouldn't get too depressed.

I get annoyed when I notice a pretty girl at the most inconvenient time. The worst being aeroplanes or public transport, since there's no chance nor point in following that up. :no:

pretend to listen... or brag about your RTW skills

best though is to join Craterus' and The Stranger's Advanced Dating Class for Noobies... Only mentioning knowing us, will atleast result in a blowjob...

Maybe a blown job rather than a blowjob... :tongue:

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Well. If you've known her for some time then you just have to get out and do stuff, anything to lift your spirit, get your mind off of her, and most importantly find those other fish that dwell in the sea. If it's someone you didn't know that well you shouldn't get too depressed.

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She's a classmate of mine, and she looks good, she's very fit and most importantly she's just so nice, everyone loves her. She's the only girl in our class who got into the Student Committee, and anything you might say about it, it proves that even the ****** in the class love her, and that definitely is something.

I'm really into her, and i'm going to be pretty dissapointed if she's going to say no. ~:(

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She's a classmate of mine, and she looks good, she's very fit and most importantly she's just so nice, everyone loves her. She's the only girl in our class who got into the Student Committee, and anything you might say about it, it proves that even the ****** in the class love her, and that definitely is something.

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The girls that eveyone loves mostly know that, what makes them somewhat difficult. Better pretend that you are not interested in her any more. :stupido2:





No, no, don't listen to my advice. I'm single.

Plastic surgury.














Or be a doctor.









And grow and afro, chicks dig afros. :clown:

Clean your teeth and have a damn good wash. Sorted.

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Maybe a blown job rather than a blowjob... :tongue:



She's a classmate of mine, and she looks good, she's very fit and most importantly she's just so nice, everyone loves her. She's the only girl in our class who got into the Student Committee, and anything you might say about it, it proves that even the ****** in the class love her, and that definitely is something.

I'm really into her, and i'm going to be pretty dissapointed if she's going to say no. ~:(

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no dude, seriously... come to holland a I'll hook u up with the finest romanian chicks around here ;) we can get you whatever you want, just as long you don't mind to share ofcourse...

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I love this thread~:cheers: Of course being the absolute stud that I am. All I have to do his give them one good hard look in the eyes and they are mine~:cheers:

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It was true when I was 15 and its true now!

This thread is full of win.

Lemur and Hosa please dont lock this. I necromanced for a good reason as there are up and coming youngersters who need advice and this is the perfect pulpit.

You dont often find perfect pulpits.

Indeed Strike. I may have to take a little side trip to Texas and get some personal training. Heh heh heh...wait. thats bad.

awwwrrr.

"That t-shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better stuffed in the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through the window of my office building. Let's do it and never look back!"

-xkcd

Guess who's the PimpMaster of this thread? ~;)
Me! :grin:

Shouldn't we sticky this?

I actually need movire specific advice, on how to attract an older girl. I mean I'm doing my grad final at a college, while she just finshed her post grad two years ago, and just started teacheing our class this year. So she's like some four years older. I like her a lot, A LOT! I can sit and listen to the worst intigration and differential formulae for hours when she's teaching.....I just don't know how go about talking about it to her..... :(
Furthemore, I'm kind of afriad that she might be offended and it might cause a lot of trouble for me in future.

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I actually need movire specific advice, on how to attract an older girl. I mean I'm doing my grad final at a college, while she just finshed her post grad two years ago, and just started teacheing our class this year. So she's like some four years older. I like her a lot, A LOT! I can sit and listen to the worst intigration and differential formulae for hours when she's teaching.....I just don't know how go about talking about it to her..... :(
Furthemore, I'm kind of afriad that she might be offended and it might cause a lot of trouble for me in future.

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Student to teacher relationships are really hard. Your case is a bit easier that it's not a huge difference in age. The problem would be the Indian culture where I fear something like that...well...might be harder than in America.

I have absolutely NO idea what to do. Perhaps treat her like any other girl and just do the same thing. Forgot age or status..

Im guessing you would be better waiting until she's no longer your teacher, even if there aren't rules against such a thing she may avoid it because it could cause a conflict of interest (A* for teacher's favourite ;) )

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I actually need movire specific advice, on how to attract an older girl. I mean I'm doing my grad final at a college, while she just finshed her post grad two years ago, and just started teacheing our class this year. So she's like some four years older. I like her a lot, A LOT! I can sit and listen to the worst intigration and differential formulae for hours when she's teaching.....I just don't know how go about talking about it to her..... :(
Furthemore, I'm kind of afriad that she might be offended and it might cause a lot of trouble for me in future.

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Don't.

Hmmmm, probably not visiting this forums would attract many :clown:

Yes but we do so...Tough.
A girl I know once said 'I want someone with Money, a six pack,a lovely house,and a nice car....
Oh and massive arms' I replied you'd be daammn lucky to get someone like that
Fussy or what

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Hmmmm, probably not visiting this forums would attract many :clown:

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You should be appointed chief playa. :laugh4:


*leaves* :creep:

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Hmmmm, probably not visiting this forums would attract many :clown:

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Truth.

So i should approach a girl with... 'you know, i haven't been on the .org forums in the longest time...'

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So i should approach a girl with... 'you know, i haven't been on the .org forums in the longest time...'

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:laugh4: don't take it literally

So maybe i should slip it in casually into the conversation...

Grizz: so... hows the coffee...
Girl: *weired stare*
Grizz: umm... so those forum things eh... what the hell are they all about...
Girl: *weired stare*
Grizz: so... we going to have sex yet...
Girl: *grabbing pepper spray*
Grizz: ohh... is that the time... gotta dash we'll do it another time...

Think im definetly ready for a road test ~;)

I show all the ladies my account. Makes me look cool

Theres bound to be some woman i could impress with the size of my postcount...

I know for a fact that the only thing stopping most of us from getting a girl is not having senior membership in an online forum.

it's so differcult to know if forumers are being sarcastic or serious, theres so much contrast

Plus if you have any HoF awards you can show them what a celebrity you are. I've been nominated for two categories so far... :beam:

Any arcade high scores also add that extra X factor!

[Thanks but no thanks, Lemur]

I love the fact that this forum has been revived.
However did this i'm gratefull:bow:


I still remember when Lazul posted this:

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or play it safe, tell her: "Wonna come home ot my place and have sex and eat popcorn?"
Then she says: "no"
And you look all offended: "What!? you dont like popcorn?"
then she will probably slap you haha

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I found it absolutely brilliant and tried it thousands of times.
Just take the first girl you see and pop the question.
It's a nice icebreaker and if she gets offended you know she isn't the one for you anyway.
I've got really great responses and believe it or not one time it actually did the trick.(I hereby should thank our good friend Mr Alcohol ~:cheers:(making ugly people have sex since 1862).

Well the point is.
I’ve had some good times with this line,good times :2thumbsup: